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You have selected the Leisure Suit Larry Series. 1 ... Leisure Suit Larry I Land of the Lounge Lizards 2 ... Leisure Suit Larry II Looking for Love 3 ... Leisure Suit Larry III Passionate Patti 4 ... Leisure Suit Larry V Undercover Work X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 4 This is the Leisure Suit Larry V hint section. Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 1 Problem: Someone is yelling for coffee! How do I make coffee? Hint: Click the Eye icon on the coffee pot just outside the door, then click on the coffee pot with the Hand icon. Problem: What do I do in the video tape room? Hint: Get three videotapes lying on the table just to the left of the monitor in the lower right-hand corner of the room by clicking on them with the Hand icon. Get the camera charger by clicking the Hand icon on the drawer in the top-left corner. Make sure to degauss the tapes. Problem: My video tapes won't work in my camera! Hint: You need to erase (degauss) your video tapes before they can be used in your camera. To do this, click each tape, one at a time, by using the degausser on the table along the top wall in the video tape room. Problem: How do I charge my video camera? Hint: Charge the camera by following these two steps: first, select the battery charger from inventory. You can use the outlet beside the coffee maker in the lobby. Plug the battery charger in by clicking on any available outlet. Select the camera from inventory and click it on the battery charger. Click the Eye icon on the camera to verify the camera is charged to one- hundred-percent power. When it is, click the Hand icon on the camera to unplug it and retrieve both the camera and the charger. Problem: How do I load my video camera? Hint: Select a degaussed tape from inventory and click it on the video camera. Your camera will be loaded. If a tape is already in the camera, it will be replaced with the new blank one. Problem: What do I do in the file room? Hint: You'll find resumes of the finalists in the first file cabinet on your right. You also need to grab the AeroDork Gold Card, which is sitting in the imprinter on the table by clicking the Hand icon on it. Problem: How do I know when I am ready to leave PornProdCorp? Hint: If you have a camera from the meeting room, three degaussed video tapes, a battery charger, three resumes, and the Aerodork Gold Card, you are ready to go. A limo will be waiting for you outside. Just click the Hand icon on the limo's door to open it. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 2 Problem: How do I get to the airport? Hint: Outside PornProdCorp, click the Hand icon on the limo. You'll arrive automatically at the airport shortly after sitting through an animated sequence. Problem: Can I do anything in the limo? Hint: There's nothing to do in the limo as Larry, just ride. Actually, you can find a day trotter date book on the seat next to you. only when you leave the Hard Disk Cafe in New York. Problem: I'm in a new city. How do I tell the driver where to go? Hint: Click the Eye icon to look at each of the three girls' resumes you retrieved from the file room at PornProdCorp. You'll find a matchbook, a napkin, and a business card. Now select one of these items and click it on the limo driver. The driver will take you to the address on the item if the item matches the city you're currently in. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 3 Problem: My limo just arrived at the curb outside the airport, where should I go? Hint: You can go two places; inside the airport, and to the Automatic Ticket Machine (ATM) to the left of the airport door. Problem: How do I operate the Automatic Ticket Machine (ATM)? Hint: Click the Hand icon on the ATM to get a close-up view. Select the AeroDork Gold Card from your inventory and click it on the slot to the left of the ATM screen. When the destinations appear, click the Hand icon on whichever destination you want. You may travel to any city in any order you wish. Punch in the proper code from the AeroDork Travel Folder that came in your game box. When the Boarding Pass emerges, click the Hand icon on it to take it, then on the AeroDork Gold Card to take it from the slot. Problem: I can't find a gate or a plane! Hint: Select your AeroDork Gold Card from inventory and click it on the camera right outside the VIP lounge door. Problem: How do I board the plane? Hint: Just make sure you have your boarding pass and that you are in the VIP lounge. You get the boarding pass from the ATM machine outside the airport. Once you're in the VIP lounge and the "now boarding" sign flashes, select your boarding pass from inventory and click it on the slot to the right of the door. Problem: What can I do on board the plane? Hint: Take the magazine from the seat pocket in front of you. Read it. Problem: My plane has just landed at a new airport, what do I do? Hint: You need to leave the airport by limo. Click the Eye icon on the large display ads at the top of the airport terminal screens until you find the limo company's number. You will need to call them. Problem: I can't find a working phone! Hint: Each airport (except the very first one) will have at least one working phone. Try them all until you find one that works. Problem: I've completed all three interviews where do I go now? Hint: It's time to go back to PornProdCorp. When you're done with New York, Atlantic City, and Miami, go back to the airport and get a ticket to Los Angeles. Problem: Help! My plane is going to crash! What can I do to help? Hint: When the stewardess calls for volunteers, you'll automatically be led to the cockpit. Start clicking the Hand icon on various dials and controls. Sooner or later, you'll find one that may do some good. