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Stingray #53 Sun Mar 17 21:36:53 1991 One More Minute "Weird Al" Yankovic When I heard that you're leaving Gonna leave me far behind Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name of my rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying I'm glad that you found somebody new Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you I guess I might seem kind of bitter You got me feeling down in the dumps Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self service pump Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't gonna break my heart in two Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Than watch you goiung out with other men I'd rather slam my fingers in a door again and again and again and again and again Can't you see what I'm trying to say darling I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tounge Than spend one more minute with you Yes I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die Than spend one more minute with you... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Okay.. There ya go.. hahaha! ok, well, I guess I'll post some lyrics that some of you might like now.. 1Sting 2ray1Sting  2ray7Stingray

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