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From: Edy Braun 11 Jul 94 00:48 To : Joe Morlan Subj: Phantasmagorialisticationalism JM> Creationism has a neat explanation[sic] for the phenomenon JM> of early life, while Evolution offers nothing except a cop JM> out[sic] that abiogenesis has nothing to do with evolution. Ok. I agree Creationism has a neat explanation. Albeit completely unwarranted by observation and conjured up by Abraham and his followers. I propose my own story. Perhaps in 2000 years someone will dig-up this e-mail and start his/her own cult: THE THEORY OF PHANTASMAGORIALISTICATIONISM: ------------------------------------------- GENESIS ALPHA-ALPHA: In the beginning, there was a 0-dimensional void. And the void oscillated through its ceaseless permutations until the 1st-dimension arose. And the void saw the 1st-dimension, and it was good. Upon the 1st-dimension formed a barrier. This barrier dissected the 1st-dimension, leaving separated halves in which energy could not cross from one to the other. And the void saw this and it was bad. Unevenness was NOT GOOD. And so permutations intensified, and upon the 3rd permutation, the 2nd-dimensional arose. Now, with the 2nd-dimension, the concept of "AROUNDness" came into existance. Energy could now flow AROUND the barrier, by using the 2nd-dimension. But the barrier felt the new freedom in spacial existance and followed by spreading into 2-dimensions as well. And all was NOT GOOD again, for energy could not flow, and the void was UNEVEN. Upon the 4th and 5th permutations, the 3rd and final spacial dimension arose, as well as the temporal dimension and infinite number of interactivity dimensions. The barrier, now with freedom to move along an endless number of vectors, diffused, forming a precipitate in the void, and it was matter. The matter began to conglomerate into larger bodies, in the attempt to rejoin itself. Upon the face of the globe, the interface between void and matter yielded distortion and chaos. From this chaos arose energy which tunnelled through to the interactivity dimensions. And this energy, focused and channeled, spew forth onto the face of the globe, giving life. And life was GOOD.

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