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 4 Problem: What do I do in the airport? Hint: You need to do two things; make sure your camera is charged up, and call the limo company. First use the Eye icon on your camera to make sure it's charged up. If the camera's batteries are low, you can charge them up here. Select your battery charger from inventory then click it on the outlet on the far west wall of the terminal. Next, select your camera from inventory and click it on the plugged-in battery charger. Click the Eye icon on the camera to verify the camera is charged to one-hundred-percent power. Find the number for the limo company and use a working phone on the east side of the terminal. Problem: Where can I find change for the phone? Hint: You can get change for the phone by clicking the Hand icon on the Jerry's Kids' Collection Canister underneath the VIP lounge verification camera. Problem: How can I tell the limo driver where to take me? What do I do in the limo? Hint: Select the napkin from your inventory and click it on the limo driver. You can find the napkin by clicking the Eye icon on Michelle's resume. When you get the day trotter date book, be sure to open it by clicking the Hand icon on it in your inventory. Problem: I made it to the Hard Disk Cafe, but can't get past the Matre D'! Hint: Continue to talk to the Maitre D' by clicking the Talk icon on him. Eventually he'll give in and punch you up your own membership tape. Problem: How can I follow Michelle into the exclusive Herman Hollerith room? Hint: Remember the brochure you read on the airplane? You need to find the music box in the lobby. Select your membership tape from inventory and click it on the music box. Now when you click your membership tape on the computer you'll be able to go anywhere you want. Problem: Michelle is sitting just a few feet away from me, what do I do? Hint: Click the Talk icon on Michelle a few times. When she invites you to her table, select the day trotter from your inventory and click it on her. Next, click the Hand icon on the video camera to turn it on. Finally, select the credit cards you found from the day trotter and click them on Michelle. Now just sit back and relax. Problem: How can I leave the Hard Disk Cafe? Hint: You need to use the phone that Bertha, the gabby woman, was using when you first entered the cafe. She should be done with it now. If she's still using it, then you need to visit Michelle in the Herman Hollerith room. Click the Hand icon on the phone, and enter the number of the limo company you saw from in one of the large display ads at the top of the airport terminal. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 5 Problem: What should I do at the Atlantic City airport? Hint: You need to do two things; make sure your camera's charged up, and call the limo company. First use the Eye icon on your camera to make sure it's charged up. If the camera's batteries are low, you can charge them up here. Select your battery charger from inventory then click it on the outlet on the far west wall of the terminal. Next, select your camera from inventory and click it on the plugged-in battery charger. Click the Eye icon on the camera to verify the camera is charged to one-hundred-percent power. Find the number for the limo company and use a working phone on the east side of the terminal. Problem: Where can I find change for the phone? Hint: You can get change for the phone by clicking the Hand icon on the second slot machine from the west side of the terminal. Problem: Where should I tell the limo driver to take me? Hint: Select the matchbook you will see when you view Lana's resume and click it on the driver. The limo driver will now know where to take you. Problem: Where can I find money to play in the Tramp Casino? Hint: Click the Talk icon on the woman standing on the left-hand side outside the Tramp Casino entrance. She'll give you an easy guessing game and then some Tramp dollars to gamble with. Problem: I need some tips on playing video poker. Hint: The easiest way to do this is every time you win a few bucks, save your game. When you lose, restore your game. You need to win at least five-hundred dollars. If you forget to save your game and run out of money, you can always re-play the guessing game with the woman out front of the casino. Problem: The bouncer won't let me into the Casino Ballroom! Hint: You need to pay for the show. It costs twenty-five Tramp dollars to watch. Problem: I'm in the Casino Ballroom, but I can only watch Jennifer Jiggle. Hint: You need to go skating on the boardwalk and bump into Lana. Problem: How can I go skating? Hint: Go to Ivana's Skates and rent a pair of roller-blades. For a deposit you can give her Tramp Dollars from the Casino or your pocket protector camera. Problem: Where is Lana? How can I get her to cooperate? Hint: Go skating and you'll bump into her. You can get a pair of rollerblades at Ivana's Skates. After you meet her, click the Talk icon on her several times. Eventually she'll invite you to