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The following song was taken from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album. It is sung to the tune of "All Creatures Great and Small". All Things Dull and Ugly ======================== All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom, He made their 'orrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all. Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid, Who made the slimy urchin? Who made the sharks? He did! All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox burns great and small, Putrid, foul, and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all. /// oo > o -- Amen.

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