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From: Steve Rose with: Jesse C. Jones Foolish Fundies Location: FidoNet's HOLYSMOKE JCJ> instead follow the Risen Christ. << BONG! >> Ummmmmm! That's the signal, gang! Time for another piping hot plate of fresh risen Hot Christ Buns! Umm...mmmm! Just look at those mouth-watering pastries. Our special slooooow-riiiiise recipie takes our kitchens three whole days to prepare. But it's worth every melt-in-your-mouth bite! Just slow bake them outdoors on our special wooden skewers. Three provided in every box. How do you know when they are done? Use our special spear (included) to poke their sides to test for flakey tenderness! And there lies the sweet suprise! Hot icing inside! Yes...flowing gobs of icing oooozes out with each probing. In no time, you'll have the sweetest cinnamon buns you have ever tasted! Eat them plain...or have them with your favorite Frosted Fundy Flakes cereal, fresh squeezed Orange Jews and hot Mormon coffee with fresh Star Goat cream...for a complete and tasty nutritional breakfast! Enjoy them today!

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