the Mud Night Madness show at the Casino Ballroom. Problem: How do I videotape Lana's Mud Night Madness Wrestling match? Hint: Make sure you have 500 dollars to pay so you can participate! Be sure you've charged your camera battery, placed a fresh degaussed tape in your camera, and turned it on when you sit down at your ringside seat. Problem: In the wrestling scene, what do I do with the body parts all over the screen? Hint: Click the Hand icon on those body parts as fast as you can. Problem: How do I get my deposit back from Ivana? Hint: Select your skates from your inventory and click them on her to give them back to her. She'll then return your deposit, well.. most of it anyway. Problem: How do I get back to the airport? Hint: Click the Talk icon on the valet standing to the right of the entrance to Tramp Casino. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 6 Problem: What should I do at the airport? Hint: You need to do three things; make sure your camera's charged up, call "Just Green Cards", and call the limo company. First use the Eye icon on your camera to make sure it's charged up. If the camera's batteries are low, you can charge them up here. Select your battery charger from inventory then click it on the outlet on the far west wall of the terminal. Next, select your camera from inventory and click it on the plugged-in battery charger. Click the Eye icon on the camera to verify the camera is charged to one-hundred-percent power. Find the number for the limo company and use a working phone on the east side of the terminal. Problem: Where can I find change for the phone? Hint: You can get change for the phone by clicking the Hand icon on the coin return of the cigarette vending machine on the west side of the terminal. Problem: How do I pay the "Just Green Cards" company? Where I can pick up the merchandise? Hint: This company won't charge you anything for their merchandise and you can pick up your deliveries in the garbage can next to the ATM simply by clicking the Hand icon on it. What a deal! Problem: Where should I tell the limo driver to take me? Hint: Select the business card you found in Chi Chi Lambada's resume and click it on the limo driver. The driver will take you where you need to go. Problem: How can I get in to see Chi Chi Lambada? Hint: Enter Doc Pulliam's at the top of the stairs by clicking the Hand icon on the door. When you get in the lobby, click the Hand icon on the doily on the table in the lower right corner. Now click the doily on Larry's head. Finally, click the Talk icon on Alberta, the receptionist. You'll get right in to see Chi Chi. Problem: All Chi Chi will do is clean my teeth! Hint: To get Chi Chi to do more, click the Eye icon on Chi Chi. Then click the Hand icon on your camera to turn it on. Finally, select the green card from your inventory and click it on Chi Chi. Problem: How do I return to the Miami Airport? Hint: After exiting the gymnasium, go back upstairs to the Dentist's office by clicking the Hand icon on Doc Pulliam's door and then on his lobby phone. Call the same limo company that you took to the gym. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 7 Problem: What should I in the lab? Hint: You need to do three things; explore the lab, write down the numbers Commander Twit gives you, and pick up several devices. First, click the Eye icon on the workers you see. When they've demonstrated their products, click the Walk icon on the right-hand side of the screen. Commander Twit will brief you and set up an account for you in the computer. Be sure to write down the pieces of information he gives you including an important phone number. After you've seen all the demonstrations, get fitted for the "Safety First Field Locator Device." Then pick up the Hooter Shooter, the Dataman, and two DataPaks sitting on the counter near the computer. Problem: How do I tell my driver where to take me? Hint: There are several ways to communicate with your driver. If you have a Fax, select it from inventory and click it on Bobbi. Or if you have the Dataman, insert a DataPak into it and click the Dataman on Bobbi. He'll take you to K-RAP or des Rever Records. Problem: How can I receive a Fax in the limo? Hint: To receive a Fax, you needed to have taken the two DataPaks, but not the DataMan! Problem: Who should I call on the limo phone? Hint: You have to have Desmond's phone number. Commander Twit gave it to you. Call Desmond and request a FAX. Problem: Is there anything else I need from the limo? Hint: Be sure to take the champagne bottle from the rack of liquor on the left. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 8 Problem: How do I get to K-RAP? Hint: You need to show the K-RAP fax or the Dataman with the P.C. Hammer Datapak inserted to Bobbi, your limo driver. Problem: How can I get inside Mr. Krapper's office? Hint: Look at the K-RAP fax or the Dataman display. You'll find the access code you need to enter Mr. Krapper's office. Enter the code by clicking the hand icon on the control panel next to the door. Problem: What should I get from Mr. Krapper's office? Hint: You need to open his desk by either picking the lock or using a key. If you wish to pick the lock, click the hand on the letter opener sitting on the desk, then click the letter opener onto the desk drawer lock. If you wish to use the key, click the hand icon on the base of the tall plant in the upper right corner of