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One beautiful spring Sunday, Father O'Malley took a walk trough the park. The Sun was shining, the skies were blue, the flowers were blooming in rainbow colors... and everything was merry. Father O'Malley saw a little girl playing with her puppy. With a friendly smile on his face, he approached the cute kid: "What is your name, my dear child?" "Blossom," the girl replied, her blue eyes widely open. "That is such a beautiful name! How did you get it?" Father O'Malley asked, admiring the child's innocence. "While my mother was praying to God to give her a little daughter, a blossom fell on her hair. So she said she would call her daughter Blossom." "How beautiful that God was so good to your mother" - exclaimed Father O'Malley in delight - "and what is your puppy's name?" "Porkey." Said the girl in her cute voice. "And how did he get that name?" "He likes to fuck pigs."

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