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Thank you David Weingart for the new version of the persistant spider song. Another nursery rhyme that's been around for aeons is THREE RODENTS WITH OPTICAL DEFICIENCIES (CREDIT OR BLAME TO UNA K OWEN AND ANN ONYMOUS) Three rodents with optical deficiencies Three rodents with optical deficiencies See how they perambulate See how they perambulate They all perambulated after the agriculturists spouse Who amputated their cocxycal appendage with a carving utensil Have you ever observed such an occurence in your sphere As three rodents with optical deficiencies. Also: Row row row your boat Underneath the stream ha ha fooled you I'm a submarine. From "Singout" McDonalds is your kind of place Hamburgers in your face French fries up your nose Pickles between your toes Ketchup running down your back I want my money back Before I have a heartattack. (This was in a column by the really great male folksinger who was in a car accident a number of years back, and came back to full function after many many years.)

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