Chthulu loves me this I know, For the Necronomicon tells me so. On a cracker I belong. Or in a broth, I can't go wrong.
In fact, most of the so-called atheists in this echo are Scientologists, whose religion is based on the study of knowledge. Leipzig is one of them. - George Garard My interest was, and still is, in prophecies pertaining to the end times, and the rise of the Beast 666. -- Steve Asher Christians don't molest children. HOMOs do. - Tim Richardson Why you ignorant faggot-lovin' idiot. **HOLYSMOKE** is not only a `FLAME' echo, it harbors suck-dick faggot-lovin' idiots like you. - Tim Richardson, Christian You did no such thing here in the real world. - VICTOR REYES (Holysmoke is the real world, apparentlym for some.) What kind of hippy feel good happy fruit truck did you fall off of? - VICTOR REYES The job of the US military is not to kill people. - Jeff Binkley How hard is it to write a simple sentense? - Stan Hardegree Miscarriage is the liberal way of trying to indict God as an abortionist. Man is perfect by design and imperfect by choice. Childbirth wasn't part of the original deal. God gets a pass. - Stan Hardegree IF YOU DON'T WAIT YOUR TOUNGE, I'LL BE MIXING THE CURRY, PEPPER, MUSTARD, SALT AND THE SOAP TOGETHER A SRUBBING YOUR MOUTH OUT AND SENDING YOU TO BED WITHOUT ANY DINNER!!! SO PULL THAT TOUNGE IN AND WATCH YOU LAUGAGE, YOU FOUL MOUTH LITTLE BOY!!! - Tom Briggs Certainly, but don't make the mistake so many in here do, that the universe is ONLY that which is physical and physically detectable! - George Pope By agreeing to copulation they agree to potential birthing. - FRANK SCHEIDT There is no intelligent life in this Echo. - TIM RICHARDSON I am neither afraid of any Canadian FAGGOT-LOVERS such as Michael Gothreau or Dave Hamilton, nor any SUCK DICK FAGGOT either one of those two FAGGOT-LOVERS know. A second part of that bald-faced lie is the fact that I have `never', anywhere in Fido, ever expressed 'hatred toward HOMOsexuals.' Not ever. - Tim Richardson, Christian I will grant you one thing however. The intelligent designer seemed to get something wrong when He made made it possible for people to think that they 'came from monkeys!' - Laurie Appleton When I die I think I am going to request to be buried with a long stick. That way I can toast marshmellows over your fire. - Jeff Binkley, Christian How so very Jesus of you! - Dan Ceppa Go stick your crucifix up your ass. - Michael Gothreau Aww, give him something new to do--that is already the only way he has of scratching his ears. - DON MARTIN Work hard, as there is quite a bit of your stupidity to bury. - Dan Ceppa You just keep on going with the thread, Bjorn. My thoughts will be along presently. - Stan Hardegree You've never even been introduced to them. - Dan Ceppa Huh? - Stan Hardegree You can just imagine the drool on the keyboard. - Michael Gothreau How much do people who scrub toilets make, anyway? - ROSS SAUER It's the anorexic whore doing the spewing, not me. - ROSS SAUER Is God so small he needs a Pledge for validation? - Ross Sauer No, he has us say it just to irritate the atheists who believe it is their god given right to dictate public speech. - Jeff Binkley God 'has' us say it? - Karl Schneider You were born 20 years too late, Binkley; you could have been in bed with Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar... and wouldn't even have noticed when they were sodomizing you. - Karl Schneider You're full of advice, why not start a column? - Jeff Binkley You're full of shit, why not start a fertilizer plant? - Karl Schneider Note to Ashcroft: If you're watching, fuck you. - Karl Schneider He dosen't even seem to understand how toilet paper works. - Martin Goldberg Not at all.. Reality is Creationism, the Great Conspiracy existing, and the Bible. Fantasy is Evolution, that atheists don't follow dogma, and that there is no liberal agenda. - Ken Young This to become and endless exchange of correspondence. You will just have to take my word that there is an afterlife. - Jack Abendroth Drinking is accepting going into situations with impaired judgement. Getting too drunk to say no means the person didn't want to say no but didn't want the responsibility that came with saying yes. - Matt Eggleston Sure do get a boatload of idiots though. How was the trip? - MARTY LEIPZIG I don't.. After all, if my existence isn't evidence of God being real, what is? :) -- KEN YOUNG Living well is the best revenge - Gwenny The Pooh 'In Cyber-Space, no one gives a damn if you scream.' - Steve Rose Okay, then, remember this bit of advice: when a girl asks to see your sex organs, stick out your tongue and hold up a finger - Hector Plasmic I don't care if you're a Lesbian trapped in a mans body - Thomas Blumenstetter BUT... if I told you that 1+1=1, as idiotic as it seems, until I am proven wrong I am right. -- Zach Webb, HOLYSMOKE FidoNet We are all in need of salvation. I may not know you, but knowing you are an atheist, I know you need to be saved. It must be extremely difficult to be an atheist? - Scott Shiflett, HolySmoke I doubt if you will be so flippant and cocky when you are trembling at the foot of God on judgement day, Marilyn. You *will* be judged whether you like it or not. - Christian Soldier, HolySmoke forum. A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearanging their prejudices. - David Rice, HolySmoke Live within the law or we'll kill you within the law - Fredric Rice, HolySmoke The use of pepper is the only blasphemy. - Robert Curry Come on and dance with the devil, honey. - Steve Quarrella But lets face it, if politicians weren't allowed to lie, half the time they'd have trouble saying their own names. - Paul Feonic They simply wallow in their fantasies and hope it will all come true before April 15th. :) - Steve Rose 'Join us on the dark side, Jake.' - Questor Thews If the theists all shut up, the gods would be speechless. - Robert Curry Condemnation inevitable, for the One Inpardonable Sin -- Instead of living your life for yourself, You lived your life for Him. - Kenneth Cavness But when judgement is cast down upon you ... don't forget to get out your calculator and convert the temperature in hell from Celsius to Rankin units. - David (Christian Soldier) Amazing how Hawking in his wheelchair has journeyed farther than you with your legs. - Hector Plasmic This ain't the harmony echo, dipshit. - Robert Curry Airplanes are able to fly because God created the laws of nature that allow it to fly. - Steve Bedard We already have the necessary proof - the Scriptures. God has already told us what happened. Why do we need further proof. - Derek Williams Sorry but your arguement that lightbulbs disprove Christianity does not quite convince me. - Steve Bedard Yes I know that, but I do not care. - Steve Bedard You're soaking in it now. - Hector Plasmic I'm so ugly I could make a buzzard throw up. - David Rice, HolySmoke Ciya is a blasphemous tool of your cunning. - Jesse C. Jones We're not here to discuss religion, we're here to be disgusted by it. - Gwenny Maybe He did say something and it just was not recorded. - Steve Bedard I have the false christian scum (and their infidel, reprobate brethern), the Sodomites and the general filth of FidoNet all ganging up on me. - Steve Winter Noah was not a Jew. He is the ancestor of the Jews and everyone else. - Steve Bedard They did not evolve. They were artifically genetically altered. - Ronald Stringfellow (Ass of god) If I'm an atheist, does that mean that I won't go to heaven? - Rodney Matejek A religionoid cannot use Dove. Dove only sports 1/4 cleansing cream... and their myth-gawds demand 100% purity. - Steve Rose 'Onward Xtain soldiers'...like the Iraqi army. - Marty Leipzig (I don't go anywhere without my lesbians.) - David Rice If Jesus were born today, He'd surely refuse to become a Christian - Ken Sorry, I must have misunderstood your question. I believe that the Holy Spirit caused on of Mary's eggs to become a fetus without sperm. - Steve Bedard In no way am I your physical or mental inferior and I refuse to be addressed as one, you drooling asswipe. - Lynne Rosendale Origin: MARANATHA! NETWORK, KILLING FOR JESUS! (1:102/890) - FLR I wonder if a Fido Policy complaint against your node would work? If not, prayer will. - Martin Riley It is the absence of belief in GOD and MORALITY in this country and peopel like YOU that are causing the proliferation of AIDS, Queers, and Abortion!! - Eric Lambeth Their gawds are not worth the paper they are printed on! - Steve Rose your hearts and flowers crap is going to have to wait - Hector Plasmic Ron couldn't grasp iron filings even if his shit were magnetic. - David Rice This echo is abomination. - Martin Riley I still can't make heads or tails or heads or tails or heads or tails. . . [whack!] out of it. - David Rice 'You were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful. More wonderful than that of women.' --2 Samuel 1:26 'Pi = 3, no error at all - Jesus is God, so listen to Paul! With faith in your Babble, beat Satan at Scrabble! Type things to hide your illiterate scrawl.' - Robert Curry Divide by zero error -- protection violation 0666 -- truth entered brain. Truthfilter circle 0 fault. Creationist halted. Please call the ICR. - C. J. Henshaw Real facts never contradict faith. - Ron Stringfellow (pentecostal) Which is why the faithful never know the facts. - David Rice My personal opinion that we were built by something is based on the available evidence. Since it is an opinion and not backed up with evidence. -- Bill Wolff I can't believe the masses are so dumb. Or I can't believe I am this smart! - Bill Wolff No, the reason that you tout it is your conscience an stand it better then Life from Life. - Ron Stringfellow The sun is covered in bright green puppy dogs. Martians have taken over the US government. - Kelsey Bjarnason I believe that baptism is a good thing, with a little soap. - Robert Curry If only more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians. - Derek W. Clayton Not all scientists are stupid. - Joanne Bergeron Fundies are like the Borg: Separate them from the rest of the collective consciousness and they malfunction. :) They sat down in the kitchen, where the morons started pulling out bibles, books, pamphlets, and other assorted implements of destruction. - Kelsey Bjarnason If I shoot his wife because I'm trying to scare him out of his hiccups, I haven't really killed her. - Jason Rosendale (Debunking a fundy claim about intent to do wrong.) God tried to kill him with a heart attack. - David Rice If I prove there is a God, will you shut up? - Stewart Harris It pains my heart to see this blasphemy and hatefulness spread across the world on this electronic medium. - Jesse C. Jones, HolySmoke Furthermore, if evolution were true, evolution would be natural. There weren't chemist and biologists around 3000 million years ago to direct it. - Bruce Willis OK, here's your apology, Kev: go fuck yourself in your preferred orifice with a dung-clotted serving spoon. - Don Martin Earth rounded the Sun with all of her might, Merry Solstice to all and to all a good night. - Don Funderburg When you die, it doesn't just disappear... that'd be contrary to physics! - Ariadne You apparently want the whacko flowers and light conference down the hall. Just follow the trail of drool, and check your soul with Winters at the door. - Hector Plasmic Shit, gotta run. there's data that needs to be faked. - Martin Goldberg The argument from ignorance does not point to a goddess...it points to ignorance. - Tyler A. Wunder The word you're groping for is 'blasphemy.' - Hector Plasmic Maybe it otta be renamed to Hades command set. - David Strickland What is so amazing about a baby being born from a virgin? - James Conwell Yes we do debunk your biblical stories because they ARE debunk able. - Tim Bennett Christianity does not preach the gospels to offer man a guide to salvation. It uses the gospels as a weapon in the ideological conquest of man. - Simon Ewins You can keep your saints. I'll hang with the sinners - jonny vee Virgins give birth all the time! Yeah. They just don't tip the stork. - Robert Curry Are you _sure_ that your appearance is the real reason for your enforced celibacy? - jonny vee You -NEED- this echo! It has become your crack cocain. - David Rice Christianity is evil by it's own standards. - Paul Feonic And as you can see, he's simply not up to badgering escapees while his severed head is sitting on a plate besides him. - Fred Rice Thou shalt not use pepper, nor allow it to be used. - Robert Curry I fully give him the right to call the Bible a load of bullshit... Just NOT to someone who believes in it. - Dan Sereduick Ok, please explain the difference between facts and truth - J. Conwell Facts are what the educated accept as truth. Truths are what fundies are told to accept as fact. - Steve Rose Fundies are proof that evolution is an unguided phenomena. - Marty Leipzig Prove it? Why go and ruin such a nice argument from authority by going and trying to prove it? - jonny vee We got you, Jesse. You belong to us now. - David Rice If I do not have a valid argument, why do you refuse to answer my question? - Steve Bedard What you are sorely lacking here is a point. - Robert Curry You can UV irradiate a cockroach all day long and all you'll have is a warm cockroach. - Marty Leipzig 'Menacing atheists approach! Quick - hide the god, hide the god!' - RC 'No, not there, they'll look there. Quick, behind the big bang, and pray they didn't bring Hawking with them!' - Hector Plasmic Must go, Elvis wants to use the phone. - Paul Feonic Atheism is no more a religion than abstinence is a form of drinking. - Marilyn Burge Stand in the sun from sun-up to sun-down and then try to say you didn't get mutated by the Ultraviolet-Radiation. - James Conwell Most white people can get seriously mutated by just 5 hours of constant direct sunlight. - James Conwell I'm a lot less judgemental than you. - Martin Goldberg I'll be the judge of that. - Marty Leipzig Yesterday, while I was drinking, you had me worried, but today I am sober, and can easily show how thin your position is. - Rick Vanderzwaag Self-performed abortions resulting in maiming and deaths was part of America's traditional family values for almost two hundbed years. - David Rice No need to pity me. Jesus gives me all the help I need. - Steve Bedard This line added to support David Rice's counting fetish. :-) - Robert Curry Your immortal soles, corns and all, are in danger of ever-lasting stewing in the Holy Bile! - David Rice If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease. -- Clark Adams For the most part, atheists simply do not do good and ethical things. -- Jesse C. Jones (the fundy has no clothes) Let us trust in God who has alway fooled us in the past. - Unknown The stronger the supernatural beliefs, the worse the inhumanity. - James A. Haught Billy Graham has done more harm to the cause of christianity than any man alive. - Christianity Today (x, no.13, 1 April 1966) We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases. -- PATRICK HAYDEN Freedom to engage in voluntary school sacrifices. - Hector Plasmic Those menacing atheists with their dangerous questions are coming! Run for your lives! - Robert Curry Here, stand behind my Blasphemy Shield! - Hector Plasmic If you get all bent out of shape reading this, I DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG!!!! Otherwise fuck off - Rick Vanderzwaag (A fundy in many ways) Besides being wrong, he's probably a chicken shit too. - Kirby Nixon If accepted I have plans to gather a group of explorers, set out for foreign soil and tame the savages and goatanize them. - Michael Malone God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board - Mark Twain NAH NAH NNNah nah.... - Joe Savelli (Claimed homosexuals pounded on his church's doors screaming 'we want your children!') Once more: your question is stupid, and I will not answer it. - Jesse C. Jones Whoever needs psychologists needs their head examined. - Marty Leipzig Homosexuality and liberalism IS evil... Both are destined to fail... - Joe Savelli though we do not accept homosexuals into the church that does not make us bigots - Dan Lafferty These experiments weren't conducted by Joe Blow these people know what they are talking about. you don't! - Keith Jones Butting heads with fundies is best left to Goats - Styx Allum We're unravelling your clown suit right now - Steve Quarrella Once more: your question is stupid, and I will not answer it. - Jesse C. Jones May Dopefish not pee in your wheaties. - Steve Quarrella Good grief. Guess he's never read the bible he is thumping. - David Rice The wheels of scientific inquiry and discovery are greased by caffeine. - Marty Leipzig In the beginning was the Word... - Steve Bedard And the word is destroy the non-believers... - Dan Ceppa How about informing us then what the Muslim view of sex is? - Steve B. That depends upon whether the camel is standing or sitting down. - Fred R. What did you expect in Hell? Altar boys and holy water??? - C. B. WINE: A fermented concoction of the Devil, drunk by Christians during Communion. - Marty Leipzig It's the thinking about things that's dangerous to christianity. - jonny vee Ohh! Ohh! Hit me! Beat me! Make me install WINDOWS 3.1!~ ;-) - Gary Glunz Light doesn't care what time it is. - David Bloomberg That's it for now. I must get back to a real world. - James Randi. You must learn to over-come gravity. It is plain to see you have never had an erection. - Joe Schultz HolySmoke: 'A drive-by shooting on the information superhighway.' - Marty Leipzig Just shut up and sit back down and ride the bus like the rest of us. - Patrick Humphrey Ok, you win. You proved that your god it the best there ever was at hid n' seek. Now, trot him out here so that we can give him his reward. - Dan Ceppa Drunk or sober, it makes no difference, my position has been consistent throughout all of my postings. - Rick Vanderzwaag 'Jews are only good for one thing, bringing in as a sacrifice unto the Lord.' - Marion 'Pat' Robertson. Decyphering your witicism requires a research library and a grant from a foundation. - David Rice We're gonna turn the HOLYSMOKE echo into a GIANT MUD PIT! - Amy Anderson-Coffin I say let's keep God (ie the Lord) out of the public schools, if for no other reason than to protect children from a faith worse than death. - Robert Schubert I figure if they wanted to keep the bridge, they wouldn't have left it out in the forest all night. - Unknown 1 Sam 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. -- Christian Family Values 'The residential apartment complex's first floor was leveled in the earthquake...crushing many penises in the process.' - Steve Rose As for the road map, those roads are paved with the bodies of more than one person who died not for your religion, but because of it. - Dan Ceppa At which point would you like me to start over? - Dave Schultz Oh, when the doctor first spanked your ass would be a good place. - S.R. This is the A_THEIST echo--- we don't do sodomy(s) here. :-) - David Rice ...you have willingly joined the legion of Satans's angels. - Ron Ballew I don't want a couple of skunks fighting over your ears in my backyard. :) - Steve Quarrella No, I'm not a fundy. - Johnny Mckinney If you are an Atheist, then you have already joined their camp of willing slaves. - David Stoddard I deleted the bible because I needed the room for all of my Satanic literature - David Rice The Bible says 'Hate black SKIN not the black person.' - David Rice All the gut-wrenching irony of America's low prioritization of education is present in your origin line. - Fredric Rice Though you're wrong, I must admit that I like your spirit! The willingness to defend unsupportable posistions is something to be admired! - Fredric Rice (CandS forum) jp] I have become quite tired of people blaming Christianity for the jp] many atrocities that have been committed in the NAME of Christianity. dr] I have become quite tired of people blaiming Nazi fascism for the dr] many atrocities that have been committed in the NAME of Nazism. A year long global flood? Sure...Why is there no evidence then? - ML Umm... 'the evidence was destroyed in the flood.' - Styx Allum 'The Christian glories in the death of a pagan, because thereby Christ himself is glorified.' -- Saint Bernard of Clairvaux You are comparing assholes and oranges. - Don Martin Pssss! Jesus is dead. Pass it on. - David Rice If the women would stay at home and take care of the kids, we wouldn't be having this mess! - Shawn Swanner May they suffer the agonies of their sins and wail in pain as the burning fires of hell consume their flesh. I only wish I could be there to light the oven, to be honest. - William Stone i think you should read the bible again, only this time, close your eyes. - Scott Charles (A Christian fundy, By the way) I wonder if Jesse would do jury duty, or does being a lawyer disqualify one for a position that requires honest and unbiased judgement of evidence? - jonny vee The rules here seem non-exsistant. Are there any rules? - Raven Still Yes, but no one can prove they exist. - Rob Vanderkam I have no need to read a science fiction novel. - Johnny Mckinney Myth-making is a political fact; Myth-breaking is a courageous act. - Tim Newfields Really, I want the wife to pull the fucking trigger on me if I do that. - Steve Quarrella ... 'Dave, my mind. It's going. Hey! Let me tell you about Jesus.' 