the room. Now select the key from your inventory and click it on the desktop to open the desk. Look into the desk and take note of the number on the blue stickum. Click the Hand icon on the drawer a second time and remove the file folder. Problem: I want to leave Mr. Krapper's office, but I don't know how! Hint: You'll exit through the bathroom on the left and then click the Hand icon on the shower. But first, put everything back the way you found it. Select the letter opener from inventory and click it on top of the desk. Select the key and click it back on the tall plant in the upper right corner of the room. And before returning the file folder, click it on the photo-copy machine on the left side of the room, then return it by clicking it on the desktop. Now click the Hand icon on the bathroom door. Problem: I'm in the bottom of the elevator shaft, naked! Where can I find some clothes? Hint: There's a fresh change of clothes right beside the elevator. Click the Hand icon on the clothes to wear them. Problem: How do I find my way out of the studio doors? Hint: Remember the blue stickum note from Mr. Krapper's desk drawer? Well, it's time to use it. Click the Hand icon on the control panel for Control Room B, then enter this code. Problem: What do I do in the empty control room? Hint: Tape the conversation of "2 Live 2 Screw". First, click the Hand icon on a reel-to-reel tape in the center rack against the top wall. Now select the tape and click it on the tape deck in the lower left hand corner of the studio. Third, click the Hand icon six times on the mike mixer control panel just to the right of the tape deck to find the proper input channel. Finally, click the Hand icon on the reel-to-reel recorder to start recording. When P.C. Hammer has blocked the door with the mike stand, click the Hand icon on the reel-to-reel recorder three times to take the tape. Problem: I've been locked inside the control room by P.C. Hammer! Hint: Click the Hand icon once on the control panel to turn up the sound in the control room to ear-splitting level. Click the Talk icon once on the microphone to shatter the control room glass. You can now escape through the broken window. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 9 Problem: How do I get to des Rever Records? Hint: You need to select the Reverse Biaz fax or the Dataman with the Reverse Biaz DataPak inserted and click on the limo driver. Now he'll take you to des Rever Records. Problem: How can I operate the elevator in the Shill Building? Hint: You need to get the assistance of the sleepy guard. First click the Talk icon on him to wake him up. Then select either the Reverse Biaz fax or the Dataman with the Reverse Biaz DataPak inserted into it and click it on the guard. He'll operate the elevator for you. Problem: I'm in the lobby of des Rever Records what should I do? Hint: You should meet with Reverse Biaz. But first, play the gold record on the stereo in the des Rever suite. To see Reverse Biaz, simply click the Hand icon on the doorway next to his booth. Problem: I've got a gold record! What do I do with it? Hint: You can play this gold record on the stereo located beneath the plaque where you found the record. Be sure to play it in forward and reverse to hear the subliminal messages. Problem: How do I operate the stereo? Hint: Click the Hand icon on the stereo to get a close-up view. Then click the eye icon on each of the buttons to find out what they do. Select the gold record and click it on the turntable. Now click the Hand icon on the play button. Click the Hand icon on the tone arm to place it on the record. After the record has played for a while, click the Hand icon on the reverse button. Finally click the Hand icon on the 78 button to hear the record backwards at 78 RPMs. You'll hear subliminal messages. When you are done, click the Hand icon on the stop button. Keep the record as evidence. Problem: What does Reverse Biaz expect of me in the recording studio? Hint: You need to play the large synthesizer in the center of the room by clicking the Hand icon on it. Problem: I keep blowing the recordings! What do I need to do? Hint: Just keep trying. After three attempts, you will get the gig right. Problem: What do I do in the Control Booth with Reverse Biaz? Hint: Click the Zipper icon on Reverse Biaz. Problem: What do I need to get from Reverse Biaz? Hint: He'll give you a cassette tape. You should have the gold record. You should have played the record forward and backwards on the stereo at 78 RPMs to hear the subliminal messages. **************************************************************** Please select the area in which you are having trouble. 1 ... PornProdCorp 2 ... Larry In The Limo 3 ... Airports and Airplanes 4 ... New York 5 ... Atlantic City 6 ... Miami 7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo 8 ... K-RAP 9 ... des Rever Records 10 ... The White House X ... eXit to Series Selection Menu Please enter selection: 10 Problem: I'm being held at gun-point! Hint: Select the Hooter Shooter from inventory which you received from Desmond and click it on Julius Bigg! Problem: I give up! I can't make heads or tails of this game! Hint: We'd be happy to sell you a hint book with all the information on Larry (or Patti) that you could possibly want. Check out our Order A Product section, or call our Sales Department. 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