From:    Kalki Dasa                             
To:      All                                    Msg #121, Feb-03-93 04:59PM
Subject: FAQ

Organization: Kalki's Infoline BBS, Aiken, SC, USA
From: system@kalki33.lakes.trenton.sc.us (Kalki Dasa)
Message-ID: 
Newsgroups: talk.origins

Welcome to talk.origins.

Frequently asked question: What is the purpose of this newsgroup?

talk.origins was created to help you:

1) Join a gang of imbeciles like yourself, find an idea you wish weren't
   true and participate in heaping derision on it and on its supporters.

2) Insult people from a distance, without fear that they will be able to
   get hold of you and beat you up as you deserve.

3) Express your own faulty opinions as if they were truths worthy of
   consideration.

4) Boast of your own prowess, without ever actually having to
   demonstrate it.

5) Complain about your enemies to no one in particular and for no purpose.

6) Grow more and more cynical and bitter daily as you find that certain
   individuals refuse to be cowed by your contempt of them.

7) Really get back at your parents by using language that will make them
   ashamed they ever brought such an ignorant, ill-mannered lout into
   the world.

Sincerely,
Kalki "this means you" Dasa