'Hello, Dr Chandra. Have you heard the word of god today?' - unknown Ft. Smith, Arkansas? Let me guess. The eldest male in your household is referred to as 'Uncle Dad'. - Marty Leipzig Their evidence is based on faith in radiometric dating, Big Bang, Charles Darwin, and other sources. Mine is from the Bible. - Cory Benavides I have not ignored your wife. - Jesse C. Jones Just because he's causing us eternal torment doesn't mean he can't also be environmentally friendly. - Derek Clayton [I] have some time available to attempt gently correcting the nasty enemies of God in this echo. - Richard Thorneycroft Before I became a Christian, I was an occultist. - Bill Simotti When they stop calling me a 'fundy,' I'll stop calling them heathens. - Jesse C. Jones Oh, what the hell, please just kill yourself now. - Kirby Nixon One would no more join Christianity to show love and acceptance than one would become a Nazi to show racial tolerance. - Kelsey Bjarnason Try again, Kim. Only next time, try the truth instead of a lie. - David Rice I am a humble servant of the Lord. Those who work in opposition to God are enemies of God. - Richard Thorneycroft God does not like to be told he does not exist. - Richard Thorneycroft Please, for kryst sake, slit your wrists already. - Kirby Nixon One does not have to be stupid to believe. - Kim Kelley Spare me the chirping birds and pretty flowers crap. - QUENTIN FAI Next, you're probably going to have Noah bending fish to get them on the ark, aren't you? - Shelby Sherman There are too many air conditioned dog houses in the world. - Dan Lafferty Are you yet another product of 'home schooling'? - J.J. Hitt 'Then began a long and bloody crusade to win back the Holy Tag Line from the infidels who had occupied it for so long...' - Fredric Rice Rest asured that I __will__ hack and chop by way through as many innocents as it takes to restore my religion's good name! - Fred Rice Then the aunt saying to my mother that there was no choice and that the 'child' would HAVE to go. - Dusty James, 1:375/60 (SRA forum) Come for me, pink boy. - Kelsey Bjarnason You're threatening to attack someone with an onion. - J.J. Hitt An argument for limited omniscience could be made. - Dan Lafferty You have a problem being labeled findi yet you have no problem labeling people 'sinners' - Larry Sites When do you receive your Nobel Prize? - Marilyn Burge A group of nicely dressed people eating out on a Saturday night. Sitting at the table and talking about their underware.... J.J. Hitt Thanks for allow me to post this Fido News! - Martin Riley When I became a Christian, I found myself in a dilemma. - Johnny Mckinney A 'higher level of biblical argument' is rather like a 'more sophisticated barroom brawl'. - Simon Ewins Not to mention the redoubtable Zip-Loc principle. When it turns green, quit already! - Don Martin I am telepathic. I am greatly feared by many who I have demonstrated the ability to. They run like hell and stay as far away from me as they can. - Pat Parrinello He's showing signs of CranialRectumitas, for which the only known cure is a good swift kick in the pants. - David Strickland It is not I who has been brainwashed. (To whom am I talking?) - Kim Kelley you heathens will distort anything in order to attack me. - Jesse C. Jones IT'S A COOKBOOK! IT'S A COOKBOOK! - Marty Leipzig I live to defend in this scum hole. - Richard Thorneycroft (HolySmoke) How dare you. - Richard Thorneycroft I've met guys and gals that clean animal cages who say they are 'scientists'. - Richard Thorneycroft As an inmate? - Marty Leipzig You pompous twit and I suppose you will _enlighten_ me as to the true meaning of TEAR A NEW ONE. - Richard Thorneycroft Instead of the mandatory moment of silence, how about a mandatory moment of science? - Marty Leipzig If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. - Starwyn Pagans were Atheists. - Kim Kelley God doesn't believe in atheists - Johnny Mckinney Good, perhaps he'll leave us alone, now. - Dan Ceppa ARE THE MAJORITY OF YOU PEOPLE BABY RAPERS only held back from your demented idealisms of torture and mayhem because of the constraints ordained in the constitution? - David Stoddard ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WHO GOES AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOODS STEALING THE CHILDREN OF ALL YOU SUSPECT ARE CHRISTIAN? - David Stoddard IT IS RELIGIONS THAT INSTILL A MORAL VALUE INTO THE HEARTS OF PEOPLE TO CONTROL THEIR HATREDS AND TO CONVERT THOSE FEELINGS INTO MORAL VALUES OF LOVE AND COMPASSION AND CHARITY: - David Stoddard ARE YOU THE SORT OF PERSON WHO LIKES TO CUT OFF BODY PARTS AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF YOUR VICTIMS? - David Stoddard ARE YOU WILLING TO SUBJECT ALL PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE YOUR VIEWS TO YOUR TORTURES? EVEN IF THEY ARE YOUR OWN CHILDREN? - David Stoddard As you are made in your creator's image, it proves that god is a babbling idiot. - Dan Ceppa For your enlightenment, my statements are serious. - Trent Hall '...to me an open mind is like a locked door with a welcome mat in front of it; rather than flinging open the door and proclaiming, as some do: 'Come on in! There's no one home!'' -- Marty Leipzig 'How many vertebrae do you have? Oh? You've never seen them? Then you don't have any, you spineless piece of shit.' -- J.J. Hitt 'I'll leave when you stop believing in evolution, and NOT before.' -- Deeann Gatchell If you just turned down your intellect just a little bit, and looked at the situation with your heart, you would see that he is truly there. - Shawn Swanner Thrusting in him and having a simply DIVINE relationship - Al Tufano (ment to say 'trusting in him...') Oh come on Kim. You can't possibly be that intractibly stupid. - Gary Glunz You mean... fundy's are HUMAN??? I thought they were part of some government funded genetic experiment to test the limits of stupidity.. - Drew Webber People bitch about 'how bad our kids are today.' Bullshit! Look at the PARENTS! The parents are failing their kids as well, not just the kids failing their parents. - David Rice We were blood brothers, pals forever. He was my very best friend. Nobody else could see him. I now know he was just pretend. - Dan Barker Sagan say's there ain't no God but Sagan himself. -- Pat Parrinello I`m highly offended, being a christian - Spanky Scott 'An it harm none, nuke the fuckers 'til they glow shalt be the whole of the Law.' -- David Rice it's much easier to overcome a chemical addiction than a mental one. - Christopher Baker 'Who beta tested Preparations A through G?' - Marilyn Burge 'Some assholes.' - J.J. Hitt I saw God and the Devil several times during the '70s. - jonny vee ... Married life presupposes the power of the husband over the wife and children, and subjection and obediance of the wife to the husband. - Pope Pius XI, _Casti Connubii_ Mind you the devil works in mysterious ways (did I get that right?). - Simon Ewins Christians steal and then kill Jewish infants, cut open their bowels, and read the future in the entrails. - David Rice The KNEES! You forgot the KNEES! If he wanted Mankind to kneel, he would have made it more-comfortable, no? :) - Scot Vertullo Why don't you just swim out 'til you find him??? - David Worrell If only earthquakes would hit every major city at the same time, the world would be a nice place for a couple days - Shawn Swanner Jesus wouldn't last long in HolySmoke. - Fredric Rice As far as 'making the world a better place...' we don't do that here. - Fredric Rice When there is one critical thinker left walking around the world, the foolish can't rest easy knowing that they look foolish -- justifiably so -- to that one. - Fredric Rice Have a nice day sir. I sure hope the AIDS virus doesn't take you away soon. - George Boyles The only reason a man would be for abortion is that he would know that he wouldn't get 'stuck' with the bills. - Kim Kelley you refuse to understand evolution because the fact of evolution places all responsibility to be worthy as a human squarely upon YOUR shoulders. - David Rice It does not take a complex to know that I am persecuted in this conference. - Jesse C. Jones Jesse, please stop squirming. Where having a hard time trying to get the bonfire lit. - Dan Ceppa Johnny, you really must realize that without any evidence to support your claims, what you say is indistinguishable from the ramblings of a madman, save that your mental illness is socially acceptable. - Tyler A. Wunder Anyone who is not a true Christian, is by default, Satanic. - Steve Winter The milieu here is like a gang rape by a bunch of maladjusted teenaged boys whose hormones have gone mad. - Jesse C. Jones (Heathens) You've just blown your only chance at salvation. See you in Hell. - John Silvester the most rationalistic skeptic, the most wicked and profane and vile, will all one day bow their knees and proclaim that He is the Lord of all! - Johnny Mckinney Love you? I don't even like you. - Jesus The Gods and The Prophets sit so patiently waiting for the bartender to pour the wine. - Peter Cassell Leon Is it true that 25% of your gender is gay? - George Boyles JM]] Read John Dominic Crossan's 'Jesus - A Revolutionary Biography'. SJ] I haven't got the time. - Stephen Jones JM] Of course... you have the time to spread superstition but not Jm] the time to understand where it comes from. - John Musselwhite I have no animals or slime in my ancestory. - Deeann Gatchell Your descendants wont be able to make that claim. - J.J. Hitt I got into this echo by mistake - George Boyles This echo is abomination. This echo is also filled with those who will one day bend their knee to Jesus Christ and call him Lord, whether they like it or not! And to think how much fun I'm gonna have fun watching you say it. - Martin Riley It's rather like having Freedie Kruger babysit children. Or asking Pee Wee Herman to teach human sexuality. Or asking Jim Bakker to be treasurer of the United States. Or asking Jim Jones to look over the refreshments. - Fredric Rice 'I am saved.' From what? Having to think for yourself? - Fredric Rice Do you have a single SHRED OF EVIDENCE?? Or are you just going to spew scripture like a busted shitpipe? - Gary Glunz They live very dark, disgusting lives. - Shawn Swanner I wet the bed. Often. What can I do? Will prayer help me? - Kirby Nixon [laugh] Maybe Heisenberg has Him in a headlock... He can select the denomination of a church or target a particular city, but not both. - jonny vee I was an atiest for over 20 years but I am now a committed Christian. - Kevin Sinclair The so-called psychic powers are not of the person, but are manifested through an evil spititual entity to take control over people. - Rob Bamford I have a recurring nightmare about being a patient in my own ER. - Martin Goldberg Psychiatrists are in business for one reason only, to control or kill as many beings as possible. - Scott Rider Pray for his soul. - Jesse C. Jones we are a part of nature, not the masters of it. - jonny vee You must want the Barney conference down the hall. - David Worrell 'Who fought the Gorgon Medussa?' -- Marshall Shapiro 'Perseus. But some of his buddies got stoned in the process.' -- Marty Leipzig You can believe that cheese sandwiches hold political convictions for all anyone cares. - Simon Ewins This is an evil place, Marilyn. - Jesse C. Jones (Talking about HolySmoke) S.G.A. BBS in Batesville, Arkansas is not carrying this echo. We look forward to some very interesting discussions. - Gary Isaac You probably think 'The Gaza Strip' is a table dance in Tel Aviv. - Marty Leipzig And then I slug him for touching me. I don't allow ANYONE to touch me. Maybe he can heal my bed-wetting problem at a distance? [grin] - David Rice Die, you twisted little monkey. - Fredric Rice If your thoughts don't evolve, you don't have thoughts, you have programming. - Daniel Doran Indeed, if there were no God, I would _have_ to be selfish, I believe, because there would be no one else watching out for me, and no reason to put anyone or anything ahead of me. - Jesse C. Jones It amazes me that you fundies think that humans need a reason to be human. We _are_ human... - Hector Plasmic The holocaust is a Jewish hoax. - Larry Rollins Our job is to tell the Good News--so here is the Good News... homosexuality is a sin! - Mark Fox It's easy to understand 'the Holocaust,' with jews like goldberg. - John Prentiss So, how come there are no 'talking snakes' nowadays? - Scot Vertullo Because you are not righteous enough to hear them talk... - Raoul Newton I believe that God does inflict His presense upon the earth. - Steve Bedard You don't need 'faith' to believe Richard Dawkins; you need an education. - Don Martin Take away the intimidation of children -- sexual, mental and emotional--and watch church membership drop. - Don Martin You heathens hold court here viciously attacking anyone who dares to profess religious faith. - Jesse C. Jones Dr. Goldberg, I suspect that Fundie Implosive Syndrome is imminent, and there is nothing we can do but try our best to make the patient as uncomfortable as possible while the disease takes its course. - jonny vee The fossil record does not support evolution. - Raoul Newton Laugh my tush off as i watch you burn in the Christian hell forever. - Raoul Newton So why do you stick around? - Steve Quarrella To combat the evil. - Jesse C. Jones I am not a Christian, I am a Goatee. If I die, I just die, and if I live, I live on a chair in front of my computer. :) - QUENTIN FAI Aieeeee! I've been debunked! Mother! Mommy!!!! .....I'm melting....melting.... meltinnnnng.... - J.J. Hitt Ah, yes, taglines. The last chance to really piss off someone. - Marty Leipzig Now, you can go, put on a costume and dance around a tree but for myself and my house, we will serve the Lord! - Don Geser it's that the power you worship is an inept, defeated, dog. - Don Geser (A Christian fundy pretending atheists worship the Christian 'Satan' deity construct.) God is cool! - Thomas Baird Yep. Three degrees Kelvin. - Tetzel They are really pro-murder forces that supports the murder of babies against the will of the mother, before and after birth. - Raoul Newton You heathens hold court here viciously attacking anyone who dares to profess religious faith. Like an adolescent gauntlet, each has his own mode of attack, and each squeals in delight at the others' supposed conquests. - Jesse C. Jones If a person's personal religious beliefs are sacred, they should not be peddled door-to-door like Girl Scout Cookies. - Marilyn Burge Another disenfranchised quasibiped from the MTV school of debate. - Marty Leipzig You got to remember, though, that if locusts and other animals are unclean, where did they come from? How could a perfect god make vile creatures that his pets couldn't touch? - Dan Ceppa Maybe they were a by product of creation? - Bill Wolff You know next to nothing about the theory like every other Fundie I've run across before you. - George Rudzinski. Then you obviously have meet some very knowledgeable fundies. - Raoul Newton If one wants definitive idiocy one must seek out the ultimate idiot. - Simon Ewins You continue to lie like a cheap throw rug. - Marty Leipzig yet the Resus monkey can hold a conversation in English once his vocal cords are alterd - Dan Lafferty Humanism is a very evangelical religion after the control of the world. - Mark Fox What is more important to you, the basis of ethics or that they exist? - Simon Ewins Ok, name on person that has witnessed a Monkey turn into a man. - Chris Vetter Sorry, my fault. I'll keep your limitations in mind when posting. - Charles Nagy If I kept yours in mind, I'd have to post in crayon. - Marty Leipzig ROFL!!! [thump!] [thump!]......... I just laughed my nuts off. - QUENTIN FAI Here...have an after-life. Sit up, boy...sit up!' - Steve Rose Did Galileo give up the Catholic faith even in the face of persecution and the threat of excommunication? I think not. - Charlie Ray ...instead of giving up the faith, he gave up the truth. - Don Martin Sorry, but science of today is a fraud. - Raoul Newton How did life start besides the common atheist belief that shit happens? - Bill Wolff Are you just naked, or are you naked for Jesus? - unknown That proliferative query is as ambiguous as your probable parentage. - Fredric Rice Santan uses them well, wouldn't you agree? - Chris Vetter They will murder a living baby outside of the womb by lethal injection. - Raoul Newton Hell! Jesus isn't even as popular as WordPerfect! - J.J. Hitt [ergh!] Oh wait! I feel the spirit of the lord pounding against my heart again! [gack!] [errrk!] [pause] Nope. False alarm. Carry on. }:-} - Fredric Rice You are completely unsullied by the ravages of intelligence. - Marty Leipzig By the way, I could prove Carl Sagan wrong, but what would it get me? - Bill Wolff Debunked, as usual. - Marty Leipzig Ssshhhh! People are discovering that you're an imbecile. - Simon Ewins On average, how many times a day does someone smack you on the head? - Simon Ewins You do realize that this echo has made me into this twisted, vile fiend that now stands before you. - Drew Webber (HolySmoke) }:-} Any lie is better than none. - Raoul Newton (fundi) Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.) - Simon Ewins I am not a bozo - Dan Lafferty Debate about this is irrelevant. - John Prewett (Thinks JFK will come back to life and he, together will Henry Kissinger, will dominate the world as an 'anti-christ.') Why continue to debate such a mute point. - Chris Vetter We have far too many lawyers in the United States for anything approaching justice to ever be served. - Fredric Rice Because Moses neglected to circumcize his son God sought to Kill Him! - Thad Foster I can't think of any come-back to his cutting, witty, slaying 'I'm-leaving-now-so-there!' rebuttal. - David Rice No one ever dies, their interupts just get masked. - J.J. Hitt The rightous remain memory resident forever, the wicked are saved to punched tape. - J.J. Hitt The punched dead are then sent to the Lord of Off-Site Storage: SA/TAN (Sequential Access / Tape Archive Nexus) SA/TAN was once a trusted and useful servant, but he lost parity. - J.J. Hitt Yes, but guessing such counterintuitive facts as the world is round is pretty far-fetched. - Michael Hardy (A fundie - now ex-fundy?) I have seen and heard Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness. - Ric Remington What is your beliefs and observations on the infiltration of gays into the American Church. - Eric Grabowsky (Homophobic fundie) The 'International Zionist Conspiracy,' is taking over the world. - Gerald Norris I didn't join the Human race -- I was drafted. - Fredric Rice Does that include those who sacrificed their first born children, or just the ones who eat their enemies. - Jesse Hornbacher AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it Is God's punishment for the society that Tolerates Homosexuals. - Jerry Falwell I didn't make this up, it says this in the Bible. - Chris Vetter Laws of nature only exist once observed. - Jesse Hornbacher The comments by some people on this echo are such that God shows mercy by not striking them dead. -- Phil Morrison (HOLYSMOKE forum) It's no more harmful to know there are gays living together than for an Orthodox Jew to know people eat pork. - Karen Davis Your defense of homosexuals is good practice for the day when your defense is more personal. - John Passaniti Newtonian gravity was rejected in place of Einstein's theory. - Jesse Hornbacher Time to grease my AK-47 and head on down to the kindergarten. Just like it says to in the NT. - John Prewett Then... Then! That's when I start to experience these black outs. I wake up in the organ loft of some church, blood stains all over me, shirt missing, hair a mess, and three days have gone by! And I don't know HOW I GOT THERE! - Fred Rice Yes, it DOES require faith to actively disbelieve in Santa Claus. - Michael Hardy No new life forms are appearing anywhere in the world that came from other life forms (i.e. rabbits becoming dogs or whatever) - Ray Speakmon 'If they come at you with a machine gun, you can walk right up to it and it won't hurt you.' -- Marion 'Pat' Robertson. (Jan 1, 1980) You're debunked. Just stand there and bleed a little. - David Rice Remember homosexuality is NOT about love - it is all aabout sex. Period! - George Noonan (homophobic fundy) Then Hector, after I stuff it, would you please kiss my Holy, royal red American, Christian ass? Then I will do like Jesus said, I will turn the other cheek so you can kiss it to, you pompous little geek. - Johnny Mckinney (Christian fundy) God is experiential. - Michael Hardy Show me one thing in the universe, just one, only one, which is unchanging. - Jesse Hornbacher The ignorance of Creationists. - David Rice Please don't be blinded by the truth!' -- Mike Salva (to David Rice) I, as an Elder in His church, have the authority and power of God.' -- Ric Remington (Mormon fundy) I am condemning no one. The homosexual who sexually practices his homosexuality condemns himself.' - Jim Staal I would give all I owned to the Church. I know Jesus Christ directs the affairs of the Church and would without question give it all. - Ric Remington (Mormon fundy) I've noticed the distinct lack of civility in here. - Rick Mcfarlane So what did you expect, a fucking door prize? - Robert Curry I have God himself. - Rick Gordon Be blessed. - Marguerite Kendall Bite me. - Drew Webber Personally, I vote that there be fines and arrests for consenting adults if they are not married--heterosexual or otherwise. - Mark Fox Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced an inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth.' - Thomas Jefferson, 'Notes on Virginia' '...this would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.' - John Adams The story of Jesus Christ appearing after he was dead is the story of an apparition, such as timid imaginations can always create in vision, and credulity believe. Stories of this kind had been told of the assassination of Julius Caesar...' - Thomas Paine 'The study of theology, as it stands in the Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authority; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion.' - Thomas Paine 'As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends, have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed?' - John Adams, letter to F.A. Van der Kamp, Dec. 27, 1816 'But a short time elapsed after the death of the great reformer of the Jewish religion, before his principles were departed from by those who professed to be his special servants, and perverted into an engine for enslaving mankind, and aggrandizing their oppressors in Church and State.' - Thomas Jefferson, to S. Kercheval, 1810 'History I believe furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purpose.' - Thomas Jefferson, to Baron von Humboldt, 1813 'Creeds have been the bane of the Christian church ... made of Christendom a slaughter-house.' -Thomas Jefferson, to Benjamin Waterhouse, Jun. 26, 1822 Hence the idol worshipers don't have a purpose to live anymore, therefore they can be declared by God deserving of capitol punishment. - Jesse Hornbacher (speaking about justification for murder people and rape of virgin girls if a deity construct say's it's okay.) It's gods all the way up, turtles all the way down. - David Rice I was merely trying to get him to see a way out of homosexuality if he should ever choose to. - Johnny Mckinney The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. - P. B. Medawar 'SIN' is a purely religious concept. To those of us who have no religion, sin doesn't exist except as an abstract theoretical concept. - Kelsey Bjarnason Scot, since you are a homosexual, I would guess you have no experience to comment on 'twats' since you have probably never see one. - Johnny Mckinney Blah Blah Blah... Teach religion to child I think is different than sodomizing them. - Joe Savelli Unless you think that sodomizing children is a better alternative to teaching a religious belief. - Joe Savelli If we didn't have the 10 commandments, the human race would have never survived. - Johnny Mckinney It's OK to be a christian as long as you don't practice christianity. - jonny vee Would you like references, or will you just concede that you're full of shit? -- Hector Plasmic Find God? Why? Did she leave Pluto? -- Robert Curry What hubris, to think that your taunts would cause me to invade the privacy of my friends. -- Jesse C. Jones Why don't you just hang a sign around your neck that says 'STUPID'? - Styx Allum your correct we would'nt know if we didn't exist . - John Bilbao I am free to think any way I please. I Corinthians 6:12. - Jim Staal Did you have a point to make (hopefully one which doesn't call for dead presidents rising from their graves to destroy the world -- ROFL!)? -- Hector Plasmic to John Prewett Nutball scum of a feather flock together. - David Rice I can't help but comment that it looks to me like your goat is tied up in Mr. Rice's back yard. - Jonny Vee I'LL PRAY FOR YOU, BUT NOT IN PUBLIC OF COURSE. - Clint Micheau Aw, c'mon. The Inquisition wasn't nearly as bad a George Bush. - Martin Goldberg From beginning to end, there's one unfolding story of God's plan of salivation for mankind. - Marguerite Kendall It also proves that they pick and choose from the bible as if it were a menu in a Chinese restaurant. - Scot Vertullo JESUS LIVES and he even died for the homosexual... - Nathan Dutton ...the existence of fools doesn't say much about the existence of gods. - Hector Plasmic I want it stopped now. - Marguerite Kendall Faith fills the fundy head...where facts and knowledge fear to tread. - Steve Rose No, these things all happened because you shouted it out that you were gay. If you had kept it to yourself, these things would not have happened to you, now would they. - Jim Staal Blatant self-inflicted punishment...such as having to read your posts. - Steve Rose I believe God had it planned for you to read them all along. - Nathan Dutton We're all gonna die one way or another. - John Prewett Why don't you just give yourself a Remington tonsillectomy then? - Shelby Sherman So many of the others here with higher education are atheists that I have a tendency to discount higher education. - Jim Staal --- Atheists. I hope they rot in Hell. Hey they don't worry about it! - Charles Baldo You could have chosen to be respectable. You could have become a priest and just been satisfied to pork an alter boy every now and then. - Jack O'Neill If you had just stayed home in your closet, they would never have known that you are Black, (oh wait, that wasn't it), Jewish?, ... I forgot, what is your crime? - Jack O'Neill I've worked with the mentally retarded that were saved. -- Ken Wiens God never intended for there to be sex with the same race. - Steve Lew Grasp your earlobes between your thumb and forefinger of each hand. Pull downward gently. But be sure to close your eyes tightly. Becuase when your head pops out of your ass, the light will blind you. - J.J. Hitt My kids are the four-legged kind. - Marguerite Kendall Now, if Foxtrot would like to have his head handed to him yet again, let him post his drivelous rantings and I will oblige in his verbal decapitation. - Marty Leipzig God loves you. He can free you from the horrible temptations of your social disorder. - Johnny Mckinney (Talking about homosexuality) I get jumped on, on a regular basis. - Marguerite Kendall All the evidence indicates that the universe is simply about 15 billion years old, and that's that. - Hector Plasmic Please provide evidence that the earth is 15 billion years old. - Johnny Mckinney (fundy; equates age of universe with age of Earth) A bold necrophile named Gluck With the aid of a crowbar and luck Pulled off a slick heist From the tomb of J. Christ And took the corpse home for a fuck. - Don Martin Please take a number in the Martyr line and respond when your name is called. - Steve Rose Bow down and worship the idol rather than learn. - Matt Giwer But no one has proved that the Bible is *not* God's Word, have they ? That's what I mean when I say that faith is more powerful than logic. - Edward Hopkins 'And you have no proof that the Mutant Cosmic Star Goat (Braise His Mane!!) didn't eat Yahweh, have Jesus for dessert, get really bad gas, and now you worship a smelly methane cloud.' -- Quentin Fai You worship the torture instrument that your god allegedly died on, I'll worship the tree that it was fashioned from. - Mark Drake No doubt he would be in a better position that most to know if the Pope is a great whore or just an average whore. - David Rice Why buy toilet paper when bibles are given away free? - Robert Curry If history has shown us anything it is that believing in God seems to dull one's sense of justice. - Derek Clayton If you are gonna quote, try quoting what the _OTHER_ person said... - Dan Ceppa Besides, I was an atheist