PROOF SC IS NOT A CULT!
26 Mar 2001
Mike O'Connor <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> In article <email@example.com>,
> firstname.lastname@example.org (Feelgoodasmillon) wrote:
> I just watched John Travoltra on Barbara Walters. He says he has been
> in SC for 25 years and it turned hislife around! His wife was in it
> before shemet him and she is off drugs and said SC rocks!!! Now that
> pretty much blows the crap out of all the SC Fanatic Conspiracy
> Critics. CAN ONE CRITC ON HERE EXPLAINHOW SOMEONE CAN BE IN SC FOR 25
> YEARS?? AND NOT BE CRAZY, A KILLER, OR WORSHIPING SPACE ALENS???
What makes you think he doesn't believe in space aliens?
The cult core belief is that Mr. Travolta _IS_ a space alien. And so are you, and so am I. Mr. Travolta has reached the point where this has been revealed to him.
Some time ago, you and I and Mr. Travolta were sitting around on our respective home planets, somewhere in the confederation of 76 nearby ones. The confederation ruler, named Xenu, was about to become unelected, and he decided to go out with a bang, and solve a severe overpopulation problem to boot.
So Xenu calls us in for a tax audit. When we show up, we are kidnapped! We, immortal, godlike beings with powers over matter, energy, space and time get frozen solid, packed up, boxed up, loaded into space planes, and shipped here to Earth. Here, we got trapped by electronic ribbons, zapped with electricity, blasted with H-Bombs placed in exploding volcanos, and basically we got zonked until blank.
Ten we got the ALIEN MIND IMPLANT the cult calls "R6". We got brainwashed, so now Xenu reprogrammed us. Now, we poor chumps forget we are immortal, godlike. We think we are human hunks of meat, needing bodies, needing to get sick. What sad creatures we think we are, nothing but ugly bags of mostly water. And all we do, all we design, all we think are mere mindless reactive responses to things that restimulate images implanted into us during R6. Everything, our clothes, the design of our towns, our planes, our theaters, our federal income tax system, it's all R6. We respond like a clock to R6, says the sacred scripture. And religions? The entirety of Roman Catholicism, God, the Devil, Heaven and all that, it's chunks of R6, all twisted up in our brainwashed minds. There was no Christ, that "savior" is a delusion, a misinterpreted chunk of R6 some madman or someone got hold of, back around 600BC.
What sad, pathetic creeps we are! And I haven't even mentioned our infestation of alien beings that glom onto us. We been brainwashed, bub.
But today is your lucky day. Today, we have Scientology.
SCIENTOLOGY SELLS DEPROGRAMMING
The cult will deprogram Xenu's programming. The cult will restore your godlike powers. Heck, they aren't gone, just suppressed. They need to be set free! The cult will sell you the solution. It will sell you a bridge. A bridge to TOTAL FREEDOM. Imagine being a god! Cool! How much money have you got?
SCIENTOLOGY IS SECRETLY A UFO CULT
ASK THEM ABOUT XENU
Mike O'Connor http://www.leptonicsystems.com/
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