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Smut - by Tom Leher Give me smut, and nothing but! A dirty novel I can't shut, if its uncut and un-sub-tle. I've never quibbled, if it was ribald. I would devour, where others merely nibbled. And the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my aunt Hortense, to be smut it must be utterly without redeaming social importance! For - the graphic novels I adore, indecent magazines galore, I like them more if they're hardcore! Bring on the obscene movies... murals... postcards... neckties... samplers... stained glass windows.... tatoos... anything! MORE, MORE, MORE! I'm still not satisfied! Stories of torture, used by debauchers, lurid by censors and vile... make me smile. Novels that pander, to my taste for candor, give me a pleasure sublime. Lets face it, I love slime. Oh, books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder... for filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder! When correctly viewed, everything is lewd! I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of Oz, (there's a dirty old man!) I thrill... to any book like Fanny Hill! And I suppose I always will, if its really swill, and really fil-thy! Who needs a hobby, like tennis, or philaterly? I'VE got a hobby, rereading Lady Chatterly! But now they're trying to take it all away, unless we take a stand, and hand in hand, we make a stand for the FREEDOM OF THE PRESS! In other words... SMUT! (I love it!) Ah, the adventures of a slut! Oh, I'm a market they can't glut! Oh, I don't know what compares with smut! Hip-hip-hooray! Lets hear it for the Supreme Court! Don't let them take it away.....!

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