infidel; what could I possibly know about 'God'? - Marty Leipzig Show them the one you carved out of wood. . . . - David Rice 'I hereby call upon the hordes of Satan and all the Demons of Hell to bring utter damnation and static cling to your next load of laundry.' - Robert Curry There are alot of people on this board who will one day get the shock of their life when the are standing before God, and he reads back their posts, and asks them to give account of what they said. I wish I could be there.... - Doug Brewer The only fear of death that I have is the fear that whatever kills me is going to hurt like a sonuvabitch. -- Quentin Fai He is going to be eaten by the Mutant Cosmic Star Goat. I only wish I could be there to serve the Diet Coke to wash him down with, to be perfectly honest. - Quentin Fai Have you chosen Satan as your leader? - Phil Morrison If I repent anything, it will probably be my good behavior. - Marty Leipzig Are you willfully cherishing known sin? - Phil Morrison Nah....I've been looking for new ones... - Gwenny The Pooh ...we're having an orgy Friday and would like you to come.... oops, I made a pun... - Gwenny The Pooh 'Will do Satan's work for food.' - David Rice 'Close your eyes, click your heels together 3 times and yell IS NOT!!' - Quentin Fai COME ON!!!!!! LET'S SEE SOME SWEAT!!!!! PRRRRRRRRRRAY HARRRRRRDER!!! - Quentin Fai Or perhaps you would just prefer a moment of silence, in which those who may be members of Santeria can sacrifice their animals in peace?' -- Preston Simpson We'll get his clown suit off some day, I promise you. - Steve Quarrella Hey, man, that's straight from satan's hell. - Phil Morrison FUCK YOU ATHEIST! WHEN I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'LL DRIVE A PITCHFORK THROUGH THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS, YOU ARROGANT PIG! - Christopher Calabrese WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND ARE GOING TO PERMANENTLY SUFFER DOWN THERE. AND I'LL BE LAUGHING AT ALL THE ATHEIST BASTARDS IN THIS ECHO, WHEN I'M UP IN HEAVEN. - Christopher Calabrese EVERYONE FROM THE SOUTH IS GUILTY OF INCEST. - Christopher Calabrese You and all the other atheists in this echo are all sloth pigs, who don't give a damn about life, and are going nowhere in it. - Christopher Calabrese ATHEIST. I'm going to love waving to you when you go to hell, and i'm in heaven. - Christopher Calabrese And when you go to hell, i'll get the last laugh! - Christopher Calabrese No. 2 Thou shall not use thy lord's name in vein. - Christopher Calabrese (a fundy) I have exsanguinated you: dry up and blow away like a good hollow shell. - David Rice Who needs a mind when one has a bible? - David Rice You are nothing but a stupid atheist pig, with the IQ of a democrat. - Christopher Calabrese It's what the world needs most: a God that TASTES GOOD. - J.J. Hitt It's a fool's errand to be sure, but I think you're just the right individual for that task. - Marty Leipzig Disbelief in religions does not constitute a religion any more than disbelief in UFOs constitutes a space program. - Larry Haftl I had two margaritta's, and was eyeing the women like a deer eyes oncoming headlights. - David Rice Even if she WAS going to beam me aboard her spaceship and make a present of me to her leather-clad butch dyke master to vivisect me like a lab rat for her species' tests and her sadistic pleasure, any friend is better than none. - David Rice Trust me when I tell you that if I know I'll end up in a mason jar on a shelf in a museum orbiting Pluto, I'll still follow a woman around a barroom like a cur follows a bitch in heat. Honest. - David Rice I think this is plenty of evidence backing up my hypothesis that your family tree does not fork. - Ryan Shaw Creationist: 'Why yes. Rome _was_ built in a day.' - Fredric Rice If Noah couldn't have gotten all 'those' animals in the ark.... then how do they exist? - John Clifton Would you like to concoct another opinion and stuff it down Hawking's throat? - Hector Plasmic Do you have any evidence that Wiccans or Pagans eat people, Jesse? - Fredric Rice Read up on Africa. It might be an education for you. - Jesse Hornbacher This echo is going to be used to greatly spread faith in Christ. There are going to be some fanatic HolySmoke anti-Christers that are going to be transformed into rabid Christers. - John Prewett And the blood and sap of endangered species splattered on the fenders. - David Rice I still wonder why natural selection has not yet found you and corrected its great mistake. - Marty Leipzig Hmm. I talked with a man Tuesday night who was dead a week before. He's one of my clients.... And I did talk to him in ICU at Baptist Hospital East. - Trent Hall We'll have to slaughter innocent people who show how godly we are. - Fredric Rice 'You say 'You're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists ...' -- nonsense! I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the anti-Christ!' - PAT ROBERTSON . . . Fuck, I'll come right out and say it: I'd very much -love- to put a woman over my knees and spank her round, soft, warm, firm butt until it's blushing pink and stinging smartly. There! I said it, and I'm -glad- I said it. It's 100% true. - David Rice I spayed my pet back in '75. Sex is still just fine, thankyou. -- Jim Staal What's wrong with Fundies? - Bruce Kazee Not a thing. Unlike clay pigeons, they are capable of making amusing howls whilst being shot down. HolySmoke would not be a better place without them any more than a shooting gallery would be improved by removing all the little tin ducks. -- Don Martin 2 Kings 6:28 And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. 6:29 So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son. The truth that disturbs you must be dealt with somehow, so you call it bashing. - Robert Curry My self I would hump a camel before a Jewish female. - Jim Lammon As if either would have you. -- Robert Curry I predict / prophecy in Jesus name that: John F. Kennedy will publicly reappear, amaze the world, take world power, and is in fact the 'beast' of the Revelation. - John Prewett New twist on the chicken or the egg question: which came first, the bible or the bigot? -- ROB BURCHAM 'I was on my knees, doggie-style, with my feet hanging off the bed... He pulled his jogging suit down around his ankles and left his T-shirt on... He stuck it in and pumped a couple of time and pulled it out... He was very easy. A few pumps and that was it. He'd just moan, and as soon as he got done, he'd throw the rubber in the trash, tuck it in and walk out the door.' -- Debra Murphree refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988) I bet you get upset at the Lucky Charms leprachaun doesn't leave enough blue stars in your cereal. - Dan Ceppa 'I asked him 'Do you want a date?' And he said, 'All I want to do is jack off awhile and look at your tits.' -- Debra Murphree quoteing Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988) When I seen him on TV, I'd mostly watch his motions, just to see how he acted. The same voice. I said 'God, what a freak. Kinky. Here he is up there preaching for all this money and when I see him, he's kinky and cheap.' -- Debra Murphree refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988) When I first met him, he offered $10 to jack off, and I said 'No' and he said, 'But I'm going to do it myself. You won't have to touch me.' And I said 'No, I won't do nothing under $20. Even if you want to look at my titties, you have to give me $20'. -- Debra Murphree refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988) Would you ever think about letting her watch us? -- Debra Murphree, quoteing Jimmy Swaggart asking about her nine year old daughter. (Penthouse magazine, July 1988) He'd ask 'Have the cops been hot?' and sometimes I'd say 'Yes' and he'd get nervous and leave. -- Debra Murphree, refering to Jimmy Swaggart (Penthouse magazine, July 1988) Running DOS on a system with 16 megs is like using the Bible as a guide for day to day life. - C. J. Henshaw 'assassinating his character'? Goat, man, his character has committed SUICIDE. [snicker] - Preston Simpson 'He'd ask me if I'd ever let anyone screw my daughter when she was that young, and I said, 'No, She's only nine years old.' He asked me if she started developing [breasts] or if she had any hair down there. I said 'Nooo...' he even asked me if pussy was real tight or not... sometimes he used the word cunt... 'I can picture my cock going in and out of a pussy like that,' he said... I didn't know what to say. I though, 'This man's got to be sick.' -- Debra Murphree detailing Jimmy Swaggart's interest in her 9 year old daughter. (Penthouse magazine, July 1988) Luke 14:26 is pretty good: 'Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple.' (NRSV) See too, Matt. 19:29. Roger seems to have missed his sugar coating at his second birth. - Preston Simpson Some HolySmokers are putting God on trial. Therefore God exist. -- John Prewett We wore cyanide detectors but by the time those things went off the alarm was only useful for locating your body. - George Rudzinski Feel free to debunk yourself.. - George Rudzinski Are you so cold and lonely that you want me to debunk the 'Meister track' just so you can bask in the warm glow of all that fundy nonsense going up in flames? - Marty Leipzig As long as there are exams, there will be prayer in schools! - William Putnam Studying for exams out performs prayers by 100%. - George Rudzinski In other words, Ken, Christianity is tailor-made for oppressing people, installing a rigid hierarchy amongst the populace, and then quelling any rebellion that might arise. It does this through the use of fear, misdirection, and outright lying in not a few instances. It is the perfect control mechanism against people who are denied intellectual freedom--and it does quite a good job of that. - Preston Simpson ...to debate Christianity does not mean that I am here to learn any truth contrary to my beliefs. - Kenneth Mcabee The Ringworld is unstable! - David Rice Why? - J. J. Hitt Early childhood trama. - David Rice 'Praying in churches hasn't improved society and praying in schools won't either.' -- Ellen Johnson The study of geology is ok-But not when it contradicts what is laid out in the Bible that the earth is more than 10,000 years old. - Doug Lee (Pointing out the contrabution to scientific progress Creationism offers humanity) You _LEND_ books? I require that borrowers leave hostages in exchange. - J. J. Hitt. 'Gimme two pints of milk.' (Orderin' the quart) - Styx Allum Freedom of religion refers to denominations of the Christian faith, not spreading out a rug and praying to Allah or Satan. - James Robertson Picking my favorite Christian is like picking my favorite debilitating disease [g] - David Worrell What you call a refusal to answer was a refusal to respond - Jesse C. Jones Gay people are worshipers of SATIN - Don Ward (fundy) Some prefer silk. - Marty Leipzig I then proceed to explain that Christianity is the worse death cult ever inflicted upon humanity, and for some reason they take offense. - David Rice Please and What great feat have you done for mankind? - Don Ward For one thing, I've erased your message. - Marty Leipzig I learned from some of the best teaches around I suppose. - Johnny Henderson When it absolutely, positively HAS to be crucified, overnight. - Steve Rose A fool can find intelligence tomorrow. You will remain a fundy, forever. - Steve Rose What's the politically correct word for jack ass? - Steve Quarrella 'Speaker of the House.' - David Rice They (Creationists) have the same loss for words that afflicts a child who knows he's been caught in a blatant lie. - Anonymous The Cosmic Star Goat told us you would not provide evidence. -- Dan Ceppa The 'baby' doesn't exist in Christanity. It was a myth designed to justify the bath water. - Fredric Rice I have never accepted the Ideal personally that gays have any rights and i never will. - Don Ward If it's truth that you want, we can help you to eliminate what is not. Process of elimination is better than elimination of process. -Styx Allum 'Evidence' is a dirty word if you don't have any. - Hector Plasmic I'll be satisfied when Jesus comes again and takes me away - Tenna Draper So will we all. - Steve Rose I'll be satisfied when Jesus comes again and takes me away from all these people who don't care. I expect him any day....actually. Watching for him on a daily basis, now. - Tenna Draper To have an understanding of the universe one doesn't need scientific technology. - Andrew Conner (A New Age Creationist) Your own science has found fossilized fish on the tops of HIGH mountains. Do you think they took up mountain climbing some 70 gagillion years ago? - Greg Waggy (A New Age Creationist) If he were a lawyer, he'd work for the Enquirer. - Hector Plasmic [laughing!] It's a good thing I shook your cage and then jumped out of reach. The animals have found new and interesting things to do with their excrement. [chuckle] - Fredric Rice (To Bill Wolff) WARNING! Please go to your places and fasten your seat belts. A very possible fundy implosion is imminent.... This is NOT a drill!!!! - Dan Ceppa But loving a cat is not a sin. - Kevin Mckenzie It depends on wether you use duct tape or not. - J.J. Hitt ... Rush Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic. - David Rice I didn't edit the message.... I simply substituted asterisks for a profanity. - Jim Cowan I'd rather go to heaven then to hell. --Kenneth Mcabee, Holysmoke 1995 When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Quentin Fai I didn't know you are a lawyer. Wow! - David Rice ... Creationists: Transitional forms between idiots and morons. You are so full of religion that your eyes are brown. - Fredric Rice Pray for the salvation of all in this conference. - Jason Massey Please do. By the way, I'll be praying to Satan for your damnation. - David Rice Your zeal is worthy of a better cause. - Phil Morrison What better cause is there than freeing people from the mental slavery that you and your compatriots try to inflict upon them? - Preston Simpson Lie, Billy. Lie for the lord. - Martin Goldberg I'm quite comfortable with my mortality. It is the price of admission for living, and a very small price to pay. - George Rudzinski ... I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee.. Try a Jihad with me, and you'll meet Allah quicker than you can spell Remmington. - George Rudzinski Take a hard look at the Grand Canyon. try to explain that through evolution. - Freddie Cash I give thanks to God for my limited mental capabilities... - Andrew Conner I'm deserving of death because of my Lord. - Jerry Wilcox Your messages have been getting out just fine - we've been ignoring you. [g] - David Worrell FUCK OFF YOU INCONSIDERATE PIECE OF SHIT...YOUR DAY OF JUDGEMENT WILL COME FOR YOU!!!!!! - Steven Ricketts Old Phil must be getting close to death. - George Rudzinski Party at my house. - Fredric Rice Much rather be a smart sheep than a dumb ass! - Jim Murray Goes to show you don't always get what you want. - Fredric Rice Just because I'm a newbie in HolySmoke doesn't mean I'll put up with this typical fundie bullshit. - Becke Jones Just as I figured. YOU are full of shit. You are a lying bastard. - Michael Hardy (HolySmoke: Fundy Meltdown) 'Thank you, God...may I have another?' - Steve Quarrella I'd hate to show up for the end of the world a day late. - J. J. Hitt You'll go to hell! You'll go to hell! Almighty God himself! You'll go to hell! Again, You'll go to hell! - Jerry Wilcox ...you STILL choose the road to destruction... - Phil Morrison After all the rain we've had, what road ISN'T?!?!?! - David Rice But please don't tell me what I do or do not believe. - George Noonan Yes, that job belongs to your masters. - Fredric Rice Ah, yes. The Bible: the Christian's Mein Kampf. - David Rice Claiming to be 'exhorted' on how to treat women and children based upon the Bible is like being 'exhorted' on how to treat Jews based upon Mein Kampf. - David Rice Laugh as much you can while you still have time. There will be in store for you much time to cry. - Shabier Khan You claimed that Jesus was *in* you. Does he not even have the decency to lube up before penetration? - David Worrell But your juvenile campaign of attacking and deriding people of religious faith may be doing incalculable damage -- for which you will stand accountable before the ultimate reality. - Jesse C. Jones (HolySmoke forum) We have a padded cell for you: it's called HOLYSMOKE. - David Rice What are the dictates of my god ? - Paul Churchill What ever your masters say they are. - Fredric L. Rice [rattle rattle rattle!] Wake up, fundy! Time for your medication! - Fredric Rice . I don't take medication Mr. Dumb Ass! And I am not even close to being a fundy. But what do you know? Apparently not shit! - Bill Wolff . [leaping back out of reach] Woah! - Fredric Rice 'Welcome to Holysmoke. That is probably the last nice thing I will ever say to you. Such is life.' - George Rudzinski 'Damn, I asked for evidence and all I got was this lousy Josh McDowell T-shirt.' - SS 'May the Lord Jesus Christ soften your heart, Mr Martin.' - Doug Snead 'He seems to have done a very good job of softening your brain.' - J.J. Hitt 'History teaches us that man is basically a psychopath.' - John Gardner Just because YOU WANT there to be a reason and purpose for your superstitious being doesn't mean that there IS a reason for it to exist. Your imagined being is not NEEDED for ANYTHING. - LARRY SITES I am serving Jesus? - Clayton Davis How should I know what you are having for dinner tonight. - DAN CEPPA Yes, that's radiant heat. What does that have to do with infrared? - ARTEMIS And you can buy tortured beef just about anywhere. - Bill Wolff Arguing with yourself again Fredric? - Bill Wolff Since your masters won't let you listen, I guess I am at that. - Fred Rice But stupid you forgot to that notes like I said for you dumb asses too. - Bill Wolff (HolySmoke forum) There are many who are really troubled because low, debasing thoughts come into the mind, and are not easily banished. - Phil Morrison They become Christian clergy, in fact. - Fredric Rice I'm new here, so what's goin' on??? - Josh Forschen Killing fundies because they want us to. It's in their contract. - Fredric Rice Forgive him, Father. He knows not what he does. - Clayton Davis I am =NOT= your father! You're someone else's bastard. - David Rice The constitution is not a suicide pact. - Joseph Nagarya [laughing!] Sure it is, Joe. - Fredric Rice Can't fuck sheep in Montana? No problem. Move to Colorado. - Fredric Rice Power is one thing...the wisdom to wield it quite another. - Satan I personally would prefer to see the human race go via nuclear war than by the takeover of homosexuality... then I wouldn't have to be witness to this erosion of our society that is now occuring. - George Pope Davey, you only have two functioning brain cells. It's such a pity that they reuse to talk to each other. - Dan Ceppa ... 'Atheists. I hope they rot in Hell.' -- Charles Baldo Get thee behind me Satan. - Kenneth Mcabee Bend over. - Satan You fundis amuse me, spending all your time trying to coerce nonbelievers into accepting the rules for living that you so hypothetically disregard in your personal lives. - Larry Sites But NOTHING beats the taste of vanilla communion-wafers, baked by Nabisco! - Steve Rose I would have answered it. However, I am not going to be ordered around by you. Therefore, no answer will be offered. - Michael Hardy It did die but it really didn't but it did' occult prattle. Which is it? - David Rice Perhaps he worships Shroedinger's Cat .. - Sue Armstrong None of the people who claim to have found God have given us any reason to accept that they have, indeed, found anything but their own delusions. - Kelsey Bjarnason A phone call to fido headquarters seems to be in demand. - Brian La Plante You can't discuss Scientology because you know that L.Ron Hubbard is a really pathetic excuse for a God. - TarlaStar I am Scientology's worst nightmare. I am an intelligent young person, who will grow up and lead the thoughtless away from scientology. I, and my intelligent peers are the greatest enemy of Scientology, and you await our arrival with fear. I don't blame you. -- Harley McGrew I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a Biblical lobotomy. - David Rice I am a Baptist but go to a Pennecostal school (please execus me if the spelling is not right...) - Wade Williamson My school is very advanced when it comes to Achedemics, it is atleast a grade ahead of public schools... In the other subjects, theres not much to say, except that they are well taught. - Wade Williamson I'm sorry I refuse to answer your question. - Marguerite Kendall A believer's mind seeks knowledge just as the vacuum inside a CRT seeks air -- and for the exact same reason. - Sean McCullough All you non-believers may think you have won by getting me to quit this board... - Wade Williamson Hardly. We win when you learn to think. - Kelsey Bjarnason For a non-american, you seem to think you have some authority. - Marguerite Kendall And in what way is religion a form of fantasy - MARIA RUSSELL In what way is citrus a form of fruit? - DAVID RICE What percenatge of Muslems worship Islam? - Don Ward I tried thinking before, and I almost fell into the same mess YOU are now in. - Joanna Amren (Defending Christanic Creationism myths) Don't take me for an idiot...please...because I am NOT an idiot. - Joanna Amren (Defending Christanic Creationism myths) It was a voluntary suicide. - Phil Morrison And again David if God asked me to kill my son, I would see it as a sacrifice. Whether that is what is meant by you in the question or not. I would see it as such. - Kenneth Mcabee Sin is a repugnant concept. Theists sin. Atheists act like assholes. - Rob Burcham The Cross is the only hope for the world. - Charles Rollins Only if we put more Christians on the things. - David Worrell I'm awaiting with bated revulsion your detailed account of the number of changes that have taken place in Carbon dating over the past 30 years, with some attention paid to whether or not these were refinements in technique. - Don Martin Just think about it... why else would they number the types of carbon dating? - Greg Waggy I wanted to go to Hell, but they sent me to Toys R Us instead! - j. j. hitt SHIT! That's so funny, I damn near saw god. - David Rice JESUS CHRIST WILL COME, WETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT. - Leonard Bernier He sure is taking a long time. I'm quite sore. - Fredric Rice I found it! I found Magog! It's in the province of Quebec .. in the 819 area code. - Sue Armstrong God doesn't care what you think. -- James Davis I said I could be healing, speaking in tongues, living with serpents, drinking poison or any other sign that you can think of... - Kenneth Mcabee And those are just your good points. - Steve Rose Now _that's_ an accurate summation of HolySmoke. Hurtful heathens lying in wait for tender young Christians to happen along. - Fredric Rice I'm NOT giving up. - Joanna Amren (Commenting about HolySmoke) Shelby, I want to know why if drunkards will not go to heaven, then why is wine a drink of the church and is called the 'blood of jesus christ'????? - Jeffrey Ivins Because Jesus is a grape. - J. J. Hitt 9) You small not bear false wilness against your neighbor - Leonard Bernier You are on an 'echo' with die-hard atheist who will try anything to deceive you from the truth. This echo would not exist without _negativity_. - Don Ward DON'T write without thinking about what you're saying. I made a complete idiot of myself. - Joanna Amren You're like a pack of dogs on a rabbit. - Maria Russell He who lives by the salad bar dies by the salad bar. - Hector Plasmic Anti-black hole: Willful ignorance so massive, light can't enter. - David Rice The real world is NOT a friendly place for faith or ideals. - Sean McCullough If Adolph Hitler accepted Christ, the Bible is clear on that subject! He will go to heaven. - Jerry Wilcox But the fact that the disciples all saw and ate and touched Jesus is important. - Al Schroeder Origin: MALARIA! NETWORK, Shivering yellow shits for Jesus! (1:102/890) Men leaving the natural use of the woman burned in lust for one another.. - Charles Rollins [Christian Charles tells us what he is told woman's 'natural use' is] It only gets better for us when we die... - Scott Brubaker It gets better for us, too - we no longer have to listen to fundy morons. - David Worrell When you cannot use facts to demonstrate that something is true, just label it 'spiritual'. - Sean McCullough Are you really this stupid, or is your medication wearing off? - David Rice The king is coming! - LEONARD BERNIER And the queen isn't. How typical. - David Rice Christ will come sameday. - Leonard Bernier And that's even better than overnight. - DON MARTIN Staal is a prime example of someone who uses Jesus to excuse his behaviour. - Steve Quarrella Die and fry! You and your scum sucking in-bred brother, furd. - Jim Staal (Defending his homophobia in HolySmoke) I know I said I wouldn't leave HolySmoke, but I can now see why everyone else does....ya'll are hopeless! - Joanna Amren Are you aware that you cannot write without typo's? Write to me without a typo and I will began you education... - Don Ward Call me a thief and I'll behave like one... - Jim Staal You're gay. (This should be interesting.) - Karl Schneider 'Christian', as presently, commonly used, is a meaningless label. - John Prewett McCullough's Law: anyone under the control of an authority tends to be/become inimical to anyone NOT under control of the same authority. Are you Gay? And if so, as I suspect you are, you should beg for forgiveness for all of your morally destitute ways.. - Don Ward Well they weren't real homosexuals. These acts of violence are neither condoned nor promoted by true Homosexuals. - M Simon (1:282/56) McGod's - Have it my way or go to Hell. - Sue Armstrong God touches brains - John Brawley Which is why believers' brains are scrambled - Fredric Rice Wait on God - Phil Morrison Sorry, not my table. - Fredric Rice ... In Jesus Christ name I bind all evil sprits off of this echo NOW. - Steve Willis I'm melting, melting . . . - Kevin D. Mckenzie Evolution is likely ultimately from the devil, to misdirect people. - David Robins You want this to scare me, show me that your God exists. - Sean McCullough Yes, I'd bow down before your god... to make sure that the bastard was dead. - Dan Ceppa ... In Jesus Christ name I bind all evil sprits off of this echo NOW. - Steve Willis I am an Evil Spirt. I'm still unbound. Your little spell didn't work. - J. J. Hitt ... In Jesus Christ name I bind all evil sprits off of this echo NOW. - Steve Willis I sacrificed a chicken to Star Goat, praise His Name, to protect us from this christian curse. - George Rudzinski What makes you think that a consicous, social animal that can invent a God to explain the universe could not also develop a code of ethics by which to live? - Gerry Lemay You want to be like Jesus? I'll pound the fucking nails in myself! - David Hilling The world's already ended several times over, I don't really think anyone will notice if it ends a few more times... - Damien Wellman I was an atheist once myself... - Timothy Bowlby No, you weren't. Atheists can think. - Don Martin In Christ - Phill Mcrevis I hope you practice safe sodomy. [smile] - Fredric Rice Satan usually gives all you little followers money, where Christians must WORK HARDER to get the same things. - Christian Miller ...just a bunch of crazy Atheist..