08 Dec 2000
gs1100 <gs1100@my-deja.com>
Miss Buffy St. Hubbins
Hi Twinkle-toes!
Still enjoying my stay here at the Ft. Haroldson. I had a chance to do
some sightseeing yesterday. I got to see the inside of several
identical rooms, the backside of a number of opaque windows, and the
inside of a bus. Almost too much fun!
Just to had to bring you up to speed on my Satireology, *™ case! I am
now on OT .003 on The Footpath to Total Freedom, and loving every
minute of it! Today’s lesson involved sitting in front of a
multichannel video reciever, while clutching two cans of pre-chilled
Budweiser. I had the most amazing cognition while running an incident
involving whether Rachel will ever realize she’s just married her
illegitimate half-brother.
Are you ready? Here goes….
I Mock my Own Reactive Mind!!!!!
That’s right! All this biting satire was here within me the whole time!
Isn’t that wonderful? All I had to do was follow Elron Hubert’s
fabulous “Drech” to finally see the light! It’s really worth the money
this time!
Now, I know we’re not supposed to tell anyone about this, but I just
can’t keep it to myself. It’s just SO great. Here’s some of the “Drech”
that leads you to this fabulous new revelation!
(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t let anyone know I sent you this. It’s all
super-secret and I’ll be in big trouble fer sure if anyone finds out I
passed it on to you. But the wins are so big, you just HAVE to try this
out for yourself!!)
Got to a Park.
Walk around in the park.
“I am a nut.”
Continue until you receive acknowledgement.
Then carefully pry the squirrel off your head, return to base and KR
your win.
Isn’t that just amazing? You simply must give it a go, darling. Uh-Oh.
Looks like it’s time to go. My chaperone is here to make me run to the
bus while staring fixedly at the ground. Toodles!
Love,
* Satireology, The Science of Knowing How to Mock ™, is practiced by
millions of devotees worldwide.
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GS1100, phD.(mail-order),BSc.(incomplete),PTS,SP1
24 The Mews
London SW1 UK
Find a tree.
Stand several inches from the tree.
Repeatedly ram your forehead against the tree until you receive
acknowledgement or unconsciousness.
Find a squirrel.
Crouch down in front of the squirrel, and repeat the following phrase:
“I am a nut.”
“I am a nut.”
“I am a nut”.
“I am a nut.”
“I am a nut.”
Geoffrey
"All that is required for tyranny to triumph is for good men to do
nothing".