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Paul Hogan walks into a public house in Sydney with a 25' Australian crocodile on a chain, and says to the bartender: "Evenin, Mate! Do you serve Christians 'ere?" "Why certainly, no problem at all!" replies the bartender. "Great!" says Hogan, "I'll 'ave two fer me crock, an' a pint o' ale fer me'self!"

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