(who will all burn in Hell)... - Todd Johnson The wife of a Pagan wears nothing; the wife of a Fundamentalist Christian wears bruises. - David Rice Last night I purchased some tofu hotdogs. - David Rice When you start buying tofu hot dogs, religion can't be far behind. [G] - Judith Bandsma CM] God sends no one to Hell. - Christian Miller DW] I refuse to go to hell. What's going to happen to me? CM] How will you stop God the Father from sending you there? KD] [sigh] First you said that God didn't force anyone to go to KD] hell, and then you said that he did. - Kevin D. Mckenzie CM] Try to twist shit, and turn it. Mark 16:15-18. I'll use chemistry, you use the Bible. You will be deader than your saviour. - George Rudzinski 'I have less tolerance for pagan women because they seem to particularly lack respect for men and thereby depart from God even further than do pagan men.' - Jim Staal You think I wanted to appease you? To endear myself to the heathen hooligans who patrol this smelly place? - Jesse C. Jones (HolySmoke forum) 'Crap! I rolled a nine! Now I godda fight the sugar-plum fairies!' - Fredric Rice I am implying nothing, Luke. I am saying straight out he is the imbodiment of evil. Anti-God blasphemer. - Lon S. Mabon (a.k.a. Jim Staal) Still, I cannot escape the conviction that the purposes which draw heathens to this place is an evil one... - Jesse C. Jones (Talking about HolySmoke) I have less tolerance for pagan women because they seem to particularly lack respect for men and thereby depart from God even further than do pagan men. - (Jim Staal, Promise Keeper) He's not dead, but He died for you! - Les Wilcox Stick to lawyering, Jesse. As an anthropologist, you'd make a great pastry chef. - Marty Leipzig Evidence is not needed the Bible is. - Kenneth Mcabee I'd rather have a free mind than be saved. - Robert Jackson Got great news: been off the medication for months now. Life is indeed good! - Jim Staal (suffers from MPD) I also know from experience that if a spell is cast on a buddist, a humanist, or any else, the spell my penetrate. But, on a christian, the spell is powerless. - Jose Gomez If God made the earth stand still and the universe rotate around it, it would be easy for him to alter the course of the universe so that the sun hits a different section of the earth for a different length of time to create the different seasons. - Kenneth Mcabee (Creationist) Three hundred years ago modern scientist postulated that the Earth was supported on the back of a giant turtle. The Bible in Job said it was hung on nothing. - Andrew Masten (Fundy) God was visible during the OT because there wasn't the written form of the OT. And there is now. - Maria Russell (submissive fundy) HE GAVE US HIS ONLY SON - STEVE STUART NACARLO AND NO ONE WANTS HIM. - DAVID RICE BUT WE WANTED A DAUGHTER. - Steve Quarrella Well godDan! HOLYSMOKE's got more ministers per square foot than even the most popular brothel in New Orleans. - David Rice How many days of the week are named after *Christian* gods? - Brian Kolacy April Fool's Day - Rob Burcham Run, don't walk, away from this echo. - Michael Hardy (Fundy cultist talking about the HolySmoke echo) How can so many people be wrong in just one echo? - Les Wilcox (Talking about FidoNet's HolySmoke echo) In cyberspace no one knows you're naked. - J. J. Hitt ** Sins are washed away in Jesus' name baptism ** - Brad Jackson But does he get out those stubborn skid marks? - Norbert Sykes The event had all the marks of a work of Satan. - J. J. Hitt No point having all those orphaned children and widows around after their hubbys have died in the war. - Jim Germiquet Hitler didn't do anything Jehovah hadn't already done to the Midianites before him. - Marilyn Burge (HolySmoke forum) Why did your godling tell his desciples to take up the sword prior to that engagement? - Dan Ceppa. He didn't tell them to use it. - Andrew Masten (fundy Christian) Great men of god were involved in such things as murder and adultery. - Jim Germiquet (Defending the Christanic death cult Numbers 31:17-18) Blame shifting has become an art form. - Andrew Masten And it's called the 'Not True Xian'. - Dan Ceppa Look to God! - Brad Jackson Well at least let me put a robe on first... - god gods will never hurt you ethier will god. God saves faithful live, and watches you rot in HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 - David Napoli Hello Sean. You sound like a very learned man, and yet you still don't believe in Jesus Christ. - Brad Jackson Anyone can talk to God David, even you. - Andrew Masten (rabid fundy) Anyone can talk to cheese, Andy, even you. - Fredric L. Rice Only if you greet the pizza boy with nothing on. - Al Schroeder Now why would I want to kill the poor thing? - Starwyn Ah, yes. But unlike the others, _I_ am circumcised! - Jim Staal And the mohel threw away the wrong part. - MARTY LEIPZIG A god is only as capable as its inventor. - ROBERT CURRY No Evidence. Never had any, never will, don't need any and still I believe. 'Happy are those who have not seen yet believe.' - Robert Burke (Willful ignorance is godly) ... It's a pillow, it's a pillow! [splat!] - Dan Ceppa You're the nescience schmuck spewing the Kafkaesque, mendacious prattle around here. You have demonstrated yorself to be an untutored, asinine, loutish liar; a sodden, vacuous, meretricious, specious imbicle with delusions of intelligence, with the postiche affectation of knowing what the fuck you're talking about. In short, you're an ass. - David Rice The work of a secret feminist agenda that is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. -- Marion 'Pat' Robertson on the Iowa Equal Rights Amendment I'm an agnostic shit for brains! - Bill Wolff (HolySmoke 09/Dec/96) The grand self-delusion of the modern spirit, that no higher powers ever existed, has seduced us into pacts with demonic forces. - Jesse Jones (Fundy pretending everyone's being controlled by his 'demons' constructs - HolySmoke 09/Dec/96) Ironic, isn't it, that human nature goes against religion, and that religion -- being stagnant in most respects -- is being left to the dwindling devotees (normally fundies), which makes their own claims of damnation, fire and destruction just one shrill scream of maniac deception! - Rod Swift (HolySmoke 10/Dec/96) A lemming on full afterburners. - Marty Leipzig The Messiah has preexisted. - Leonard Bernier (Lunatic xian spamer) My HMO doesn't cover preexisting messiahs. - Ed Mills The 'basic tenants' of Christianity is fear, ignorance, hatred, racism, and resentment against ones' betters. - David Rice You are very ignorant. - ROBERT BURKE (Christanic death cultist) Your mother doesn't think so. - David Rice We should also teach our children the pain, horror, and pain of atheism. - Robert Burke (Christanic death cultist) Religion is the largest industry in the world, and it provides no tangible service; trades in no tangible goods. Yet it is a milti-billion dollar industry. In every other endeavor, this would be called 'fraud.' - David Rice How does the Catholic Church view the topic of Euthanasia? - JEFF MARCHIZI When the Catholics are doing the killing, in large numbers, they approve; when it's someone else doing the killing, in onesies and twosies, they disapprove. - David Rice Not only is it manifest that *most* of the atheists in this hell hole do not have a clue about doing good, your post aptly reveals the underlying hatefulness that drives you here. I am praying for your soul, Stevie. - Jesse Jones (Fundie talking about HolySmoke) Saving your soul by losing your mind -- how droll. - Robery Curry Isn't that so, dick head? - Bill Wolff (His most rational argument) Michael Hardy has joined the family. We will be three for dinner. - Fredric Rice I don't claim it exists. I claim I _think_ it exists. - John Brawley A 'meaning of life' removes the overriding fear that existance is useless -- while denying the fact that living is its own greatest reward. - Fredric Rice (HolySmoke, December 1996) I must say you must live on a pink cloud to have let yourself been deluded by these women. Their general purpose here has been clear to me from the beginning: they hate men in general, and Christian men in particular. - Jim Staal (Promise Keeper) HolySmoke, December 1996 A jew converting to Christianity is like a negro joining the Ku Klux Klan. - David Rice It is ironic as all get-out that it is up to the atheists, Pagans, and Jews to educate Christians about Christianity and the Bible. - David Rice A =REAL= atheist would have kept the pizza, turned the dog loose on him, and stripped the Vega for parts to sell in Mexico. - David Rice I'm not a liar David the freak! Please show any evidence where I lied, David the dick head! - Bill Wolff ROTFL! That'll sure make people forget you lied! - David Rice My alternative view is that both atheists and theists are both full of crap! - Bill Wolff Faith and belief are usually based on something. - Mark English Yes. Myth. Faith and belief come out of lack of knowledge. - Rod Swift The only thing wrong with masturbation is loneliness. - Al Schroeder You've never tried it in a group? :) I thought that's what the death cult was all about! :) - Rod Swift My worst nightmare is a world full of faggots, is that you? - Mark English **** YOU, YOU HAIRLESS LITTLE FAGGOT! - - Mark English Scientific inquiry always rates over mythology. - Dr. Martin Goldberg Science invites inquiry. Your Gods die from that activity. - Dr. Marty Leipzig The only 12 step approach I use is when I'm a dozen paces from the liquor store. - Dr. Marty Leipzig And how do I prove this point without quoting bible text? - Carl Pollock Do what you did before becoming a Christian: Use your brain! - Fred Rice ...there is no life on other planets. If there were, the Bible would have mentioned it. - Jim Staal (he's serious, by the way) The troops containing gays would be at a disadvantage, because they would hesitate to shoot at the young, good looking men on the other side. - Jack P Sargeant (anonymous homophobic bigot talks about gays) The damn quote of yours has had more second comings here than a hooker at a Baptist convention. - Marty Leipzig Nobody needs to twit you, you're already a twit. - Starfire But when examining a phenomena, like the placement of rocks in a field, there is nothing unscientific about considering whether those rocks were placed by design or natural forces. - Andrew Masten I still win, Al. You may continue to kneel in the dark fearing the punishment of your gods you can't defend while I walk out in the open, on my feet, like a man. - Fredric L. Rice The fucking *bilge* *pumps* just abandoned ship - I distinctly heard 'em say 'T'hell with this shit, every pump for itself' as they jumped overboard! - David Worrell I find it more comforting to have a God[sic] who doesn't CARE[sic] if you did good or bad...if you ask for forgiveness. - Al Schroeder (Expressing one of the reasons Christianity is supremely evil. Fuck the fact that the ___VICTIMS___ of Christians are the only ones with the power to forgive them.) I've also never met a Promise Keeper that I didn't end up deciding was a weak chinned ninny with major problems concerning his masculinity. - Katherine Wintersnight Maybe if we came back to God, crops would do better.. -- KEN YOUNG (A Christian fundy who also shakes in fear at thunder and lightening) Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I do. ;) Look to your own evidence first though, ok? Specifically, look at why _you_ believe God exists and let's see how it compares to mine. Don't bother telling me you _don't_ believe. I won't believe you. I don't believe 'anyone' who says this. I believe they are just being rebellious. - David Ragland (Probably an atheist troll) Fascism is fascism, David, no matter if it is cloaked in swastikas or crosses. - David Worrell Also, and this is not proof, but rather an interesting possibility, there have been many to say they heard torturous screams of agony when they dug too deep in the earth.. Now, if that is so, could it be Hell? If not, what are those sounds coming from? - Ken Young He didn't lie about dying. He just didn't stay dead. - Al Schroeder It is very comforting for theists to believe that no matter how demonic their crimes are, their god has 'forgiven' them. - David Rice What the Bible says..[sic] - Ken Young ... depends on who's reading it. - David Rice Hello Imbecile... - Jan Deboer And just how long did you work for the diplomatic corps? - Dave Hamilton Us blathering fundies gotta stick together no matter what! - David Ragland Besides, it isn't as if Christians are the only ones against homosexuality.. (Anonymous Christianic bigot) Yeah, and it isn't as if Nazis are the only ones against Jews, either, right? - David Worrell I remember the dread I felt when I realized God is real after all. Then when I was put on trial by angels, I just knew I was cooked, if you know what I mean. - Bryson Hughes (needs a doctor, huh?) I know enough about science in general to know that that it cannot yet prove or disprove evolution... - David Ragland (Claims to know science in the same sentence which proves he's a liar) I would say that you should be what you were made to be. If you were created white, stay that way. If you were made male, stay that way. And if you were made heterosexual, AS WE ALL WERE, stay that way. - Ken Young expressed his homophobic hatred Gays will go to Hell if they are not saved, and if you are gay, you cannot be saved. - Ken Young penciling changes to his mythologies I'd take Aphrodite over Jesus any day. - David Rice I fail to see how a cloned sheep can have anything to do with Christianity. - Anthony Grigor-Scott Would that seem to say that a wife-beater and murderer is a better role model than a lesbian??? - Jim Staal, evil Christan bigot All home-schooling will do is guarantee your kids are as stupid as you are. - Marilyn Burge Just by a group being an atheist group, generally means it is a hate group. - Ken Young (HolySmoke, March 1997) The head of a newborn is about 3-4 inches at max. My dick is longer than that and I know I have never penetrated the cervix so the head (being the last thing to come out in a breeched birth) would be beyond the cervix. Get off it, lady. - Jim Staal telling us everything he knows about women. You were put on trial by angels? - Jason Harmon Yes Jason I was. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. - Bryson Hughes If Christian men were not prone to violence against women, the family would be an equal partnership among peers (as it should be). - David Rice When I am sick, I pray about it and then use the means God provides: the docs. - Jim Staal (Then credits his gods for the 'cure') May your lips be seared with hot coals, blasphemer! -- Jim Staal If everyone today started to worship the Christian god, all disease would be gone. - Ken Young (Everyone would be dead.) But once they accept Christ as their savior, all homosexuality is gone. - Ken Young (Homophobic bigot 'logic.' March 1997) Gee, Laurie, just how did those mountains get to be as much as 29,002 feet high? - Dan Ceppa (Laurie is a Creationist nutter) When the rain started, the mountains fled to high ground? - David Rice You'd like to think you think, so you stop thinking altogether and play a childish, immature game of make believe to quell the fright you feel. Like an addict who keeps shooting up to stop the tremors, you cripple yourself with something you don't really need at all. - Robert Curry Will there come a time when 'my work will be done,' here? Perhaps, but that will only occur when this echo has completely changed. - Fundy Ken Young talking about HolySmoke A newborn baby doesn't what you'd say lie, but we are all sinners right ought of the womb. This is taken from the Bible. - Amanda Barlowe How many young women are tormented in their secret places by the crying of a child? So torn in fact that they some-times even hallucinate that it is THEIR murdered child crying out for retribution. - George Harper (fundy who is probably told this stuff) I most certainly said yes, a 12 year old rape victim who willfully has her unborn child aborted should be tried and if found guilty executed. - Ken Weins (a Christian, of course) Visit HOLYSMOKE and make this claim. - Karl Schneider I have no desire to descend into that pit of vipers, thank you. - Kevin Gibson You do realize, I assume, that this is the kind of thing that makes fundies spin at 666 rpm... - Karl Schneider Jim, the only thing you've proven is that there's a direct correlation between strength of belief and immunity to logic. - CHRISTOPHER HUGHES All I was saying was that while they are gay, they cannot become Christian. But once they accept Christ as their savior, all homosexuality is gone. - Ken Young (evil homophobic bigot) All I was saying was that while they are black, they cannot become Christian. But once they accept Christ as their savior, all blackness is gone. - ROGER HUNTER Musta been one helluva sandstorm during the flood. - Marty Leipzig If my son or daughter married a homosexual, I would be quite upset, but 1) they are still family, and 2) it isn't as if they would be the gay person. - Ken Young (A Christian, of course) Yes, I do believe that 'mindlessly accepting an ancient myth' is thinking... - George Harper (A Christian, of course) HOW CAN YOU BOTH USE THE LORDS NAME IN VEIN? - MARY SMITH A large syringe and some sort of minced god? - BRIAN KOLACY Big difference between my tight little anus and a vagina, both in design and function. - Jim Staal (Homophobic, woman-hating bigot) ACK! Was that *you* in my room in Grand Rapids last month?????????? - Karl Schneider The Fundy Christians and other radical Right-wing nuts love to scream 'Less Government!' except when it comes to fascist control of people they dislike: then they embrace tyrany with glee. - David Rice No, I mean ORGANIZED prayer. - Ken Young, fascist Nazi Christian Ni, you mean COERCED, ENFORED prayer. Just like they have in Iran. - David Rice I found *birth* to be disgusting. Shall I outlaw that? - Karen Davis The pro-choicers have already tried and suceeded in doing that. - Jim Staal (Homophobic, anti-woman bigot won't tell us about this 'law.') If you are a typical christian, god protect us. - Mario Gonzalez Josh McDowell: evidence of stupidity that demands a death sentence - Unknown May your lips be seared with hot coals, blasphemer! - Jim Staal (Homophobic, anti-woman Christan bigot) Do you really think it is Christian bashing for one to say that Christianity is evil? - Robert Curry If they have reasoning behind it, probably not. - Ken Young (Homophobic bigot who agrees with his death cult's history entirely.) Some people fall victim to dogma, and then others find the truth of Christianity. - Ken Young (Utterly incapable of noticing the irony) What truth? You haven't presented any truth. All you've done is jump up and howl, while clutching yourself and turning odd colors. - Katherine Wintersnight 'A creature who is truly free has no need of faith and no use for force. His only request is it be judged by merit -- to live and let live.' - Running Dogs of Loyalty, Gale Richard Walker 'Today, in desperation, the fangs of faith and force are frenetically called upon to inject life into a decaying corpse.' - The Running Dogs of Loyalty, Gale Richard Walker 'If honesty makes one offensive, then one should be happy to offend deeply.' - The Running Dogs of Loyalty: Honest Reflections on a Magical Zoo. -- Gale Richard Walker 'Where hunger holds courage hostage, fate schools the masses in the Ethics of Cowardice.' - The Running Dogs of Loyalty: Honest Reflections on a Magical Zoo. -- Gale Richard Walker ...if a person claims to have no god, what then. Then Satan is his god. - Jim Staal (Giving atheists one of his gods) Ban 'gay pride' parades. I find them to be discriminating and a source of social unrest and upheaval. - Jim Staal, homophobic bigot The fact that the Righteous and Holy Creator and Sustainer of the Universe kills unborn babies has nothing to do with what I do today. - Ken Wiens (describing his Christian gods.) Again, nothing new here, just a nut shouting his prayers on the street corner hoping to be thought of as devout. - Katherine Wintersnight to George Harper The Armed Cervixes: the Harpy Air Force - Richard Smith If anyone should apologize, it should be your god. - Jason Harmon Considering the quality of public education these days... - Jim Staal Which is excellent, by the way. Don't piss sour grapes just because YOU failed so badly in public schools. - David Rice You seem to have found the righteous indignation button. - Jason Harmon Found it? He seems to have *broken* it. - David Worrell Are you a murderer like the rest of your cronies in this Conference? - Ken Wiens I just wish he'd paid more attention during spelling class, and less attention in Sunday School. - Marilyn Burge Don't blame me, blame the source that I got it from. - Bill Wolff (trying to shift the blame for his lies onto someone else.) I have in the past, however, exposed myself to art. - Jim Staal Which explains why Art can't stop laughing. - Dan Ceppa Oh, you will, bruised, debunked and bleeding, fleeing to the sanctity and safety of a hard disk crash. - Shelby Sherman Scream a little louder, jump up and down a little higher, turn a little redder in the face--you just might impress someone with your histrionics. - Katherine Wintersnight You really DON'T understand, do you? Katherine isn't trying to scare you away. She's trying to put some A-1 steak sauce on you. - Richard Smith Teachers are faced with parents who would rather their children pray for good marks rather than helping them study. - John Musselwhite 'Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the Church and State forever seperate.' - U. S. Grant 'There was a time when religion ruled the world. It was known as the Dark Ages.' - Ruth Hurmence Green 'Persecution is not an original feature in any religion; but it is always the strongly marked reature of all religions established by law.' - Thomas Paine 'During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution.' - James Madison Can you say 'Pilt-Down Man'? - George Harper I don't know. Let me try... 