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CHURCH OF ELVIS E C C L E S I A S T I C A L P R O C L A M A T I O N WHEREAS there is just no limit to the amount of commentary that must be made by Rush to assure Excellence in every aspect of life on this planet, and WHEREAS to try to cover it all in one simple Ecclesiastical Proclamation would be as futile as the election of Elmer Fudd to the presidency of These United States, and WHEREAS we can thus at the very least give this guy his own Holiday for the purpose of doing him the Honor he so richly deserves, expects, and receives from those who know the Truth, THEREFORE BE IT PROCLAIMED that the Fourth Day of July, from this date unto eternity be hereinafter and forever known as RUSH LIMBAUGH DAY as the beginning of an official Church festival of days known as the DITTO DAYS OF SIGNIFICANT PURPOSE which shall commence thusly and run until and including Sundown on the date known as Ditto Wednesday, hereinafter declared to be the first Wednesday after the first full moon after Rush Limbaugh Day, in and for the Church of Elvis Universal Life Church, to be hereinafter and forever an honor and tribute to The Reverend Rush Limbaugh, UPAR (Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality) Wherefore unto I have set my hand and caused to be affixed the seal of the Church of Elvis this 4th day of July, 1992 s/ C. A. Jennings Bishop C.A.Jennings, D.D. Church of Elvis International Headquarters Attest: Charles Feduccia Diocese of Baton Rouge ULC P.O.Box 64575 **************************** Baton Rouge, LA 70896-4575 *with Seal thereon embossed* (504)927-0447 **************************** CompuChurch International Headquarters The Holy Cloakroom 504-927-4509

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