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Evolution Redefined by Geoff Moore { fx: Science class looks old, cramped and packed with viles and beakers full of coloured liquids etc. Young blonde teenage girl (very cute! ed.) sits there in class holding an open science book. Inside the science book is the super imposed footage of the band singing the song. The band is standing in a studio created jungle, lots of green trees, vines etc.... } I was staring through the black board trying to keep from sleeping Doing my very best to hear the subject they were teaching When to my suprise I couldn't believe my ears This is what you looked like back a million years { fx: Shows a picture of a hand drawn monkey on white paper moves its mouth and makes a typical chimp sound } Your uncle was a monkey, he was swinging through the trees He lived on green bananas and his arms went to his knees He spoke with such conviction it really made me think Maybe my teacher, he's the missing link Chorus He said, I believe in evolution Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies It's the only possible solution Big bang fiction, [we factualize] or [with factual lies] (?) { fx: Cuts to the teacher who says the next line in a real dorky way. Tries to portray a boring old fart who just repeats the same old tired information all day long. } Therefore Cro-Magnum man............ { fx: Then morphs into the lead singer who carries on with this song. This guy scores 10/10 for the smug, know it all looks he gives. } It takes a lot of faith to say we're accidents of nature But I believe we are the work of a loving creator Now you could wait a million years hoping nature does its part But it only takes a moment for God to change a heart That's why, I believe in evolution Changing of the heart, renewing of the mind It's the only true solution God is always working, changing lives It's Evolution redefined I used to trust in natural selection My survival was all I could see My evolving to perfection started when God rescued me { fx: Lead singer looks up, towards the heavens } I believe in evolution Changing of the heart, renewing of the mind It's the only true solution God is always working, changing lives I believe in evolution changing of the heart, renewing of the mind It's the only true solution It's evolution redefined I believe in evolution Changing of the heart, renewing of the mind It's the only true solution God is always working, changing lives { ad infinitum....................song finish fx: Lead singer after singing to blonde girl turns to black board and underlines the word 'redefined' (in red, large font) which has been drawn over the word 'evolution' (in green, even bigger font) to highlight what it was all about. }

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