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"Tommy The Cat" by Primus "I remember it as though it were a meal ago," said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter that may have nestled it's way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met it's demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator. Tommy the cat had many a story to tell. But it was a rare occaision, such as this, that he did. "She came sliding on down the alley way like butter dripping off a hot biscuit. The aroma. The mean scent was enough to arouse suspition in even the oldest of the tigers that hung around the hot spots in those days. The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double, even triple takes as the vivacious feline made her way into the delta at the alley way where the most feared young tabbys were known to hang out. They hung out in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place and that was O'Malley's Alley." "The air was thick with cat calls. (No pun intended). But not even did twitch as she sauntered strait into the heart of the alley way. She knew what she wanted. She was looking for that stud bull. The he-cat. That was me. Tommy The Cat is my name and I say unto thee..." "Say baby, do you want to lay down with me? Say baby, do you want to lay down by my side? Baby, do you want to lay down with me? Say, baby? Say, baby?"

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