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Seems jesus walked into town one day just in time to see the women of the town ready to stone the local whore to death. So jesus says "ye that hath not sin cast the first stone". Well the women were suddenly stricken with shame and one by one dropped their rocks, bowed their heads in shame and walked off. All but one that is. Well this one old woman dropped her rock, found a larger one from those dropped by the other women, threw it and hit the whore in the head and killed her. Well jesus just stood there for a moment shaking his head. After a few moments had passed he said to the old woman, "GOD DAMMIT MOM, SOMETIMES YOU PISS ME OFF". ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? A: Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands! ----------------------------------------------------------- There is Jesus. A humble carpenter nailed to a cross. The day is hot and beneath the cross is Mary Magdalene who looks up as the blood drips on her eyes. She says: "Jesus! you're hung."

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