'The Shroud of Turin' Well, it's close. - David Worrell I haven't had a Baptist in over a year. - David worrell Well, Rod, I never claimed to have an scientific evidence for what I suggest on homosexuality. - Ken Young (rabid homophobic) I hate homosexuality because I know it is wrong. When you feel something is wrong to a certain point, you will hate it. - Ken Young (Telling us why he's a homophobic bigot.) My theology is not threatened by the truth. - Ken Young Of course not...the priestly deception, with the aid of the state, has always managed to seek out truth and stamp it out wherever they find it. - Jan deBoer While it would be wrong, I see no reason for a law against an adult and a teenager from doing it. Just as long as no one was forced into it. - Ken Young (Christian pedophile and homophobic bigot) What beef do you have against consenting adults who are breaking no laws and harming no one? - SALLY SPRINGETT The only 'beef' i have with them is that they are being very immoral... - Ken Young Evidence? - Rod Swift How can you show evidence whether anything is immoral or not? - Ken Young (Fully self-debunking hmophobic fundy) 'As in 1925, creationists are not battling for religion. They have been disowned by leading church men of all persuasions, for they debase religion even more than they misconstrue science. They are a motley collection to be sure, but their core of practical support lies with the evangelical right, and creationism is a mere stalking horse or subsidiary issue in a political program...The enemy is not fundamentalism; it is intolerance. In this case, the intolerance is perverse since it masquerades under the 'liberal' rhetoric of 'equal time'.' J Gould. 'I believe that the first book of the Bible(Genesis)should be rewritten to include Darwin's theory of evolution(it's only fair to give all Christians a choice). I also believe that ALL Christian clergy should be forced to give equal time to Darwin whenever creationism is discussed.' An appropriate metaphor, considering the manner in which Darwin 'discovered' the law of gravity. Too bad he didn't stop there. - George Harper (Home schooled fundy Christian telling us all what it was Darwin discovered.) Certainly I don't want to bore Don Martin and others... - Al Schroeder But you just can't help yourself? - Robert Curry Wrong. All pain, disease and suffering, evil are the result of sin in the world. Not God. - Jim Staal (Amazing, isn't he?) I don't hate the AIDS victim, I hate the disease. Unfortunately, since we can't cure the disease we must kill the victim. - Rodger Hunter (wants to execute sick people -- and no, he's an atheist.) No. Why is a subconscious choice any less of a choice than a conscious one? You are still the one deciding things. - Ken Young Christian who sodomized a kid, could in THEORY still be a Christian, if we repents. - Ken Young (Freudian slip by any chance?) You're right, I do not know for a fact that I know how. But I never said I did. What I said was that he lied because he said that I admitted I did not know how, which I did not. And BTW, if I do not know for a fact that I know how, he does not know for a fact that I don't. - Ken Young. (This is your brain on religion. Any questions?) If there is such a thing as homosexual love, certainly it would be equal to heterosexual love. But I am not yet convinced that people of the same sex can genuinely love each other in a romantic way. Can they love each other? Sure, but it may not be the same type of love. - Ken Young (Jewish parents don't love their children like us Nazi German parents do.) All of the gods love atheists. The proof is that they gave atheists the finest human minds on Earth. All of the substandard minds went to Fundamentalist Muslims, Hindus, Christians, and assorted theists. - David Rice (June, 1997) I chose to be straight by choosing to be normal. I didn't choose to be gay or bi, so therefore, I chose to be heterosexual. - Ken Young (June, 1997. Homophobic Christian bigot.) Actually, a few rare Amish may use a computer, but generally only for business purposes. - Ken Young (June, 1997. Who's feeding him this stuff?!) 'Embarrassed silences'? I've never had one of those, not while on this echo anyway. And while you're at it, go ahead and laugh now.....the day will come when, all of a sudden, it's not funny anymore, as YHWH is judging you. On that day, Fredric, that insane Star Goat garbage won't stand up in YHWH's courtroom. - Darryl Gonzales (June, 1997, HolySmoke echo.) But a far more fascinating read for you would be a book by Richard Dawkins called _The Blind Watchmaker_. The two books together are an education all by themselves, and they are written by two men who have devoted their entire lives to understanding what makes the world and the lifeforms on it tick, just as your preacher has devoted his life to finding out how to make people belief the Bible without ever reading it on their own. - Marilyn Burge They say that arguing Ad Hominim is as low as you can go. - Matt Patrick Incorrect. You could have a bait shop named after you. - Shelby Sherman A decent secular education will help you far more. = Robert Curry And btw, no such as as a DECENT secular education. - Ken Young If a cure [for AIDS] is found, great.. (Personally, I believe it has been, but won't be released.) - Ken Young (Homophobic bigot) Im intrested in becomming jewish. does anyone know about this religon???? - Matt Hutchinson Yeah, first they cut the end off of your wee-wee and then later you marry a J.A.P. and don't get to use what's left of it. - Shelby Sherman GOD, THAT WAS THE MOST SACRELIGOUS THING IVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!! - Matt Hutchinson There is some archaeologic evidence...possibly rumour...that puts the day of creation actually on a Tuesday... - Ken Young (June 1997) Also, and this is not proof, but rather an interesting possibility, there have been many to say they heard torturous screams of agony when they dug too deep in the earth.. Now, if that is so, could it be Hell? If not, what are those sounds coming from? - Ken Young Why not take a monkey, and inject it with human DNA to see if it, or it's offspring, manifests any indication of increased self- awareness or other signs of true hominid sentience? - George Harper (Telling us what he learned in school) What Jim is saying is that a person who has the strength of his convictions is not going to let anything diminish his faith. - George Harper So Christians value ignorance? - Rod Swift I won't be politically correct. I hope this country never recognizes same sex marriage. - Andrew Masten (Homophobic Christian bigot) Why? - Preston Simpson Because same sex divorce would surely follow. - Andrew Masten This is what happens when you join a 'born again' cult: You sacrifice your brain for the good of the body. :) - Steve Quarrella I can understand the pain people like me put homosexuals through... - Ken Young (Homophobic Christian bigot. June 1997) Narrow dogmas fit rather well into narrow minds. - ROBERT CURRY As far as people drinking during communion goes, some churches do that, but many, including those I would be with, use grape juice. WHich is essentially what I believe was used back in the days of the Bible. - Ken Young (Amazing, huh?) Considering all the evil that exists in the world, the fact that all of religion's condemnation is focussed on expressing disapproval of two people loving each other proves just how evil religion is. - Jan deBoer You are the satan of liars, Fred. There is no one here (or that I have met in my life) that spews more hatred and bigotry than you! Wotta friggin LIAR! - Jim Staal (Homophobic Promise Keeper, June 97) No, I admit I do not use evidence. I have given up on using so called scientific studies for the moast part, a long time ago, with only a few exceptions. - Ken Young In fact, I think Julie and Alanna went to school together. - Ken Young Pity they never arrived. - Karl Schneider I have visions of a huge, powerful HolySmoke threshing machine, mowing down a hapless styrofoam puppet. - Shelby Sherman Someone should have had sex with Jody Foster six times a day until Reagan was dead. - David Rice You're the biggest gawdamn hypocrite in the U S of A, right along with Swaggart and Bakker. - Jan deBoer At least I am in good company. - Jim Staal (Homophobic bigot) If [women] become tired or even die through bearing children, that does not matter. Let them die through fruitfulness - that is why they are there. -Martin Luther, _Vom Ebelichen Leben_  Gay marriages would affect me as I am an American and God (sic) will place one more judgement on my country for it. - Jim Staal No dogma. I get my info right from scripture. - Jim Staal There is very little to teach anyone about 'Plate-techtonics' really, since it is 99.99% speculation and hypothesis, even if this fact is obscured by the way this is put across. - Laurie Appletoon (Creationist liar. His masters won't even let him accept tectonics) Hey, I hit the gook food joints twice this week alone. - Jim Staal (Racist, homophobic, anti-woman bigot, July, 1997.) By definition, an extraterrestrial is a supernatural being. - Ken Young (July, 1997, showing us his Christian education.) Not registering one's software is 'unethical?' Sheesh.. - Ken Young (Fundy Christian. Stealing isn't unethical to this bigot.) People who cover themselves in shit shouldn't complain if they attract flies. - Steve Quarrella ...when I was in HS, a girl told me that when she was 10, her uncle raped her, she got pregnant, and was forced to have an abortion. Now, I cannot tell you how messed up she was. Pretty much was a nympho type. - Ken Young (10-year-old rape victims are nymphomaniacs to racist, homophobic, anti-woman Christian bigots, it seems.) Once again..[sic] While being gay, a homosexual cannot be a Christian, but he can get saved. And when he does get saved, his homosexuality is gone. - Ken Young (Rabid homophobic Christian.) Now, if we say that homosexual marriages is fine, could that lead to people stealing more, and that becoming more acceptable? Yes, I would say there is a good possibility of that. - Ken Young (Rabid homophobic Christian bigot, July 1997.) This coming from someone who thinks 'stupider,' is a word. - Ken Young (Rabid homophobic Christian bigot showing us the extent of his education, July 1997.) If people are preventing themselves from having the most common sexual option, then that helps show that the relationship at hand, is unnatural. - Ken Young (Rabid homophobic Christian bigot, Jul 97) The Illuminati is not all that much of a secret any more. In many public schools, in advanced classes, they teach that it existed. No, I am certainly not ignorant or gullible. But I once was. - Ken Young (Homophobic, paranoid Christian bigot, August 1997.) Debra McMurphree said he [Jimmy Swaggart] asked her to bring her 10-year-old daughter along because he thought slipping it into that tight little pussy would be quite a hoot. And THIS is your idea of somebody to respect!!?? - Marilyn Burge Yes. After all, he admitted he did something wrong, didn't he? - Ken Young (homophobic, NAMBLA Christian, August 1997.) I'm illiterate, what's a spontanious abortion. - Alan Presley. (August, 1997. Typical 'pro choice' fundy exhibition of ignorance.) Does that mean 'true' gays who are born that way, or does it include those gays who participate in the lifestyle because they were molested or just for the sake of sexual variety? - JIM GERMIQUET (Homophobic bigot. Thinks some people are gay because they are victims of molestation! Amazing.) I'm hoping they end up with a very surprised looking goat. - Scott Taylor This message base is about people amusing themselves by debunking fundies such as you. Run away while you have the chance. - Curtis Johnson I'll let government employees execute all the millions of 12 year old girls getting abortions when abortion becomes illegal and punishable by capital punishment. - Ken Wiens You are an offensive clown, who does not seem to know what he is talking about! Aren't you the miserable peanut that has snapped a whole of life BAN on me from several atheist echoes? - Laurie Appleton (To Fredric Rice.) I resign from this echo. Any echo that is too proud to allow God in it is too proud to have me or my BBS in it. This echo will now be expelled from my BBS. When you have repented you may reach me in netmail to apologize and ask me back... - Kit Ballyantine When did you decide to be arrogant? - Ken Young The day after I decided that meek people deserve what they get. - Preston Simpson 'If they become tired or even die through bearing children, that does not matter. Let them die through fruitfulness - that is why they are there.' - Martin Luther Actually, I think that sexuality is determined by environment in %100 of the cases. - Idiot Jim Staal The high incidence of pedophilia amongst clergy and priests therefore indicates chrisitianity is a bad environement that causes sexual deviancy. Right, Jimbo? - Jan deBoer I've only just recently discovered that Genesis is really an encoded history of the exodus across space... - George Pope You should get into the FLAME echo. There, you don't need your superstition to conceal your hatred of others who don't think as you do. You can just come out and say it instead of having your magic fairy say it for you. - Ed Mills That was the beginning of my downhill slide into respectability. Hell, I'm damn near Republican these days. - David Worrell I have NEVER met a christian who wasn't first and foremost a LIAR. - Jan deBoer One of my mother's co-employees at the V.A., years ago, was a guy who would DIE if he ever ate anything with boysenberries in it. What a scary way to live. Probably acted like Damien in church whenever he walked past the Smucker's shelf at Safeway. - Ed Mills 'Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?' - Katherine Whitehorn, British Journalist, The Observer, May 20, 1979 The Lord rebuke you and mete out to you righteous judgment! - Bill Kochman Ooo.... we're all shaking. - Quentin Fai One day, about 2000 years ago, this guy goes up to this girl named Mary, and says, 'I'm God, and you shall bear my son'. So she says, 'Cool', and they fuck, and afterwards, he asks her, 'How old are you?'. She tells him her age, and he says to her, 'Aren't you a little old to be believing in gods'. - Quentin Fai Ah, but you forget.. To a Christian, the Bible is made up of facts, even if they are biblical ones. - Ken Young A fact has no qualifiers like 'to a christian...' A fact is a fact. For the Bible to be full of facts, we need proof to show that the Bible is correct. - Mark Nelson Every time I get access to this echo, I see the mental quality of the antiChristians has slipped more and more. . . I used to be able to respect those who were anti-Christian in here, but now I can barely work up any pity... - George Pope (mistakenly responding to a posting by Ben Gaines -- another Christian fundy) Do you REALLY expect me to waste my precious time answering those seven messages of yours full of anti-christ barf? - Bill Kochman What 'flood?' How can you claim 'events surrounding' something which didn't happen? - Fredric Rice My advice to you is that you seriously consider having a change of heart. - Bill Kochman I truly hope that you will not be one who is swept away by the flood of God's judgments, just as you are now being swept away by the flood of Satan's lies. - Bill Kochman (To Fredric Rice) But, it's still okay to murder! What if your mother decided to abort you. It's not her right to deprive your chance to live. - Alan Presley Strange, Bill, the 'Book of Jesus' isn't mentioned. Why is that? Was he illiterate or something like that? - Dan Ceppa No, He was smart enough to have others write it down for Him! He didn't come to be a Scribe; He came to be our Saviour! In fact, He is YOUR Saviour if you will just accept Him. - Bill Kochman You didn't need to go to all that trouble to confirm the obvious. A simple 'I am a world-class idiot' would have sufficed. - Ed Mills WOP is Italian food (appologies to Quarrella if offended) and gook is Chinese (or any other Asian variety) - Idiot Jim Staal No. You are the one who is a disgusting filthy pervert!!!! You have zero regard for unborn children. You are a murderer. - Ken Whines Keep that attitude up and it won't go very nicely for you on Judgment day. - Ken Whines You know, these Death Cult Threats might be a little more effective if you could in way substantiate the spurious platforms they are based upon. But thanx for playing anyway. - Richard Smith ... 'I'd use a dictionary if I knew how to spell.' - Jim Staal (a.k.a. Lon S. Mabon) Isn't it so nice that we have a word like 'ethnic cleansing', which is a politically-correct word for 'religiously-inspired genocide'. - Rod Swift More genocide has been committed in this world by religious tyrants than any other source. - Rod Swift Actually fellas, scripture does show that you can sin away to your hearts content and still be saved, just so you believe (Acts 16:31, John 3:16, I John 5:13, Romans 1:16). - Jared Hanan Lots of humans strive daily to make this planet a better place to live. In my eyes, tha makes them logs better than your god. - Martin Goldberg I can admit my ignorance on subjects I do not know much about, and this is indeed one of them. - Ken Young Oh go on, have an opinion anyway. You know you want to. - Scott Taylor I suppose that it would only be a Kodak Moment if Jim and his lovely wife 'Wilbur' were to sell the trailer and take a junket to south east Asia, where she will be holding the camera while Jim gets the shit beaten out of him for calling a nice Asian person a gook. - Rod Swift BTW, how old were you when you were first accosted by some gay child predator? - Idiot Jim Staal (Homophobic bigot) to Rod Swift The Illuminati is not all that much of a secret any more. In many public schools, in advanced classes, they teach that it existed. - Ken Young The thought has never even occurred to me. - Idiot Jim Staal No thought of any kind has ever occured to you. - Dan Ceppa Go to a Christian bookstore and buy yourself a bible. It might come in handy and save you some future embarrassment when the atheists around here quote from your purported manual and you later come up with shit like the above. - Marilyn Burge to Ken Young listen God does not murder people. he does not KILL anybody either. True, he destroyed the Earth, and he always has a set time for us all. - Robert Delmedico (Fully self-debunking fundy.) In other words, if we are obedient to god, we too can mature to the point where we can massacre millions if we want and send people who don't worship us to eternal hell? You Mormon, Georgie? - Lynda Bustilloz Your hatred of your fellow human is quite naked in this post. Feel free to cover it up now that you're aware you've accidentally exposed yourself. Only your fellow idiots will believe your explanation, and they don't deserve the truth. On balance, you haven't caused any real harm to those whose suffering you so fervently desire. That only happens when you lay your threats and sadistic horseshit on children who aren't yet equipped to defend themselves against your mental rape. - Ed Mills To Jared Hanan Why did the US Gov't have that Star Gate Program? - Alan Presley (Thinks television shows are real life.) There's got to be a way we can blame Satan for this mess, though. - David Worrell Finally making the decision to kick the bottle (which has a long story behind it) may also help my finances.... - Scott Taylor Kick it over this way, wouldja? - David Worrell Would you care to explain how all these stories were preserved during a flood that destroyed everything? - Karl Schneider Sheesh! Try using your imagination. - Ken Wiens Good idea! Just like the biblical authors did! - Karl Schneider If you had any acquaintance with christian theology you'd be dangerous. - Ken Wiens (A fundy, by the way.) GOD CREATED THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE! - Jan deBoer (Trying to pound some sense into a fundy who doesn't want to believe his deity constructs aren't supposed to have also created evil.) As you know, faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Bill Kochman And, thus, faith is evidence that the Star Goat exists. - Quentin Fai How to Know That Christ Is in Your Life - David Ragland Your asshole starts to hurt? - Quentin Fai All of the hot air you blow is nothing compared to what will happen someday soon when the Lord blows His nostrils in anger at a foolish unbelieving world. - Bill Kochman Gah! We're gonna be covered in snot! - David Worrell An Interesting Interpretation Of Jesus' Symbolic Act - Bill Kochman 'I'm a cookie: Eat me!' -- Jesus horsing around at a formal dinner with 12 of his butt buddies. - Dan Ceppa Oh, don't worry, He'll shut you up soon enough. - Bill Kochman Take your god and shove him up your ass. After all, good things will never hurt you. - Dan Ceppa Did you ever notice what happens when you put too many rats in a small cage? - Dan Ceppa You get the Republican National Convention. - Fredric Rice 'Screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims! And put _that_ in the minutes!' 'What I want to do is promote Christianity as the only true religion!' - Christian Coalition member Dr. Henry Jordan during Columbia, South Carolina Board of Education meeting. (And who says Christianity isn't a death cult?) The only thing left of his brain is in the lint trap. - Fredric Rice I truly hope you are joking about allowing your children to read this echo. - Bill Kochman (Can't teach children the truth, after all) It is amazing to see how many folks in this echo spit in God's face and say they don't want His FREE gift. This is nothing short of total insanity. - Bill Kochman (Insane nut talking about insanity.) Once you've rationalized the worship of four gods and a host of demigods as monotheism, though, you can rationalize anything. - David Worrell One could argue that atheism is actually of dogmatic thought. - Ken Young One could, if one were an idiot. Gee, what a coincidence. - Karl Schneider 'Evolution is an undeniable fact...regardless of whether you know how it happens, think it happens, or even *believe* it happens.' -Miller/Levine You and your atheist buddies are not going to be in the same place that my cohorts and I will be. - Jared Hanan We get Marilyn Monroe and he gets Tammy Faye Baker. - David Worrell We get Carl Sagan and he gets Hitler... - Mark Nelson You are truly a very stupid individual. No wonder you believe in a god. - Martin Goldberg I am referring to the modern branches of science which call God a liar, and which call His Word a lie. There are certain things which are true in science and good to know, but when they start contradicting the Bible, that is where the danger lies... - Bill Kochman But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet... - Bill Kochman I agree - prayer belongs where it doesn't bother anyone else. - Mark Nelson Oh really Fredric? I speak The Truth of God's Word to your hardened heart. - Bill Kochman Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. And yes, there is evidence that the spiritual world exists. Supernatural facts, generally have supernatural evidence. - Ken Young (Exhibiting his intelligence, August 1997) Listen, God creating life from dirt isn't a myth, it's a scientific possibility. - Ben Gaines I can be fairly certain that homosexuality is unnatural, because as you said, if something is natural, it occurs in nature. - Ken Young (Homophobic bigot, August 1997) Religion doesn't occur in nature, either, eh Kenny - therefore religion is UNNATURAL. - Jan Deboer Why dont you get your own life , instead of feeding off of their intellect. - Jim Germiquet In actual fact all intelligent people 'feed off of' the knowledge and experience of those intellectuals which came before them. I stand upon the shoulders of thousands of scientists who have come before me. Look at what you're standing in. - Fredric Rice 'Peace...and joy...and contentment to you. It is the will of Landru.' Don't look him in the eyes, Preston! He'll get you! - Steve Quarrella I've been meaning to delve into your deep personal knowledge of homosexual practice. Tell me, are you a pitcher or a catcher? - ?? to Ken Peck (Homophobic bigot) Probably a shortstop. - Karl Schneider In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. - David Ragland (Plagiarizing Christian) In conclusion - if Jesus ever DID get caught in the woods with a naked boy, he's dead now. - Karl Schneider, August 1997 Don't get pregnant if you don't want to have a kid. - Alan Presley Don't have sex with a goat if you don't want to have a kid. - Jan Deboer These special rights only apply (specifically) to those who cannot legally marry. - Jim Staal, homophobic Promise Keeper [JIM GERMIQUET] (Homophobic bigot. Thinks some people are gay because they are victims of molestation! Amazing.) And he is correct. Why else would they be? - Jim Stall, bigot The only cheek I turn to you, bud, is the hind one so you can plant your ruby red lips against it. - Jim Staal (Homophobe) You didn't. Ken did. Ken has clearly said that 13 year olds should be able to consent to sex. - Rod Swift You got a problem with that? - Jim Staal (Pedophile homophobic) You needn't repeat your fantasy about eternally torturing everyone you don't like. Your kinky little predilection is already common knowledge. - Ed Mills to Bill Kochman Staal's a wacko. A one man wanna be jihad. Killing with love for the god of the KJV of the bible. Not a pretty site. He understands nothing of the methaphor that he worships like a slave. - Ray Talley Are you ready for this, Jared? In Fred, you have met the embodiment of Satan, himself. - Jim Staal makes me a Christian god Preach it Brother Dave! :) - Rod Swift to Dave Hamilton The Lord rebuke you and