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-->Merc Man Larry got a job as a soda jerk Worked 5 days, bought a 55 merc He raised in the front He lowered it in the back Now all the girls just call him Mercury Jack He's the Merc man, how do you do Merc man, that's who Merc man, he likes to cruise around Merc man, he's got his coolness down Saturday nite Larry's in the valley dancin' He looks across the room And spots some black stretch Pants and she got Legs that go clear up to the rafters A pair of nocturnal fantasy hips He knew right away what He was after When she looked his way and moistened her lips He said I'm the Merc man, How do you do Merc man, that's who Merc man, likes to cruise around Merc man, he's got his coolness down Larry's pulse quickened As she crossed the floor He backed up slowly And showed her the door She said yes with her Xray eyes She walked up to him And he just sighed I'm the Merc man How do you do Merc man, that's who Merc man, likes to cruise around Merc man, he's got his coolness down Kim Carnes VOYEUR

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