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Testing The Tosser (Sung to Waltzing Matilda) -- Dr. Mabuse, d.o.a. Once a mighty SysOp changed his tosser for more speed. He had duly registered with program fees * Then he tossed and he read that the messages were lost in space. "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!" Testing the tosser, Testing the tosser "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!" * "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!" Then the frazzled SysOp checked and then re-checked his feeds. "I hope it'll work this time," said he. * But when he tossed S&M into CHESS he was cut instantly. "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!" (chorus) Poof went the node number, SysOp couldn't take the heat. Deleted every program from Drive C:. * But his ghost may be heard as you read the echos in the nets. "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!" (chorus) Enjoy.

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