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Date: 31 Mar 94 16:29:58 From: James G. Acker To: All Subject: HA! U. of E. pub pickup lines From: jgacker@news.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker) Organization: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center -- InterNetNews site For starters: Hey baby, can I give you a demonstration of plate subduction? How'd you like to feel a molten magmatic intrusion? Why don't you and me get together and see what evolves? Looking at you makes me glad that sexual reproduction was selected for, even if it _is_ inefficient. Unlike a platypus, it's easy to tell you're a lactating mammal, honey. I like your phenotype -- how about mixing genotypes? (To which the rejoinder could be, "You're not my phenotype.") Hey, blue-eyes, where'd you get those recessive genes? (No, _I'm_ not going to stoop to puns about "jeans" and "genes".) I'd come down out of the trees for you, woman. Did I sniff a pheromone or are you just glad to see me? =============================================== | James G. Acker | | REPLY TO: jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov | =============================================== All comments are the personal opinion of the writer and do not constitute policy and/or opinion of government or corporate entities.

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