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Sentences which actually appeared in church bulletins 1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the Church. Children will be baptized on both ends. 2. Tueday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early. 3. Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed," accompanied by the Pastor. 4. Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's Club. All those wishing to become Little Mothers please meet the Minister in his study. 5. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. 6. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 7. On Sunday, there will be a special collection taken for defraying the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will please come forward and get a piece of paper. 8. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and may be seen in the church basement on Friday. This is a reprint from "Pasta," an underground newspaper from The University of North Texas.

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