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2 **** The song of the Knights of Camelot **** **** from Monty Python and the Holy Grail **** Launcelot: Look, my liege! (fanfare) Launcelot: Camelot! Robin: Camelot! Galahad: Camelot! Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model. Galahad: Shh! Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...to CAMELOT! song: We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able. We do routines, and border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable; We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot. We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phragm alot! Though we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable, It's a busy life in Camelot: I have to push the pram-a-lot! Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

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