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'The Hardest Rhyme' by The Capitol Steps (To the tune of 'The Longest Time' by Barry Manilow) Finding rhymes for words like Gorbachev, Helps us pay our office mortgage off. Most times we can, we, Even rhyme who's Pakistani, But Boris Yeltsin is the hardest rhyme. (Woe-o-o-o Boris Yeltsin is the hardest rhyme Oh-oh-oh Boris Yeltsin is the hardest . . .) Anyone who's got a pen and pad, Can find rhymes for words like Leningrad. Go tell Raisa, Rhyming her can be a piece o' -- cake, But Boris Yeltsin is the hardest rhyme. Send the Reds our senator Robb, Let him do the job, Of top commie pinkos. If Robb wins we'd have easy times, Without needing rhymes, For words like Chernenko. We're afraid The Steps are going broke, If we can't use Boris as a joke. We can't rhyme Yeltsin, So we'll have to pull our belts in; Do something else instead of finding rhymes. (Ooh-ooh-oo'ooh-ah Do somethin' 'stead of findin' rhymes Oh-oh-oh Do somethin' 'stead of findin' rhymes . . .) - - - 1-800-733-STEP 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 複複複複 홠 c bheem daa79 輻 霜 홦loort de 蔔 輻 輻 홹lnti b n 蔔 蔔 賽 it nueft 홽wiegosoi 霜 霜 霜 霜 홦 nu yt a 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X

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