CALLBACK VERIFICATION IS FOR CHUMP SYSOPS! by Colostomy Bagboy Don't you just HATE SySoPs

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CALLBACK VERIFICATION IS FOR CHUMP SYSOPS! by Colostomy Bagboy Don't you just HATE SySoPs who think it's cool to have a callback user verification system? I have a few methods that can be used to fuck them over in their anal retentive attempts to keep a strangle hold over the cows who logon their system! First, lets talk a little bit about those lowlife lifeforms who are so out of touch with the historical roots of bbsing that they require users to go through callback verification. I don't need to tell you what scum these shitpackers are do I? Believe me when I say that I could go on for a few gigs just on what buttfaced buttwiping butthugging butts these so called sysops are. You already know if you have bothered to read this. Why do theses little pricks do this? Most have some fake weenie story about how they want to keep the same users from calling, or perhaps there is some bad hacker they want to keep off the system or something. If they know so little about modems that they don't know how to deal with hackers then I think they should just give it up and go back to playing with their butterfly collections or whatever it was they did once they got out of diapers. I swear to gawd that EVERY board that does this is really just trying to collect information on users for one reason or another, most likely because the sysop is a real creep! There are of course other, more sinister reasons. I have never seen a real hacker or phreak board with callback verification if you ever find one that requires this you can half assume that it is just some FBI sting*narc board. For christsake don't feel bad at all about making life miserable for this so called lifeform who just wants to collect information on the board's users for their own perverted reasons, please do all you can to make their board a really awful place, in doing so you will be making the world as a whole a better place for all that is good and descent. Proceed comrads: {1} log onto the system using a phone number that is from another area code. Inless the syslop is a total M.R. the system will not be able to call and verify a LD number. Leave sysop an note pleeding that you live in some stupid rural place and you want to call LD late at night for some real action. If they are stupid enough to allow LD calls, then just call in with the phone number of the White House or the CIA and let the sysop get in LOADS of trouble when 427 verification calls are attempted in the middle of the night! {2} Enter the phone number of a line that is ALWAYS BUSY, then try and verify the line a few times. This will not work, but after a few days, call and leave half literate messages about how you've been trying, but nothing happens. Try a few more times and then login and ask the sysop if your not being able to verify correctly MIGHT have something to do with you modem not being a real hayes compatable modem! This works every time. The always busy phone number assures that they will fall for it! {3} This one takes a bit more work. First you must do a REAL auto-verification logon for the system in question. Pay attention to all the steps that are done in the dialback process. When the system calls, does it require you to hit any specific keys? Will it allow you to simply answer the call? If so you are home free in that all that is reuqired here is that you have the system call ANY other BBS and you will be validated (by their ATA signal). If more input is requred, such as hitting the [esc] key, or answering yes or no to a question, then you must find a BBS in town that begins with the exact required characters. If a password is required you can always change your password to the opening screen of another BBS so it will auto-auto verify itself! {4} If you have a laptop, all you gotta do is pack it up and go walk around the nearest college campus or hospital and find some little room or hallway with a telephone. Pull the plug and plug in your own modem. Check the number on the phone number on the phone and enter this as the number for callback verification. Just follow the normal callback procedure from here on out! {5} Aint got no Laptop? Got a job? Got a place where youre getting an education, or got any other access to anyplace where there are computers? All you have to do is make up some fucked up excuse to use someone elses computer, wait until they want you to fix something for you, or you are doing some sort of work of them (or wait until some douche bag is home with a massive hangover or something). Never use your own computer or line for this because any sysop that is such a motherfucker that they make you use call backer verification is definetly so full of black bile tha they will hunt you down, and we don't want that now do we? If they don't have a modem already installed in their machine then it is up to you to bring an external modem and slap that little puppie in the serial port and get a jammen man! {6} On some really primitive systems all you have to do to get verificaiton is to enter ANY modem number and the system will verify you once it has called a number that answers with a jolly old ATA -------------------------------------------------- (277)14-12867 Holland Hack Derjoit betritog! Loads of text files. 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