Since some of the materials which describe the $cientology cult could be
considered to be copywritten materials, I have censored myself and The
Skeptic Tank by deleting any and all possible text files which describes
the cult's hidden mythologies. I have elected to quote just a bit of the
questionable text according to the "Fair Use" legal findings afforded to
those who report. - Fredric L. Rice, The Skeptic Tank, 09/Sep/95
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Date: 16 Jul 95 21:23:30 GMT
Subject: SCAMIZDAT #9
SCAMIZDAT #9 12 July 1995
Capture this post before the Poodlebot illegally attempts to cancel!
This issue offers a special treat: the entire text of L. Ron Hubbard's
"History of Man" -- a classic kook text featuring the origin of the clam
jokes and other fanciful tales of the problems that beset us. If potential
"raw meat" can swallow this whole, then maybe Kirstie Alley _could_ give
Gene Ingram head without gagging.
Also new in this issue is the classic confidential document teaching Scientologists
how to "dead agent", or evade questions through ad hominem, a confidential
"confessional" or interrogation checklist, and a r2-45 declaration accompanied
by the chilling declaration of a 7-year-old as "suppressive".
This is followed by more standard Scientology "tech" including New Era Dianetics
for Operating Thetans, more Markab Invasion details and the gut-busting
"Gorilla Goals". Finally we present the Official Sea Org Contract
in which the beaming scientology dupe promises to follow all the preceding
dangerous codswallop for a thousand million years.
Archive, re-post, excerpt, and generally don't let the cult deny this bullshit.
Make sure Helena Kobrin verifies that each and every document is authentic. ;-)
_Especially_ the Gorilla Goals...in fact, key word search for it now...
SCAMIZDAT
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SCIENTOLOGY:
A HISTORY OF MAN
by L. Ron Hubbard
A LIST AND DESCRIPTION OF THE PRINCIPAL INCIDENTS TO BE FOUND IN A
HUMAN BEING
(Formerly printed in limited manuscript edition under the title
'WHAT TO AUDIT')
Published by the American Saint Hill Organization
Copyright (C) 1952, 1961, 1968 by L. Ron Hubbard
British Museum Shelf No. 8633 H49
Library of Congress No. RC461, MCAT
Limited Manuscript edition 1952
{SCAMIZDAT DIGITAL VERSION, JULY, 1995}
Tenth Printing
THIS WORK IS DEDICATED TO MARY SUE HUBBARD WHO HELPED
[...CUTS... - flr]
Present life or any life that comes to view should be, to some
extent, cleared up for the preclear. Lives are, to some degree units
in themselves. This is caused by the fact that each life while the
preclear has been "with body" is lived with a different basic team:
the GENETIC BEING carries on through the evolutionary line, parallel
with the protoplasmic line, generation to generation, usually on the
same planetQin this case, EARTH. The THETA BEING comes into the line
from various quarters and each time usually enters an entirely
different GE line. Any one life, then, is lived with a different GE.
The preclear is always and always was and always will be the THETA
BEING. But the THETA BEING has, life to life, a different GE. The
character and quality of the MEST body then is different in each
lifetime, the past of the MEST body in each lifetime is different
from the viewpoint of the theta being. Thus the theta being has
variation of experience which is not always, life to life, the same
pattern. Thus when lives come to view they should be explored and
audited as above, a few hours spent in this can materially assist a
recovery.
The PRESENT LIFE is important out of proportion to the small
fraction of total age of the theta being, the auditor will find
himself, in most cases, compelled to spend many hours upon it. But
he should not audit any heavy incidents in the present lifetime.
These have basics which reduce much more swiftly, and these basics
are always earlier by many ages.
[...CUTS... - flr]
LRH:dr L. RON HUBBARD
Copyright (c) 1963
by L. Ron Hubbard
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
SEA ORG CONTRACT
I, _________________________, DO HEREBY AGREE to enter into
employment with THE SEA ORGANIZATION and, being of sound mind, do
fully realize and agree to abide by its purpose which is to get
_ETHICS IN_ on this _PLANET AND THE UNIVERSE_ and, fully and
without reservation, subscribe to the discipline, mores and
conditions of this group and pledge to abide by them.
THEREFORE, I CONTRACT MYSELF TO THE SEA ORGANIZATION FOR THE NEXT
BILLION YEARS.
(As per Flag Order 232)
[END OF SCAMIZDAT #9]
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