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(4595) Mon 29 Nov 93 11:55a By: Sunjester To: Ariadne Re: Don't insult STYX St: 4354<>4688 ------------------------------------------------------------ @MSGID: 1:387/57.0 2cfa2964 @REALNAME: Israel Gomberg While stealing taglines I oversaw Ariadne typing about Don't insult STYX SS >How many Garnerians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? SS >Can't tell you, it's a secret. Ar> How many Alexandrians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ar> ...uh, did anyone see how the Gardnerians did it...? How many Dianics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...Are you implying it would take more than one? Top 10 Reasons It's Great To Be Pagan! ___----------------------------------- 10. Dressing in all black makes you look thinner. 9. Wearing your pentacle in public makes Xtians run. 8. You can explain away your weirdness to 'being a Pagan'. 7. Feedom of relgion meens never having to say you're sorry. 6. The ability to turn the taxman into a toad can come in handy. 5. The tall, pointy hat makes for a great game of ring toss. 4. The flying broom doesn't require a license, and gets great mileage. 3. More Gods and Goddesses than you can shake a stick at. 2. The pickup line "what's your sign?" really works on Pagan women! 1. Look, a full moon! Let's Frolic! ... "Oh bother," said Pooh;"Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!" ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.11 --- Maximus 2.01wb * Origin: Avalon: San Antonio's Pagan BBS (210) 308-9579 (1:387/57)

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