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So We Want a Baby -- And it ain't happening, you know. So I get this doctor's appointment and you know I hate clinics. And they have to get this SPERM sample, so I'm given this jar and the nurse shows me to a small room and hands me a magazine. Yeah, right, and I'm in there for HOURS... So, you know, I wear out my right arm, and I wear out my left arm, and I'm running warm water on it, and beating it against the sink... and I just can't the lid off that jar !

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