mete out to you righteous judgment! - Bill Kochman I love it when you get excited and start spewing religious dogma. It is SUCH a turn on. Can I fuck your ass? - Rod Swift When they become 'marked for life' it's because they refuse to bathe. - Fredric Rice If I plagiarize further it's because I stand upon the shoulders of those great who came before me. - Fredric Rice, August 1997 I wonder what the good people who prefer believing in a god will then call themselves? - Don Martin Lonely? - David Worrell My favorite part of this echo is when christers shoot off their mouths and thus become their own worst enemy. - Ray Talley I haven't killed any gays...yet. - Jim Staal (Homophobic bigot) There is only one GOD. - Jared Hanan That isn't what your Bible says. - ? Show me where it says differently. - Jared Hanan Gen. 3:5, Gen. 35:4, Ex. 23:13, And so forth...the most interesting one is 1 Cor. 8:5. Tough shit for you, fundy. - Karl Schneider Be sure to pencil-in everything your gods 'forgot' to mention, evil bigot. - Fredric Rice You're a disgusting person Fred. It puzzles me how one so vile and degrading towards others can dare call anyone 'evil.' - Tim Rivera What planet are you from anyway. So far, no one has found any imperfections in the Bible that have not been explained. If you think you know of one, please tell me and let me know so that I can provide you with the correct interpretation to make it fit. - Jared Hanan (Offers 'corrective interpretations.') I am referring to the modern branches of science which call God a liar, and which call His Word a lie. Archeology, paleontology, and astronomy to name a few. They all claim the Earth and Universe are billions of years old in direct conflict with the Biblical record. Between God's Word and man's word, I'll believe God's Word any day: - Bill Kochman (He's serious, by the way.) JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them. - Christian Family Values Oh by the way...I am one of the Christians... (Going on 14 years now, wow) - J. B. Shaughnessy Wow. Over a decade without having to think for yourself? - Karl Schneider How did we get here? Why? - Alan Presley Still skipping your Sex Ed classes, I see. - Dan Ceppa So far, no one has found any imperfections in the Bible that have not been explained. - Jared Hanan If the bible was the perfect word of god, why does it have to be explained? - Dan Ceppa Saul/Paul was sort of like a Jim Staal with motivation. - Dave Hamilton He has pictures of the ectoplasm at work. - Alan Presley Does he have pictures of ectoplasm at play? How about pictures of ectoplasm at the beach? You got any nekkid ectoplasm pictures? - J.J. Hitt I'm sorry, but did you present any evidence for the flood while my back was turned? - Don Martin Should communion be taken every Sunday? - Alan Presley Only if you like crackers and grape juice. - Roger Hunter Is it okay to be a member of a baptist, methodist, catholic church, etc? - Alan Presley Not if you have any self respect. - Rodger Hunter Ken Young already spelled it out above. Engaging in homosexual sex is what we are talking about: nothing more, nothing less. -- Ken Wiens, explaining what the 'homosexual lifestyle' is. Your puerile smirks and capricious affirmations of `winning' indicates a penchant for combativeness and a total lack of any desire to learn the real truth about _anything_. - David Ragland Things like this remind me that there is an upside to to our likely impending demise as a species. - Ed Mills [He's] so far in the closet that he's in danger of becoming an overnight bag... - Richard Smith (To latent homosexual Jim Staal) What a fucking craven coward. Who are YOU to decide what others may have or not have, if they create it for themselves? What a lovely fascist you are, girlie. - Jim Germiquet (Luddite fundy) ...our scientific knowledge makes us all losers. - Jim Germiquet (Luddite fundy) I agree that we need a better understanding of god. - Jim Germiquet (Luddite fundy) The educated among us already understand quite well why the willfully ignorant and superstitious need to construct gods and goddesses, Jim. - Fredric Rice I'm not lying. I saw it on Unsolved Mysteries. - Alan Presley I haven't killed any gays...yet. - Jim Staal, (Promise Keeper) I pledge allegiance, to the Banner of Love, of the Eternal City Of God, and to that Kingdom, for which it stands, one Holy Nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty, Justice and Righteousness, for all who trust in the name of Jesus Christ, our King Eternal - Bill Kochman (Adolf Hitler said it better) Oh really Fredric? I speak The Truth of God's Word to your hardened heart. - Bill Kochman (Fascist Nazi death cultist) One of these days, unless you have a change of heart, He is going to swat you down and knock that pride and haughty spirit right out of you. - Bill Kochman (Will he then spank my rosy pink ass?) If christianity weren't perverted, it wouldn't be christianity. - Ed Mills I'm not lying. I saw it on Unsolved Mysteries. It isn't one of those cheap newspapers in checkout lines. It's something like America's Most Wanted. - Alan Presley (Does he believe X-Files?) Whatever you do, don't ever dial up PBS or The History Channel. Satanic, you know. ;-) - Ed Mills John, the Copenhagen Interpretation is not 'quantum mechanics' any more than a Jimmy Swaggert sermon is 'Christianity.' - Mark Kimes (a.k.a. Hector Plasmic) Would you say that a child of a Mexican would probably be more healthy and have more things to his/her advantage if that child has both a Mexican and and English parent? Of course. - Alan Presley Remember you did ask a question. - David Ragland Just remember that I requested something that you cannot provide. - Dan Ceppa WE didn't knock you upside the head, costume you as a walnut, and force you to read this echo. If it displeases you, there's a Bunnies and Light echo down the hall. - Damien Wellman 'We've found a walnut. May be crack him?' - Fredric L. Rice Yes.. Unsolved Mysteries is a show of facts. - Ken Young Personally, in all of my forty plus years of life, I have never seen a UFO or an alien; but I believe this is for a reason. I have the faith that I would probably recognize them for what they really are. I have no doubt that the Lord protects my family and I from such things. - Bill Cochman (His gods protects him from flying saucers and alien attacks.) Did I ever say that 'Catholics' aren't Christians? No. I have however, said that the 'Catholic Church' is not a Christian institution. - Ken Young I am not going to join a cult, and Christianity is not a cult. - Alan Presley It's funny how people inside cults never call them that, isn't it? - Jason Harmon No real or useful exchange of ideas is possible here, so why keep trying? There are vastly better and more interesting places to talk religion, unless someone's just so sick with hate s/he NEEDS a climate this venomous. [turning echo off] - MA Feel better now that you have taken your moral superiority out for a spin, then gone home to insert your head into the sand? - Don Martin I'm trying to keep all of you from suffering in hell, and then in turn you could help others and so on. - Alan Presley You are disgusting to think we give a fuck about your concern for saving anyone from a mythic fairy tale hell. - Joseph Voigt YHVH is to 'God'(or 'Elohim') as Canada is to 'country'(or 'nation') - George Pope (Someone else tries to redefine 'Elohim' to escape an embarrassing truth.) This would probably explain why YOU have not been allowed to know secrets of the universe... YOU cannot be trusted with the important knowledge. - George Pope (to Fredric Rice) The CIA could extract anti-Truth serum from Fundy brain cavities. - Jan Deboer I wonder if you are one of those people who complain about fundy 'gay-bashing' ? And you are quite correct, that IS the might of god, and not the magick you would accuse fundies of believing in. - Jim Germiquet (homophobic hatred is 'might of god' now.) Where's the 'Scientific Theory of Creation'? - John Brawley It is time for you to realize that you are not in control here. - Frank Hudson it makes me feel that no matter how hard you slam a fundy with a two-by-four to whack some sense into his dimbulb, he just stares at his screen dazed and while the angels in his head dance around repairing the blow of the impact with fundy thoughts the demons in his fingers grip his keyboard and he again proceeds to beg for even more... - Joseph Voigt Did you know that the Earth can only support life for 700 more years? This was calculated by NASA. they say that the Earth magnetic field will collapse then. At first they said it would collapse in 12,000 years, but then changed their minds. - Alan Presley (HolySmoke, September 1997.) This generation has less genes than the last. That's why ethnic groups look alike. Their genes have narrowed. - Alan Presley i've explained this many a time. Noah's family had all of the genes we no of today and more. The next generation had less and so on. - Alan Presley Obviously, you never read Thomas Paine! - Jan deBoer And you would be refering to... - Alan Presley Thomas Paine you dipshit! - Joseph Voigt You're trying to get me to prove a double negative. - Alan Presley Science can cure you. Whether science _wants_ to is another question. - Fredric L. Rice (to Laurie Appleton.) Well, in spite of the way I have been received in this echo, I have been praying for all of you folks. - Bill Kochman Great! I've been sacrificing virgins to Satan for you. - David Worrell Origin: It's Time For _YOU_ To Get SERIOUS With The Lord! [MacKennel 2.6] - Bill Kochman It is time for you to get a real computer. - David Worrell He will come into your being too Karl, - Tim Rivera No, I don't think so; I'm not into receptive anal sex. - Karl Schneider All of your ridicule, all of the anger...that can be forgiven. - Tim Rivera Who's angry? I'm laughing my ass off! - Karl Schneider Repent Karl. - Tim Rivera I haven't even pented the first time yet. Take your threats and shove them. - - Karl Schneider Why do 'I' need evidence for 'MY' belief? - Frank Hudson Frankly, Frank....so that we won't laugh at you. - Martin Goldberg You're all so fond of saying that your precious 'scientific method' is the end-all and be-all of understanding the universe's truths... not necessarily so(but you-all are too narrowminded to break away from your puny little presuppositions...), but, funny thing, God don't give 2 shits about how YOU view 'truth'... what is, is. - George Pope We care little how *anyone* views `truth'; we care more about what it actually *is.* - Curtis Johnson ....and for that matter I have had people walk by me and just know I am a christian. - J. B. Shaughnessy (I don't doubt it.) Docummentation of a given species producing another species: - Martin Goldberg (posted lengthy list of speciation events) A list of odd books proves nothing. - Frank Hudson (ignores it all) Your attempt at humour is pathetic! Get a life in Christ. - Frank Hudson I always thought that 'get a life' was an incredibly stupid cliche' I had no idea that you could make it even stupider. - J.J. Hitt These guys [ christians ] always want everyone else to get on 'bended knee'.... Must be lonely down there and they want more company. - Ronald Vass We have noticed on Thursdays and Mondays That the sheep fuckers take off their undies And the proactive role Which they choose, and which hole Just depends on how pious the fundies - Karl Schneider Hey Tim, surprised to see you here. I can't take much of the sex stuff in here. A little bit blasphemous. - PHIL PORVAZNIK Alright. Who the fuck here is having sex in front of the newbies? Haven't we trained you people better than that? - David Worrell But if you have the faith of a mustard seed than God will allow you to walk on water or move moutains... - Thomas Eckert Fundys, by definition, have the brain power of a mustard seed. - Dan Ceppa While it is true there are disagreements in various religions, at least we can agree to disagree, and discuss the scriptures perhapts shedding light one to another. - J. B. Shaughnessy Yes, little disagreements such as Northern Ireland and Bosnia. They aren't shedding light, they are shedding blood. - Dan Ceppa God consists of 'The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirt'... - Thomas Eckert A three-headed god. How bizarre. - Fredric L. Rice I just read one of his posts where he said his uncle-dad is a preacher. No wonder he is so fucked up. - Karl Schneider The islanders are all Seventh-Day Adventist fundies now. - Curtis Johnson Not a surprise, given the limited gene pool... - Karl Schneider These so-called 'scientists' are not worth a dime! - Frank Hudson Of course not. Knowledge is priceless. - Dan Ceppa As I have said before and I repeat now - I DO NOT NEED EVIDENCE! - Frank Hudson ...the Anti-Christ will reveal himself. - Jared Hanan You guys have wierd parties. - Richard Smith Believing in something is better that nothing... - Thomas Eckert But believing in gods is, so far as anyone can demonstrate, believing in nothing. Oops. - mark kimes I could spend eternity in a Hell where my mainly law-abiding friends and colleagues who don't believe in your primitive tribal god can live in relative harmony, or I could spend it in Heaven with all the corrupt businessmen and women, hypocrite sluts, and alcoholic pastors and 'family men' who commit incest on their terrified children and show up for church every Sunday without fail. Gimme Hell, baby, 'cause there's too many Christians ruining my Earth right now. - Robert Jackson Obviously, you never read Thomas Paine! - Jan deBoer And you would be refering to... - Alan Presley Evolution is a THEORY that has been constructed based on observed phenomena. Get it straight jerk. - Jim Germiquet, home scholled It's not very often we get a fundy *arriving* in full-blown melt-down. - Curtis Johnson I do not need evidence for my belief! - Frank Hudson I haven't heard a PEEP out of him since he came in here and made an ass out of himself by threatening to organize and get the echo dropped from distribution. Meanwhile, the battle rages on here at Chez Holysmoke. So much for Jeannault AND Jones. [wiping hands as I walk from the grave] Darwin was a vigorous, healthy, almost happy-go-lucky young man BEFORE he was converted to evolutionism, but a sickly body and troubled mind all his life thereafter! (Morris) - Laurie Appleton [Creationist 'logic'] NO MATE, YOU LISTEN AND LEARN. - Frank Hudson Oooh. All caps. I quake in terror. - Preston Simpson I know a heck of a lot of fossil discoveries that have been covered up because they put humans and dinosaurs on the earth at the same time - Chris Biltcliffe [SKEPTIC forum] The first Christians(yes, going back even to the time of Jesus Christ) were Protestants. - Ken Young [telling us all he knows about Christianity.] Even if I opposed having sex unless kids were involved, which I don't, that still wouldn't mean I'd be for it being illegal. - Ken Young Well, the thing is, it has been publicly said in this echo that the only rule is you can change what someone else says. - ken young Because you do believe -- do you not? -- that your holy god who does no wrong will actually burn babies in hell if their parents were not Christians. - Robert Curry Correct. - jim staal No, my God is no monster. - jim staal Of course IT is, Staal. It is the construction of your own hatefuled and bigoted mind. It is all the things you would be if you were not actually a powerless little weenie. - Ray Talley No, I go to public schools. - Alan Presley Damn fucking tarnation. Have they gotten that bad? - Dan Ceppa Kochman: More ego than his little tool can handle. - Dan Ceppa Woops! Looks like I and whole lot of others have been banned before we ever posted. Hitler would be so proud of Billy. - Dan Ceppa I'll make a disposable snot rag out of that fucker! - Fredric Rice My question is not about the fact that these emotions cause physical reactions, my question is where do these emotions come from ? - Jim Germiquet Science, Jim, is your salvation. If you want to live a long life, look to science, not outdated, occult superstion. - Fredric Rice You must live a very lonely life having only science in your life, and no love. No love from your parents. No love from a relationship with a human mate. Only science. how very sad. - JIM GERMIQUET Oh, that'll really make Fred forget YOU lied. - Rod Swift Now you're calling her a halfwit. Why!!!? Is your life really that bad, woman? Are you so dreadfully unhappy that you have to pick on people like her to get your jollies? Why _DON'T_ you stop it? - David Ragland (Homophobic, anti-woman bigot.) There was. I'm not going to post it . . . you'll have to ask Fredric to get a copy of it. You're his prey, and I'm not here to poach . . . just to observe and be amused. - Richard Smith Then why did Torqemada do it in the name of god? - Brian Fields Someone may do something evil in _your_ name at some point, Brian. So what? - David Ragland (Yeah? So what?) You are right, I am not interested in participating here. - PHIL PORVAZNIK (Funny how he does anyway, huh?) The amount of blasphemy in this echo is astounding. - PHIL PORVAZNIK (Talking about the all embarrassing, hurtful truths heard in HolySmoke) One of the first thing religious blinders do to a person it to quash their humor gene. Sarcasm is the first thing that gets flushed down the baptism font. - God Dan (Dan Ceppa) The actual question is: Did you know that the classical Christanic mythologies claim that mustard seeds grow into trees? - Fredric Rice YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION!!...and the point was the mustard seed not what it becomes....becoming trees is irrevelent... - Thomas Eckert (In fact the point _is_ what the seed is said to become) When is the last time you walked on water? - Fredric Rice Never...AND I DON'T INTEND TO START NOW!! - Thomas Eckert Because you know you lied. - Fredric Rice I hardly ever lie...ask anybody... - Thomas Eckert IMHO We are not set up to fail, but given an out because God knows we WILL fail. He has provided us with a solution because we CAN'T be good enough. which was my point in the first place. - Annette Spence (The result of taking Fundy Christian Logic 101) The FBI crime statistics came out today (Saturday), and guess what? The murder rate declined for the fifth year in a row, and is now the lowest it's been in a quarter-century. Your explanation? - Curtis Johnson (to Alan Presley) GET THOSE CRICKETS OFF OF ME! [thrashing about] - Steve Quarrella In my opinion god is like gravity and electricity and any other scientific law or principle We just have to discover good. - Jim Germiquet Uh, how old are you, Jim? - Karl Schneider [raising four fingers] He is THIS many. - Steve Quarrella So, you agree that demonic possession would be a 'reasonable' explanation? - Ken Young Only if you can demonstrate to me that there is such a thing as a demon. - ? Visit a nursing home. Chances are you will see several there. - Ken Young (Homophobic Promise Keeper thinks Alzheimer's is demons.) Jesus Christ never told a lie. - Jim Staal (October 1997) No, you're confusing him with George Washington. - Robert Curry GJohn 7:8-10, Jim. Read and weep. - Curtis Johnson How _do_ you feel about symbolically eating human flesh? - Fred Rice I feel honored as long as it is God's flesh I am symbolically partaking of. - Annette Spence (Freakish, huh? October 1997) It is not closed minded to refuse to exit reality into a dream world. - Caroline Evans (October 1997) If we had a largely unpopulated planet with practically unlimited resources, as did the primitive bushmen, then lunatic beliefs are no problem... the nuts can head out in the wilderness and believe insane thoughts without infringing on others. Nowadays is an entirely different story. The planet is fully populated and there is no 'someplace else' the deluded can head off to. - Caroline Evans (October 1997) Why the hell not! - Mr. Smartass Preston Simpson That's up for you to decide, there are striking similarities though... - John Jancewicz (Speaking about the Sumerian flood myth) Try asking yourself: Why? Do it for the first time in your life. Question what you were taught by rote to believe and weigh that against the facts that have been shown to you. Show everyone that you are not a robot and have the capability to look at the facts and make a sound judgement based on those same facts. - Dan Ceppa Sorry, just don't have time for science books any more! - Clarence Hogan (Yet Another Idiot Troll (YAIT), perhaps?) he is a liar, just like all gays who say it is OK to be gay. - Jim Staal (Homophobioc, anti-woman Promise Keeper bigot) Homesexuality is wrong. Sodom and Gommrah were destroyed for it. Go back and read the account. - Bill Sims (Another bigot who should read his own mythologies.) I seem to recall the phrase 'be fruitful and muliply,' for instance. - Ken Young (Pedophile homophobic bigot) He seems to have omitted what to do once you *have* been fruitful and multiplied to the point where your children are starving to death. When you follow the instructions on the shampoo to 'lather, rinse, repeat,' do you do that until the shampoo is gone or does your brain kick in any time during the process? - Dave Hamilton Revenge is a dish best served with NOODLES. --- HolySmoke proverb - Preston Simpson ? The metric unit of measurement for stupidity should be the jelly. - Robert Curry I believe God tells ME things He tells nobody else. - Annette Spence Because Swaggart's a pedophilic scumbag, Jimbo. - Dan Ceppa Evidence? - Jim Staal (Homophobic, anti-woman Swaggart worshipper) His confession, Jimbo. - Dan Ceppa He did not confess such a lie. The story was purchased from some ho who obviously would do anything to get her crack fix. - Jim Staal (Cult follower's mentality is cleanly exhibited here. Bizarre.) We need to remember one thing - secular science is wrong where it contradicts the Bible. It always has been in the past and it always will be in the future. - David Ragland (No doubt in his fundy word the Earth is just as flat as the Bible says it is.) How, for example, could a caterpillar evolve into a butterfly? - David Ragland (Exhibiting his education. This is your brain on religion. Any questions?) What would Ken know about Roddy's first little butt boning? - Jim Staal (Homophobic, racist, anti-woman Promise Keeper bigot) Not every gook is a vile, evil violent person as you would paint them. - Jim Staal (Priomise Keeper and racist bigot.) As Christians, we need to remember that we are speaking by the authority of the creator of the universe. The whole universe! - David Ragland What better instrument by which to impose YOUR will on your neighbors. Except those of us who aren't fooled, of course. - Ed Mills God wiped out entire nations because they practiced homosexuality. Did you know that was in the Bible? It's an awesome thing to think about. Amidst all the clamor for 'gay rights,' we ought to pay careful attention to what God says about homosexuality. God takes this problem seriously, and He deals with it firmly. He classes homosexuality among the most vile sins of humankind. - David Ragland (exposing his ignorance about what his mythologies say.) Nothing derogatory or racist about 'gook'. - Jim Staal (Bigot) It is SO typical, Richard. Fundamentalists, when they can't criticise the ideas and arguments put up by freethinkers, delve into homophobic bigotry to justify their hatred. - Rod Swift I'd like to come back as a god, too. But I'd hate to have to join the Mormons to do it. - Sue Armstrong Now, perhaps I was a bit hasty, but how could I stand there, when a friend was being insulted? - XXXX Perhaps in much the same way that you stood there to let her make a fool of herself in the first place. - Robert Curry We need to remember one thing - secular science is wrong where it contradicts the Bible. It always has been in the past and it always will be in the future. - David Ragland (He's serious, BTW.) Get a new god. Yours is wearing thin. - God Dan I never thought YOU were a christian---just dumb enough to be one. - Judith Bandsma (to Jason Milstead.) He went to an awful lot of trouble just to prove he has shit for brains. A simple baseball cap worn backwards would have accomplished the same thing. - Ed Mills (commenton upon neo-Nazi Bill Kochman.) Rena, don't get your undies in a bunch...hey, we rescue drowning dogs, too. - Karl Schneider (to XXXX, talking about HolySmoke.) Actually..the only gay person I know does choose to be gay...and he also was born that way...which side of his life do you want to argue with? - Annette Spence (This is your brain on religion.) Our existence is not proof of anything but our existence. - Caroline Evans Maybe not, but it is evidence of our existence. - Ken Young In my opinion Man is inately evil, - Kano Vuong Feel free to kill yourself. Think of it as one less evil person in the world. - David Worrell That reminds me of a slightly amusing church sign I saw the other day. A local church is sending a missionary and his family to Bosnia. I may be wrong here, but considering the recent events in that region that's kinda like the Klan sending missionaries to South Central Los Angeles. - David Worrell The