From: crichileau@aol.comKoX (The Cardinal)
"VelcoKitty and Rosie"
Dedicated to Ramsey in Toronto. Have another smoke buddy... the more you smoke
the quicker you'll be gone.
<lights dim>
The Registrar looked at Kitty like a Lion looks at Christians in the Flavian
Ampatheatre. Kitty could have sworn she heard Duran Duran singing "Hungry Like
the Wolf" but that only happens in the movies...
"Kitty we have several online staff that could use a hand up the bridge....
Of course they'll pay you back in full once their OT abilities draw in an
excellent salary.....sign here." The wolf said.
"And here"
The Wolf gathered up the papers and slid them into a folder... "Now Kitty lets
discuss how to put that money to work for you. Right now silver coins are an
extremely wise investment. Sign here... And here."
Into the folder..... "And oil Kitty... we have a great opportunity for you to
invest in an oil well that is nearing completion! With the cost of fuel these
days... you'll be living like a queen inside of 6 months! Sign here... here...
and lastly here..."
Into the folder.... "Now Kitty, lets talk about your course load... I think
you shou.... " began the Wolf.
"Here" said Kitty quickly signing the last of the paperwork...a glazed look in
here eye. She plunked down on the floor and looked dazed... The Wolf chuckled
and quick-stepped out the door singing, "Mo money... Mo money... WhOOooooOOp
WhoooOOoooOOooOOp"
"What am I gonna do all my plans are dashed. I'll have to wait 6 months for
that oil investment to come in..." She sighed.
There was a knock at the Flat door... Kitty crossed the room to open the door.
It was Wolf.
"Hi! Kitty I'm glad I caught you at home.... I have some bad news. Terrible
really. But thats life. What can you do... " said the Wolf.
"What happened!" Kitty said. "Is it the Sps... are they picketing the Org?
Those RATBASTARDS"
"Huh? Uhh No Kitty," said Wolf. "The bottom dropped out of the silver coin
market. Im afraid you took quite a loss... You started with $75,000.00 worth
of coins and now you have..." Wolf dug into his pocket and handed Kitty a wad
of cash and a few coins... "$430.46.. Yes that right..." Smiling Wolf took back
the money, "And by co-incidence the new WER6-HYT98 course costs $430.46. Its
will allow you to let go of financial losses easier"
"Its only been 2 minutes since I bought them!!! My coins.... gone?" Kitty
whined "Like they were never there," Wolf purred....
"I have more bad news Kitty... The oil.. Well its the wrong kind. Far to
think to be pumped up to the surface" said the Wolf. "You now own a share in
several acres of land that have an oil derrick on it... Weeell and a big pile
of tailings from a strip mine nearby. And a low level radioactive dump. Oh
yea and a medical waste storage building...."
Kitty smiled and nodded it would be all right some auditing and she'd be back
in the pink in no time....
"Oh while Im here Kitty.. I need you to sign this... Taxes are due on that
property and you'll need a bank loan to pay them... we'll handle that for you..
Ok?
Kitty nodded and smiled as she signed "Its really great to have someone
looking out for me!"
<fade>
A small hunched over man crept along the side of the Org, oblivious to the
chilly wind of Toronto... He rose up and peered into the bathroom window to
look at woman inside. Once Gregg was handled she would have him.... he smiled
at the thought. Be so long since he even wanted to 2D... He scrunched back down
and lite a Kool. As he took drag after drag on the smoke he thought about his
master plan....
He really does not have one.. He is a *ronbot* His master plan is what Ron
wrote down decades ago as a lark. In fact Ron neve..... <<<<<<SLAP>>>>>
"SHUT UP" The man slapped himself. Tech works.. It will bring Gregg to his
knees before me. He will bow before the might of Scientology and I... a deep
belly laugh erupted from the depths of the corpulent carcass that is Ramsey..
Ramsey entered the Org again and sat down on the floor in the corner out of
sight.. He began to rock back and forth moaning. A rope of drool dripped to
the floor.. The other people in the Org gave him a wide berth... Here was the
poster boy for bad auditing...
Cardinal Tony Biggleswirth KoX SP2
Date: 29 Apr 2000 08:27:38 GMT
Or
Kitty Meets the Registrar
Enter: TraviSargent
"When we last left Kitty, she was about to be stripped of her inheritance...
Uhmm I mean invest, loan and pay for courses."
<Lights out>
"And here"
Look Ma.... a new website
http://members.xoom.com/richileau/
"Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione."
Cry "Squeak!" And let loose the Four Ferrets of the Apocalypse!