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--- Following message extracted from CHURCH&STATE @ 1:374/14 --- By Christopher Baker on Tue May 31 14:45:42 1994 From: Frank Matthews To: all Date: 30 May 94 10:59:00 Subj: Why beer is better than Jesus Attributes: Kill PID: BWRA 3.02 [Eval] MSGID: 1:123/517.0 2de9ff34 ------------------------------------------------- ====== Top 10 Reasons ====== Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus ------------------------------------------------- 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer. 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. ... RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory --- GEcho 1.00 * Origin: The Uptown Bus - The Mothership Connection - Memphis (1:123/517) SEEN-BY: 123/301 302 501 517 522 374/1 14 84 98 396/1 3615/50 51 PATH: 123/517 501 301 3615/50 374/1 98 14

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