best part is that the Amalekites get to get completely wiped out as a group *twice*. - God Dan How _do_ you feel about symbolically eating human flesh? - Fredric Rice I feel honored as long as it is God's flesh I am symbolically partaking of. Anyone Else's and I would probably be bothered. - Annette Spence Great! You're not just a cannibal, you're a *picky* cannibal. - David Worrell Hard to accept I am a cannibal if I am -symbolically- eating his flesh as you state. - Annette Spence When an atheist chooses NOT to go to Hell, he gets saved, and is choosing to follow Christ and go to heaven. Those are the ONLY choices available. - Ken Young (Fundy 'logic.') The politically correct term is 'Westernization.' See, when we export Levis and McDonnald Hamburgers around the world, it's a ploy to also sneak in Michael Jackson and Madonna thus weakening the moral fibre of our enemy nations to the point where we can sneak in fundamentalist Christianity. - Fredric Rice Souunds like a 'tree hugging' organization. - Jim Staal (Bigot) Beats hugging Jeezus! - Jan deBoer How do you know? - Ken Young Trees don't bleed all over you. - Sue Armstrong Yes, you do choose to follow Satan, and by doing so, you are choosing to go to Hell. Just because you don't believe in Satan, does not mean you're not following him. - Ken Young (Amazing, huh?) Here is something from Immanuel Velikovsky; - Laurie Appleton (A Christian Creationist.) And I only hope someday you can meet Him, and have a personal relationship with Him, as I do. - Ken Young (Homophobic bigot) Sodomy alert! - Joseph Voigt If grasshoppers had machine guns, birds wouldn't eat 'em! - David Ragland And if grasshoppers had four legs, the bible would be a bit more accurate. - Mark Kimes Thanks for the lesson in stupidity. - Ken Young Sometimes the students have to teach the master a few things. - Steve Quarrella If I am right, you will be in hell. - Annette Spence Nice god you believe in. 70 years of nonbelief and an eternity in hell. Quite the forgiving god. Does he eat widows and orphans for lunch? - Martin Goldberg I don't see where you have any evidence against Him for starters. - David Ragland I have a pen. It can only fall down if there is no god. I release it. It falls down. There is no god. Prove otherwise. - Alec Grynspan There's an irony here that raises the question: Are you related to Dan Quayle, by any chance? - Ed Mills (to 'Clarence Hogan.') Don't include me in your delusions, kenny. I will not be a party to your dementia. If you want to send yourself and your demons to your deluded hell, that's fine. But don't make me a party to your delusions. - Joseph Voigt (To homophobic pedophile Ken Young) Sure, why not? Lousy rag heads, anyway...camel jockeys...after years of bedouin cooking over camel dung fires have tainted their minds. - Jim Staal (Racist, homophobic Promise Keeper.) Now, run along and catch your comet. - God Dan I wonder if in 100 years people will look at Creationists as another breed of Flat Earth people. - Mark Nelson Why wait 100 yrs? Unlike wine and cheese, crackpots seldom improve with age. - Frank Kuechmann Or it could have been an attack from Satan. - Ken UYoung Evidence for satan please, Jelly. - ? Never heard any accounts of demonic possession? - Ken Young Yep. Seen an example of it right before my eyes, too. Only now we call it 'epilepsy'. Do you really enjoy having a medieval mindset? - ? Oh, please.. Epilepsy does not have to be demonic possession. But it does exist. Or do 84 year-old women normally have more strength, than the average young adult male? Do babies that don't know how to talk yet, usually speak in deep voices? - Ken Young God forordaining something is different from Him KNOWING the future. - Annette Spence Nah. Like other parts of scripture, what is meant is of more import than what is said. - Jim Staal (Promise Keeper) So, what it 'says' doesn't matter. I wonder how many other fundies would agree with that? Staal is going downhill fast. - Karl Schneider YOU ARE THE WORM DROOL !!!!! OF COURSE CONCEPTS CAN BE GODS !!!!! IT IS OUR CONCEPTS THAT CONTROL ARE ACTIONSS !!!! THESE CONCEPTS RULE US AND MAKE US DO THE THINGS WE DO !!!!!! - Jim Germiquet [Rod jumps back] Whoa. Someone didn't take their medicine! - Rod Swift Homesexuality is wrong. - Bill Sims I agree. Sexuality should be done in public. - Rod Swift As you encounter people with IQs above average you notice that the belief in the boogie man begins to wane, and by the time it reaches about 110 gods seem to disappear. - Bill Bell Our fondling fathers wrote that sucker into the constitution, - Jim Staal (Homophobic Promise Keeper and his Freudian Slip) Say gook to anyone and they know you are talking about Asians. - Jim Staal (Racist, homophobic, anti-woman Promise Keeper) You know what 'guk' means in Korean? IT MEANS SOUP! - JAN DEBOER Nah. It means 'man'. - Jim Staal (Racist, homophobic Promise Keeper) Uh, did I mention Jesus? I thought we were talking about God. - Ken Young (How many gods does this guy have again?) I guess the brainless don't hear much about a resurrection, do they? - Ken Young SInce the Indians had no concept of property rights, I do not see how one can argue that white man stole the Indians' land. - Ken Young Oh, please.. Epilepsy does not have to be demonic possession. - Ken Young (Thinks epilepsy is caused by his 'demons.') How is evolution any better than spontaneous generation? - David Ragland (Home schooled, perhaps?) Does the little fairy tale about us coming from apes, ring a bell? - Ken Young (Home schooled, perhaps?) Atheists couldn't tell fairy tales. Mainly because in reality, there are no atheists. - Ken Young (Billions of atheists don't exist.) I have said a few things I have seen. If it was not due to demonic possession, someone needs to give me another logical explanation of what really was going on. - Ken Young Please realize that I only speak for myself, but what *I* hate is the fact that I can't see the 'Jesus' within you because of the 'Satan' you spew through the keyboard. - Nancy Ferguson (To David Ragland) And, it's pretty hard to get truth (or reality) out of something that says 7 headed dragons exist....and snakes talk. - (SK ?) Why is that? Don't you have an open mind? - Ken Young What does slavery have to do with racism? Or do you think that all slaves were black? - Ken Young If you EVER try to proselytize to me again I will order your demons to mash your underdeveloped gonads between two rocks! - Joseph Voigt I await the Twinkie jihad with considerable interest. - DON MARTIN I don't think so. Having never been free of a religion, I doubt very much that you know what it's like to wake up and own your own day. - Dave Hamilton There is no such thing as 'papists,' 'Romish Churches' or 'Roman Catholic Churches.' - John Jancewicz (No doubt it's a conspiracy) Any equation of blacks=faggots is an insult to good African-American brothers everywhere. - Jim Staal (Racist, homophobic, anti-woman pig) I believe in the LITERAL word of God. However, I think it is logical to think that if 'wine' is for Judeo Christian purposes, it would be purer than alchoholic wine. - Ken Young (This is your brain on religion) Secondly if gays were to marry the human race would go extint - John Sinrud (email@example.com) No, but men do need it to pee. Unless you know of some scientific breakthrough I am unaware of. - Ken Young (Men require a penis to urinate in his world.) IOW, just as I hate the sin and not the sinner, I hate the group, and not the members. - Ken Young (Homophobe) Boy, you sure have a lot of hate. Where do you get the time to spread it all around? - Dave Hamilton I sure hope this mutual fellatio between you and Raghead doesn't result in any progeny. - Karl Schneide (Talking about David Ragland and Laurie Appleton) I don't doubt that a lunatic will find a story to fit his needs. - Annette Spence The Rapture is truly awaited and it can't come too soon to save the world. - God Dan NO, IT IS NOT, you lying son of a bitch. - Karl Schneider (To the Creationist liar Laurie Appleton) As a matter of fact yeah I do hear little voices in my head. - Jim Germiquet (November, 1997) Sunday, October 31, 1997, the Christian 'first day of the week' was a pagan holiday. - David Ragland (Unthinkingly mouthing off what his masters told him.) October 31, 1997, fell on a Friday. - Eric Schreiber Now, I do believe animals have a spirit, just not a soul. - Ken Young You can also say your a Christian, but it doesnt mean your one...:) - Ross Cassell (Homeschooled, perhaps?) So gays CAN be Christians, right? - ?? If they CAN become heterosexuals. - Ken Young (Expressing his good Christian learnun'.) If demons exist, couldn't they help create imbalances of neural chemicals? - Ken Young (Thinks epilepsy is caused by 'demons') Probably while your demons are blighting neural chemicals inside your brain stem your fairies are carving a hole inside your pin head. You think? - Joseph Voigt (To Ken Young) And maybe it is possible for the drugs to HELP suppress the demons. I don't know what effect they would have on them.. Anything's possible. - Ken Young It's almost time for your yearly flu shot, kenny. Remember, those flu demons infest you every year about this time and you must have your flu-demon vaccine administered to eradicate them. Bad demons. - Joseph Voigt (To Ken Young) He set us up that way origionally and we blew it with adam and eve. - Annette Spence When you say 'we' you include ME in your delusions. I told you before, do not include ME in your delusions. Suffer them yourself. - Joseph Voigt what exactly do you feel that I should have done about it? Should I have given Fredric a curb job? Piped his head? Loudly denounced him as I am the Pope of WOAs? What? LOL . . . you're funny . . . - Richard Smith (Correcting John Jancewicz's paranoid delusions) Fair warning: you may grab me, but I am not easily swallowed, and even if that occurrs, I cause indigestion like nothing you've ever felt before. - Richard Smith (To John Jancewicz) Are you for God? DO you worship the Christian God? No? Then you are against Him. - Ken Young (Evil little fascist pig, huh?) If they want to call me an 'asshole' I'm telling them to quit writing me. I don't need that type of crap. - Mark Spiridakis Of course. Assholes make their own crap. - Curtis Johnson See, I have you and other panting saliva profusely, in anticipation of the momentous moment I will post it. you see, after I post it, the party is over. Is there life after posting such a thing? Yes, of course, but the guffaws will predictably be there. I can handle it but I want to be adequately prepared for the onslaught! - William Putnam (He's going to post evidence for his gods, you see. Some day.) I can show evidence for everything that is true about the supernatural - William Putnam (November 1997. Still waiting.) As for me, I'm biding my time as the time is not yet ripe. - William Putnam (Won't post evidence for his gods yet.) Will this take place before the Second Coming? - Curtis Johnson Q: What's the difference between Albert Einstein, Max Planc ect and the Pope or any other religious leader? A: absolutley nothing, they both claim to have all the answers. they both attack any decenters. they both extract huge amounts of money from their respective parisherners. they both demand absolute adherance to their respective dogma's. - Shane Coleman (SKEPTIC echo, November 1997) Throughout history, fundyism has capitalized and fed off the poor, the weak, the distressed, etc. - Richard Smith Christians don't die. They just change their address. - Ken Young Is that the reason why they have such a poor track record for keeping up their child support? - Katherine Wintersnight If you were here in this room with me right now, you would be seriously injured probably. - Alan Presley (November 1997) Oh, Alan, you're so butch. - Mark Kimes Oh bullshit, Alan. You tried to use it as some kind of evidence. Turned out only to be another piece of evidence for your ignorance. - Judith Bandsma (To Alan Presley, November 1997) If we just knew which race of mythical beings was in charge of stupidity, we could do the proper banishing ritual and get Ken all fixed up. - J.J. Hitt (Talking about Ken Young) Just because you don't believe in Satan, does not mean you're not following him. - Ken Young (Giving atheists one of his pet gods.) And sure, God made gay people, He just didn't make them gay. They are actually straight, and in denial. - Ken Young (November, 1997) And yes, I do speak in tongues, but not that often. - Ken Young (Admitting he's a blithering idiot.) [encode mode!] Chartreuse alert! Chartreuse alert! All eskimos to the torpedo tubes! Prepare to launch the inflatable yaks! [encode mode end!] - Rod Swift This will get your ass bounced out on the street faster than you splutter 'but I'm a -christian-' - Judith Bandsma 'Did you ever see a piece of clay turn into a man?' What am I missing here? - Steve Quarrella A religious belief system that makes you throw away logic. - David Bloomberg As I said before, William, run away if you need to. We'll all understand. - Richard Smith I don't remember who said it. I think it was either Karl Schneider or Frederick Rice. - Alan Presley Or maybe Bullwinkle J. Moose . . . - Richard Smith You think the KKK is a group of Christians? And right-winged, even? BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! - Bob Sewell (November 1997) Me? Take up a collection? Mr. Cheap? In the matter of education in female anatomy, I gave at the office . . . - DON MARTIN The fucking media is having multiple orgasms over it. - Karl Schneider Mr. Curry continually threatens to shoot me to cure my poor spelling. - Fredric Rice I don't agree with her being a 'dippy broad' - Patrick Spence So get her some professional help -- I do _not_ recommend that _you_ attempt to lead her, oh blind one. :-) - Mark Kimes You are a racist and a liar. You don't have to live with it, though. You can change. - Curtis Johnson (to Alan Presley) 'Sacked' is just another word for rape, murder and theft, aint it? - J. J. Hitt Yes, and so is, 'making the world safe for democracy.' - Ray Talley You only make it harder on yourself and further entrench the absurdity of your professed ignorance when you try to dig yourself out of a fatal flaw. - Fredric Rice (to Mike 'Orgasm' Melia) In any case, for me, without the 'mechanism of God,' I find that existence to be pointless. - William Putnam So you are against birth control? - RS Yes. - William Putnam Why? - Mark Kimes 'Cause he took them damn pills for years and they didn't work? - KS First, you denied Jim was a racist bigot... - Rod Swift That's because I see no evidence that he is one. - Ken Young That's because you have your sheet on backwards. - Karl Schneider The Bible is reality. - Ken Young Show me a four-legged grasshopper. - Preston Simpson Explain to me why I should. - Ken Young Because you just stated that the bible is reality, dimbulb. - God Dan And what makes you think that I'm white? - Preston Simpson Your posts have no rhythm. - Scott Taylor How many gods do you have? - Mike Melia [checking pockets] None at the moment. Why, are there some missing? - Richard Smith Do you have a crystal ball? - Mike Melia You're acting so butch, Mikey. Both of my `nads' are of the standard material. I understand that this might be a curiousity to you, being essentially ball-less yourself... - Richard Smith Do you have a magic wand? - Mike Melia You simply can't stop being homoerotic, can you, Mike? Just one, but it's connected to me, and NO, I won't let you play with it. - Richard Smith Do you anoint yourself with magic oils? - Mike Melia ROFLMGDAO! I have some Wesson in the cupboard, but while I like it, I hardly think it remarkable, let alone magical. And I NEVER rub oils on myself... it's not good for the skin and a real bitch to get off. Obviously, I'm not much on tanning. - Richard Smith Are you going to hex me? - Mike Melia Why, are you a metric nut? I thought you just a regular nut. - Richard Smith The only real difference I can see between your god and the pagan ones is that your god is much more bloodthirsty, Ken. - Sue Armstrong Every time I'm lulled by the liberal wing of the RCC, something like _Opus Dei_ or the recent asshole here who attempted to justify the Inquisition _in toto_ comes along and gives good reason why the RCC should never, ever, again have any influence whatsoever over a government. - Curtis Johnson 'Faith' is almost always, if not always, is an excuse not to use one's brains. - Curtis Johnson If we eat a large meal, then go outside and purposely throw it up, return to eat some more, some consider that a disorder that seeks pleasure for the sake of pleasure only - gluttony. Likewise, the same idea is applied to sex. Is there something inherently wrong with having sex but thwarting the possible consequences? The parallel here suggests that it is. - William Putnam (Having sex is the same as throwing up in the fundy world.) Oh goody! Moral superiority (a professional, yet) and long-distance psychoanalysis all in the same cassock! Such bargains are hard to find in our workaday world. . . . - Don Martin The Bible doesn't label stupidity a sin. Its writers depended on the stupidity of readers for the book to succeed. - Alan Hess Despite their many glaring flaws, I can at least credit the Roamin' Catholics with having very high academic standards for their clergy. While they may accept pedophiles, you can be sure they are literate, educated pedophiles. - J. J. Hitt I SUSPECT that many so called 'atheists' are actually more agnostic in the spectrum, and even in actual fear that the God believers may be right! - William Putnam (thinks there are no atheists.) I believe it is best to sift through the evil done and concentrate on the good the Church has done in the name of Christ. - Chris Vaillancourt (just ignore 99% of the Christian religion's history.) But we can't help sinning, Ken. - Preston Simpson I might be able to. What sin do you need help to do? - Scott Taylor Now, before departing and leaving you to the depredations of the Heathen hordes, I'll leave you with some words of wisdom my Grandfather uttered many a time: FUCK OFF YOU TAIG CUNT! - Scott Taylor Why don't you just stick your tongue up his cassock, you sychophantic lackwit. - Scott Taylor I do feel very sad that you will not open yourself to Christ. - Chris Vaillancourt The unwelcome mental image of Fr. Chris holding himself open to Christ is kinda disgusting, ain't it? - Mark Kimes We observe it every time some wacked-out 'believer' carries out a perceived mandate to, for example, shotgun a family-planning clinic and/or its employees. - Karl Schneider And we see the effects of believing in the Christian gods right here in HolySmoke. - Fredric Rice Hey, would you intercede and ask god to quit stealing socks outta my dryer? Can't he create his own flamin' socks? - ? Indeed, why is sex such a common feature of so many replies? - Chris Vaillancourt Because we're heathens. We get to enjoy sex. - David Worrell Hector fears death a lot less than you fear living. - Judith Bandsma (to William Putnam) Between the King-James-only fundies and the Catholics who are still having conniptions over vernacular masses, it would seem obvious (as if we couldn't tell from here) that there are a lot of theists who do *not* want to understand what their religion says. - Curtis Johnson BTW, congrats for arguing him in a corner so quickly. Do we give out prizes here for the length of time it take to hog-tie a fundy? We should. I see now that yours is the time to beat . . . - Richard Smith (to Don Martin.) Why not? And let's face it, there's not nearly enough dashing of children's heads against rocks these days either.... This world needs more xian love! - Scott Taylor Pah-RAISE JEEEEEEEEZUS! - Preston Simpson Jelly's a paranoid MPD, even his other personalities hate him.... - Scott Taylor Catholic girls were great, because once they gave in, they REALLY gave it their best shot... - Richard Smith The intelligent designer seemed to get something wrong when He made made it possible for people to think that they 'came from 'monkeys'! - Laurie Appleton (Creationist lunatic.) Well you are not a christian...but God still loves all losers! - J. B. Shaughnessy Oh I see and tell when when you finally gave your heart to Jesus! - J. B. Shaughnessy You try to witness to me, fuckchops, and I'll call on the demons in your head to halt your respirations and have them also cease blood flow to your diseased skull. - Joseph Voigt Mere demonic threats can do nothing but state the truth of who you are! Besides my angels are bigger than your demons anyway! hehehe! - J. B. Shaughnessy Hoyle could not POSSIBLY have gone into great detail about how fusion works, since it is only a hypothesis. - Laurie Appleton (A Christian Creationist, of course.) Go out and get Dr. Lehninger's Biochemistry Text. Learn something for a change. - Dr. Martin Goldberg If I did as you suggest however, then I would probably be just as brainwashed and confused as you seem to be already! - Laurie Appleton (A Christian Creationist, of course.) I would rather be a moron for Jesus that a moron alone in the world! - J. B. Shaughnessy Well, Christianity is right, so it doesn't have to make it look better than it is, like some religions. - Ken Young (See, since the Christianic death cult is 'right,' it doesn't matter how evil it has been and continues to be.) Your 'evidence' is about as useful as a box of condoms to the Pope on his birthday. - Martin Goldberg Do you always look for the worst in people. - J. B. Shaughnessy From the fundies, the worst is as good as it gets. - Don Martin Wow, where did you fellowship? That is not the Christianity I know. - Sue Michaud Obviously not. If you knew Christianity, you wouldn't be a Christian. - Fredric Rice What bothers me is that he, or others, won't allow themselves to succumb to Christ. - `Father' Chris Vaillancourt A sad statement. Do you suppose alcoholics are bothered by the fact that others don't 'succumb to' the bottle? - Mark Kimes It is demons that drive men to do what they do wheather in the name of God or what ever... - J. B. Shaughnessy It is daemons that drive servers to do what they do wether in the name of UNIX or what ever... - J. J. Hitt I want to be known as a moron - J. B. Shaughnessy Set your goals a bit higher. - Mark Kimes I do not have a religion I have a faith in Jesus the Christ... - J. B. Shaughnessy Redefining the problem won't get rid of it. - Lyndon Soerensen I've never heard of a real Catholic church with an unlisted number. - Ray Talley Why not? They have an unlisted god, don't they? - Dan Ceppa You believe in demons even if you have created them to exist only in my mind... - J. B. Shaughnessy (To Fredric Rice) If Satan does exist then I believe he is Santa Clause. You can all laugh at me and say I'm crazy, but that's what I believe. - Kano Vuong I'll see your god and raise you superior technology. - David Rice It makes me wonder what compression formula gawd used that enabled him/her/it to squeeze more stupidity into fundies than the rest of us. - Mark O'Neill The court found him mentally competent. Nothing to say about his state of mind. - Idiot Jim Staal Yep. Ignorance is measured in dollars these days. - Relatif Tuinn The Bible comes from God and a good portion of the Koran is stolen from it and then embellished by Mohammed. Mohammed invented Islam as a subsitute religion for the Christianity brought by the hated Crusaders and the Jews. - Jim Staal (Promise Keeper bigot telling us everything he knows about the origin of his cult.) They stole it from the Bible. BTW, nothing predates the Bible. - Jim Staal, March 1998 Seems like your god only makes friends with those that are blind to reality. - Dan Ceppa Nope, a 30/06 does them in quite nicely, just as education takes out that god of yours. - Dan Ceppa It is not a mistake to spell wrong it is simply spelling words wrong... - J. B. Shaughnessy ...and actually felt my spirit leaving my body. - J. B. Shaughnessy Go toward the light, Carol Ann . . . - Richard Smith I was attacked by many demonic spirits... - J. B. Shaughnessy Too many enchiladas for dinner, Mon . . . - Richard Smith The Spiritual environment is alive with demonic spirits. - J. B. Shaughnessy I am a Christian! - J. B. Shaughnessy Well, that is perfectly obvious, from your deluded rants. - Karl Schneider Jesus loves you! - J. B. Shaughnessy Howcome he never sends chocolates? - Jan Deboer That is what I look forward to the most, after death..is being able to be one on one with God. - Annette spence (1-900-GOD-LUST) I was looking at the wheelchair entrance to a Christian Science church. - J. J. Hitt Thank you! I am an idiot for Jesus!! - J. B. Shaughnessy As if Jesus needed any more. - Fredric Rice Thank you! I am an idiot for Jesus!! - J. B. Shaughnessy I think Jesus himself needs to be saved from the likes of you. - J. J. Hitt A dolt for Jesus! AM I! - J. B. Shaughnessy Kick it in the head again. It thinks it's Yoda. - J. J. Hitt Nobody ever said that the flood was caused by rainfall, even if it was supposed to rain for forty days and forty nights. - Laurie Appleton (A Christian Creationist nut.) ...to them, `persecution' is