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Peter The Meter Man (Here we go again . . .) I was lying on my back porch, just getting some sun. Had my hair done up in pigtails, I had my swimming suit on. I was just about asleep when there came a shadow over me. Opened up my eyes, peeking, and what did I see? There was a man, what a man, looking down over me. Tall dark and handsome, six-foot three. There was the look in his eye that was telling me, He knew there was something that he wanted to see. He said, "hi, my name is Peter. And I'm here to read your meter. I'd like to see your kilowatts, so take me to your meter box." I didn't have the slightest notion where that box could be, But I said to Peter, "why don't follow me?" Went inside, outside, upstairs and down I just loved having Peter follow me around. He said, "hey, what's with you fox? Can't you find your meter box? I came here to check your meter. They call me Peter the meter reader." By the time he found my meter it was a quarter past four. And he said to watch my heater as he was walking out my door. He said my kilowatts were looking just fine. And he'd be coming back to see them in another months time. So now I'm waiting, yes, waiting so patiently To have my sweet, sweet Peter read my meter for me. Maybe I should tell you so you'll understand . . . That Peter used to be my telephone man. (Hey lolly-lolly. Hey lolly-lolly. Hey lolly-lolly get it any way you can.) 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 複複複複 daa79 輻 霜 蔔 輻 輻 蔔 蔔 賽 霜 霜 霜 霜 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X

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