simply not being able to be in your face 100% of the time. - Curtis Johnson I know a story of a man in hell wishing he had listened to the Christians - J. B. Shaughnessy I know a story of a man in Oz wishing he had a brain. - Richard Smith That was the beauty of ambulance work, especially midnights. You got to see all kinds of human stupidity that no one would believe. - Dave Hamilton Well you are well and truly indoctrinated in the old germ theory aren't you? - Laurie Appleton (Christian Creationist) Nor am I surprised that tongues speakers have no idea of what they were supposed to be saying afterward. Smacks of demon possession, doesn't it? - Curtis Johnson Ok...Fred I have now read three or maybe four of your post with your, subtle but clearly subliminal `we both know don't we' tactics... I saw it from the start and I will no doubt see them again... Are you aware that you are purposely writting them that way as if to lure me in??? - J. B. Shaughnessy (LOVE IT!) Well, mouth? - Fredric Rice Mouth??? Thank you!!! It is an honor to be called as a part of the body of Christ. - J. B. Shaughnessy What crawled up your butt and died? - J. B. Shaughnessy CHRIST IS THE ANSWER. - J. J. Hitt Can't we just debate the issues, and -steer clear of the name-calling, etc.? - Bob Eyer That's fine by me. What would you like to discuss, asshole? - J. J. Hitt Bend over, Bob. You've demonstrated an inability to take a joke. Now you have to take the cure. - Mark Kimes What crawled up your butt and died? - J. B. Shaughnessy CHRIST IS THE ANSWER. Seems to me, this adds a new meaning to the words `religious tract.' Not to mention `Biblical passage.' - J. J. Hitt Your god is the world's most prolific abortionist. Now, run along and shoot your god in the back. - Dan Ceppa I thought you were the leader by then again your statement are a reflection of Fred Rice again...so never mind you are not a mind of your own... - J. B. Shaughnessy (This is your brain on religion.) You and your holy book were made for each other - both liars! - Jan Deboer (To J. B. Shaughnessy about `mustard trees.') This is NOT Spam, this is a call-to-arms for G-d's People. - George Pope (Cultist can't even spell his own god's job title.) I upset most xtian type men. I don't know why. I upset their wives too, but not as badly. That seems to upset the men even more. Somehow, I would think that the compassionate inquiry about what emotional trauma destroyed their manhood would be soothing, rather than upsetting. - Katherine Wintersnight You know, Belial, Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub, the father of lies. - Idiot Jim Staal Jimson sure has a rich fantasy life about his dad, doesn't he? - Richard Smith So typical to blame every Christian for the madness of one human. - J. B. Shaughnessy Yeah, Paul. - Dave Hamilton Unnatural means highly processed drinks - even homoginized and pasturized milk. - Laurie Appleton (Christian Creationist) The bible proves nothing. The bible is a book that says `Hello, this is a lie,' and despite that statement being a paradox, it's quite true. - Per Edman I hate to break the news to you, but there are also living things at higher latitudes. - Curtis Johnson Don't tell me you believe in UFOs or some such things? - Laurie Appleton (He's a Christian Creationist. Who wooda known?) Christianity is not religion - J. B. Shaughnessy We know. It's a con game, but it takes better thatn pathetic liars like you to reel in the suckers. - Jan Deboer Take a valium, Joe. You'll feel better. - John Mann Fuck the Holy Spirit in the ass, John. You'll feel better. - Joseph Voigt Does the Easter Bunny have a birth certificate? No. Does the Son of God have a birth certificate? Yes. - Chuck Slotter (He never did find this `birth certificate' of his. Surprising, huh?) Nope. My `raving' days are over. I'm basically a diseased pariah redeemed by the precious blood of the lamb slain from the foundation of the world. - Steve Asher (Flying Saucer Xian lunatic) Are you going to nail yourself to a cross or go Postal? BTW, the belief that the earth is held up by elephants and turtles has long been discarded. - Dan Ceppa Come to think of it, Bill Wolff hasn't paid us a visit in a long time. - Fredric Rice Yeah... I miss the sound of knuckles dragging... - Richard Smith Come on admit it. You're Ken Young and you've stolen Alan Presley's brain, right? - Karl Schneider (To Chuck Slotter) You have presented a tale of mythical proportions that would make stories about unicorns seem tame. - Martin Goldberg (to William Putnam) Religious hysteria is only proof of religious hysteria, not of god...Try again Willie, I doubt that anyone is convinced... - XXXX All you've really given us is fake saint's blood (`Here for a limited time Only! By the Pint or the Quart!') Wine that turns into blood, with an entree of godburger (`Ya want Friars wid dat?') And a Indian who brings roses to the local christian religious overlord... Now you topped it with a girl who hallucinates, and a girl who bleeds all over the place... This is gross Willie, are the only `miracles' you can come up with full of blood and hysteria? - XXXX Five. One to change the bulb and 4 to lobby congress that the bulb was lit from the moment of the first screw. - Marty Leipzig Look at what Christianity had done to you. - Fredric Rice THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!! We are all assholes (pseudo-name). My help comes Jesus Christ! - J. B. Shaughnessy Quick! Go dig a deep hole in your yard! Bend over! Can you hear the tortured screams of those in hell, you fucking moron? - Richard Smith (To Daniel Wilks) There are no teachers in Kansas? - Richard Smith (to Matt Myers) Just reading around and I am in shock. - Peaches Actually, it sounds more like brain death, just from observation. - Richard Smith She got Crowd Pleaser [TM], five pounds of dangling fury.* Don't be alarmed if she doesn't write back right away, Vic. She's probably still feeling aftershocks . . . [G] - Richard Smith How about scraping up some evidence for your god? - Martin Goldberg If he did, it'd probably come from under his testicles - Marty Leipzig I never dumbed down to believe what I believe. - Chuck Slotter On your death bed, you may have other thoughts, Danny boy. - William Putnam Mine will probably be `Yes. I'd sure like another vodka and tonic.' - Marty Leipzig Just because the future is known, does not mean that people aren't deciding what their future will be, on their own. - Ken Young And, I am sure it will not be thoughts about vodka and tonic. - William Putnam Possibly bemoaning that a final drink isn't covered as a medical expense by most insurance carriers. - Lynda Bustilloz You are worse off the Fredric, not knowing what a debunking is if it were to rare up and bite you! - William Putnam You make Staal look like an English Major. - Dan Ceppa You choose...the great thing about it is that he does not exist whether we believe or not he exists for ever. - J. B. Shaughnessy In fact, many unmarried couples about ready to divorce became Christians and it saved their marriages. - Joanne Johnson Most Christians do not consider birth control to be wrong. The only ones I can think of are Catholics, and since I only consider born againers to be Christians, that wouldn't include Catholics. - Ken Young (_This_ is what happens to Christian's brains.) Well, since I have no control over a decision to violate the vial of the specimen of St. Januarius, we are them at a stand-still. - William Putnam Scientists and other educated critical-thinkers believe they are observing thixotrophy. Ignorant and uneducated people that don't even know what thixotrophy is, think they are observing a miracle. That's your stand-still. - Dave Hamilton Where does your church get more of its support, Bill? From the scientific community or from the 98% of the world's population who don't know how a light bulb works? - Dave Hamilton I think the Gettysburg address was written by the train conductor in which Abraham is alleged to have ridden on on the way to give that speech. - William Putnam (No, we're not surprised.) Therefore the criteria must be 'begotten, not made, of the same substance as the Father, God and very God'. - (Some idiot moron) And what is this `substance?' - Martin Goldberg It's an unstable isotope of Unobtainium; the one with a negative half-life; so it disappears before it exists. - Marty Leipzig They BBQ'ed this monstrosity for 3 days, but, sadly, I didn't get the eyes. - Marty Leipzig Did you know Staal was a KamiKaze? Flew 80 missions. - Marty Leipzig It was an area of lovely tropical carbonate shallow shelves, with all sorts of cute trilobites nibbling at the alga and diatoms washed in the clear, blue gentle surf; as they watched for the dreaded _Dinichthys_. - Marty Leipzig Not a good example. Did the ancient Greeks even consider it a miracle, or simply an act of Thor? - William Putnam Real evidence can be expressed in figures, Hal. The only figures most religions have available is a body count. - JOHN MUSSELWHITE Staal's god invented the first ever 'Mr. Microphone.' - Fredric Rice 'Hey, good lookin'! We'll be by to rapture you later!' - S. Quarrella Doesn't matter what the ailment. Some people have terminal mental disorders (they want to off themselves) The answer is the same: Jesus. - Jim Staal That's why Jesus has come back in the form of St. Kavorkian! - ? Who are these 'Liberals'? - Relatif Tuinn Children of the Devil. - Andrew Cummins You called it the 'bullshit works of Mohammed.' - God Dan And you sir, are a non-copulating liar. Go back and read it again. - Idiot Jim Staal ijs> The Bible is the Word of God. The Talmud may be, ijs> but the Koran is bulls**t word of Mohammed. - Idiot Jim Staal Woops! It is time to complete my income taxes, do some - William Putnam Let's hope you don't evade the IRS as well as you evade the tough questions posed to you in this conference. - Steve Quarrella Name calling, eh? Liar? What meanings do you have for 'gook' and 'spic'? For me: gooks=people from Asia. spic=hispanics. Where does the bigotry come in? - Idiot Jim Staal According to his timetable, on March 25, God will make an announcement of His arrival, which can be seen by tuning into Channel 18 on any television set in the world. Then, on March 31, God will - Steve Quarrella I just turned on channel 18. If you turn your head sideways and squint real hard, you can kinda make out the outline of a goat. - Karl Schneider Where's that evidence for a `Jesus Christ' you claimed to have, nut? You didn't give it to Jimmy Hoffa for safe keeping, did you? - Fredric Rice (to John Mann) Baylor University should be enough to empty the heads of the offenders. They used to cut them off, now they just make them into good ole suth'rn baptists. - Martin Goldberg Hey! Grand Rapids Christian High School, class of '65. - ? And the price was? - Marty Leipzig One brain. - Martin Goldberg Black immigrants from much more disadvantaged backgrounds perform much better than native American blacks. - Andrew Cummins (PHIL) What the hell are 'native American blacks?' - Karl Schneider My spelling checker choked on the word 'Jimbo' in the previous message. It offered up `bimbo' as a replacement. And they say there's no such thing as artificial intelligence. - DAVID WORRELL Anything to avoid an embarrassing question. - Fredric Rice He's been waffling so much that IHOP is going out of business. - God Dan You are worse off the Fredric, not knowing what a debunking is if it were to rare up and bite you! - William Putnam You make Staal look like an English Major. - Dan Ceppa [rotfl] Sheesh. That guy spins faster than a top. - Relatif Tuinn (Talking about Idiot Jim Staal) What score did you get on which IQ test? - Marilyn B. I took a self test and got 148. Not that it's accurate, but it does give you some idea. - Alan Presley Hindus don't get divorced because the husbands would beat or kill their wives. Often, the mother-in-laws kill the wives. - Ken Young It's an interesting phenomena. After people like you get their heads cut off for them, you guys still manage to crawl back to your own pool of blood. I guess that's to be expected when people like you have -- like your reptile ancestors before you -- their brain in their ass. - Fredric Rice Ok, whatever you say. So long as the paperwork is routed through the proper department. You know. Cassini's division. - Lyndon Soerensen How tall would you say Jesus was? I'm willing to bet he wasn't a fat man. - Andrew Ziem Of course he isn't really fat. That's how he can come down into everyone's chimneys and leave presents behind. - Dan Ceppa Man doyou need to chill out , if you have problems please dont take these out on other ppl , and where do you get of reading mail that isnt even addressed for you - 'Barton Chip' (In the echo) How tall would you say Jesus was? - Andrew Ziem Before or after Calvary? - Marty Leipzig 'With Tupperware [tm], I _AM_ my brother's keeper . . . ' -- Cain's first commercial endorsement . . . (Richard Smith?) Up the voltage, Jimbo. - Marty Leipzig (To homophobe Jim Staal) We'll have to call him Bojimbles, he dunces so well. - Curtis Johnson Most the Dutch women I associate with have a sense of humor - Jim Staal At 30 guilders an hour, they better. Then again, seeing who their John is . . . of course they do . . . - Richard Smith My child hood hero was (still is) Liberace and my adult heros were Elton John and Barry Manilow. - Jim Staal You need to get out more, H.A.L. Open the Pod Bay Doors, won't you? - Richard Smith (to 'Hal White' aka Bob Eyer aka Bob Hyde aka others) Bullshit. If Slimeball Swaggart hadn't been caught 'red-handed' (to use your term) do you *actually* think his 'conscience' would have prompted a 'confession'? - Karl Schneider Try this one on for size.. Perhaps he WANTED to get caught. Just maybe, the whole scandal never even happened. - Ken Young Then I said, 'Why don't you just put down 'erection'?' She replied, 'What does *that* mean?' - Katherine Wintersnight I would have told her 'That's when Chineese-Americans vote every fourth year in November. Erection.' - David Rice Most fundies that show up here are merely laughable. - Curtis Johnson Which is one thing we could thank God for, if we could only find It... - Hector Plasmic Scientific experiments and various extrapolation methods tell me that the earth is young. Nothing to do with any religious anything. - Some unknown frothing Creationist nut ICR: Institute of Credulous Retards. - David Rice I believe that all bosses and employers should be able to fire a homosexual for being gay. However, I also believe they should be able to fire people for the color of their skin. - Ken Young Phuck, man --- we live in California. We're no strangers to living in a foreign country. - David Rice If I move to Auzyland maybe I'll put up a Crime Syndicate of Scientology web site so enturbulating I'll make Hubbard rise from Hell. - David Rice You may feast your eyes> on the future Mrs Darryl Gonzalez at http://www.members.tripod.com/~DJGONZA/darjan.jpg - KW I just had to go there one more time, just for the laugh. Oh, MAN, look at those teeth. Call a dentist, it's a fucking emergency! - Steve Quarrella When one enters Orange County (California), one must present, at the county line, proof of one's membership in the Republican Party. I have to smuggle myself in and out. - David Rice My childhood hero was Wonder Woman. For both obvious reasons. - David Rice 'Oh, you're a holliday, James! Oooo, such a holiday!' - David Rice (Abount Jim Staal's gay heros) There comes a point in every tyrany where the police no longer feel the need to justify their excesses. - David Rice Now all you have to do is figure out why your heart isn't big enough to accept those who do reprehensible things, and ask yourself how you can have such a strong aversion to so designating them that you are willing to turn your back on the one Commandment that Christ said was the one that rules supreme: Love your neighbor as yourself. - Marilyn Burge Stuff it, crone. - Jim Staal (his response is very telling, huh?) And the last time I tried high ascii from my system it came out looking like a fried cat. - JUDITH BANDSMA In fact, it's amazing that no one has the brains enough, knowing what I post about, to figure out what exactly I am talking about. - Ken Young The blow to the head wasn't hard enough to make me believe in god, though. Not to worry! - David Rice A person who does not have sex is neither het nor bi nor homo. He is non. - Jim Staal (Further amazing insights to come.) The mind can convince the body it is anything and given time the body will assimilate those traits and write them into its genetics like a log book. - White Wolf This Lamarkian crap has been refuted (i.e. found to be false) over 100 years ago. Ever hear of the twentieth century?! - David Rice It wasn't me. It was the one armed bible. - Relatif Tuinn Cut the sarcasm please David and give me a straight answer - Bob Hyde ROFL. I look like David????? Oh dear. And David thought he already had problems. - JUDITH BANDSMA You see, here we don't have to be polite to you because you have delusions and call them god(s). We don't have to... and don't... give you any more respect than you earn. And you are going to take a LONG, LONG time getting out of the minus column. - JUDITH BANDSMA (to 'BOB HYDE') The activity of a particular group of nuns (which finds no support in the teachings of Jesus Christ) cannot be posited as evidence for what 'real' Christianity does to people. - Bob Hyde (They weren't _real_ Christian nuns tortureing children, you see.) I suppose I can be thankful Lyndelle didn't use the zoom lense. - DR Uh... is that the one she sent me? (G) - JUDITH BANDSMA Aw shit. How much do you want for the negative?! Remember that the water was ice cold, thus the massive shrinkage. Honest! - David Rice Do you believe that the Kama Sutra should be depicted in courtrooms? - Dan Ceppa It shouldn't be depicted, but it should be allowed to be depicted. - Ken Young (More amazing insights to come, I'm sure.) Free hot dogs. - Marty Leipzig The last thing any of us need is another limp, over boiled weenie. - Katherine Wintersnight I see you have read the recipe for Packwood stew. - Dan Ceppa While my religious beliefs say that homosexuality is wrong, I would feel the same way even if I was not a Christian. - Homophobe Ken Young I suspect that what Kenny is saying is closer to the truth than even he realizes. I strongly suspect that these Neanderthals pick the religion that will reinforce their already-existing biases. That saves them the trouble of having to take serious inventory of their bigotries and actually do some psychical digging in order to rearrange their thinking in a major way. - Marilyn Burge Notice there's no 'Bible for Dummies?' Way too redundant. - Marty Leipzig As you would expect, that lack of evidence leads to some disasterous choices. Randomly, you'd expect that on a globe of some 5 trillion people.... - Day Brown (Telling us the Earth's population) Even though America's legal system comes from the Bible? - Ken Young Do you realize how INSANE that claim is?!?!? - David Rice No, I don't realize that. - Ken Young Knock yourself out, but it would be as meaningless to me as an earth that is 'billions and billions' of years old. - Jim Staal In reference to my reading comprehension, is not your mother-inlaw your mother? or your father-inlaw your father? You're splitting hairs. - Gary Hall (He a road's schooler) Which pant leg depends upon the mood I'm in. If I'm feeling very liberal that day, it goes down the left side. If in a moderate mood, I just unzip. If I am particularly pissed at 'the liberals' I pick the right pant leg. It's just my little way of protesting. - David Rice Yes, Jelly, I am an atheist. - Marty Leipzig Then you are inflicted with beliefs. Quite dangerous ones, in fact. - Ken Young (Try to figure _that_ freakish comment out. I dare you.) How he found the airport in Oz is the biggest of them all. - KARL SCHNEIDER His mother pinned a note to his shirt saying 'Dear Cab Driver: Deliver this idiot to the airport. Thank you.' - David Rice What you fail to realize is that even you guys will be in for it, when everything the Illuminatit wants is in place. - Ken Young Ken Young will appear to be much brighter once he's dead. At least he will provide a few scavengers a hearty meal. - David Rice Someone may, however, be in trouble with the SPCA. - Karl Schneider There was no contradiction in what I said. My belief system is the same as the true moral belief system. After all, you cannot get more accurate than right-wing, born again Christianity. - Ken Young One wonders if David Duke knows what has become of his bastard. - Luke Clark I hadn't realized that the Fundy Two-Step was almost a tango. - Richard Smith After a short gap in my fortunes I'm happy to say I'm back. I hope there are some not too charred remains for me to sink my canines into - Relatif Tuinn 'Everything has a natural explanation. The moon is not a god but a great rock and the sun a hot rock.' - Anaxagorus, c475 BCE Somehow I get this image of a Fundy graveyard where the ones that promise us evidence of their claims crawl to and die. There must be dozens of fundies whos bones are laying out in the harsh sun, picked clean by buzzards, bleached white. Nothing else explains where they've gone. - David Rice The freakish cultists among us like to pretend the majority of the United States is comprised of 'Satanists.' That way they can excuse the fact that Christianity doesn't work. - Fredric Rice Meanwhile, true Christianity is about love, peace, liberty, and justice. - Ken Young Unfortunately, the millions of people Christians have butchered, enslaved, alienated, and hated are not around to refute your false claim. - David Rice What is a Hopi nation? - JITENDER SAAN All one-legged. - David Rice There may be a problem, though. The lobsters used to live some 3000 miles away and at higher latitute. Goddess only knows what they think of living in California. - David Rice Everything in this world had to be created. We are in a very limited world, after all. God didn't have to be created, because he is the Creator. All things needed a beginning. And God is that beginning. He is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. - Ken Young I count five self-contradictions. Is that a record in one paragraph? - Richard Smith I converted a picture of David Koreth: now I have a screen Savior. - David Rice 'Thou shalt not suffer a Fundamentalist Christian to live.' - David Rice Religion? Hardly! Though I have been told that the ETs religion IS the physical laws of the universe. (This was told to me by a multiple abductee, brother of my late room-mate, who witnessed several of his abductions, and was also abducted herself several times.) - Ivy Iverson (From the SKEPTIC echo) Go to your local library and check out a book on the physics of magnetitism. - Ivy Iverson Is that a study of what holds Dolly Parton's mammaries up? - Karl Schneider (From the SKEPTIC echo) Hiya Steve-o . . . how would it be hangin' if it existed? - Richard Smith (to Steve Asher, flying saucer fundy) What's that matter, Stevie? Didn't you get your weekly abduction by a UFO this week? - Dan Ceppa (To Steve Asher, flying saucer fundy) Maybe you will make it to next year's Dragonfest :) - ? It might be the last. There certainly won't be any during the millennial reign of Christ, as the 'dragon' will be bound for the duration. - Steve Asher (Asher disappears in 2 years tops.) WHEN Steve gets his feed cut for quote-altering, I'm going to INSIST that the cut be made through his Medulla Oblongata...... :-) - Sean McCullough It's amazing how much theists wish they were petty gods. - David Rice Nor would we be so dishonest as to do so. Lying about one's religion is a fundy practice. - Richard Smith You are a good, true christian (no evidence except patting your own back - Jitender My beliefs are my evidence. - Ken Young I thought you wanted all Christians to be dead. - Ken Young The world is several billion years old - Jitender I never saw any evidence, and I challenge you to find some. - Ken Young The accuracy of radiometric dating is not really critically dependent of the rate of decay of radioactive substances at all, anyway. - Laurie Appleton Back in 1967, electricity flowed backwards, too (+ to -). In 1969 I found that it actually flows from - to +, and still does, AFAIK. - Steve Asherk (Flying Saucer Conspiracy Fundy Nut) My, how science flip-flops. Billions of years? I wonder how that will change in the next millenium. - Jim Staal Try reading a physics book some time. - Dan Ceppa For the purpose of? - Jim Staal Actually learning something for once in your life, you moron. - Dan B-b-b-ut I have no interest in such things. - Jim Staal Your own words will come back to bite you in the ass... as all the rest are doing. - JUDITH BANDSMA Show evidence or get fucked, filthy liar. - Steve Asher An alcoholic doesn't even need to drink at all. - Jim Staal But you yourself has said that not everyone is chosen. What happens if one of the not-chosen repents and believes? - Sue Alexander He can't. If a person repents and believes, it is obvious he is one of the chosen ones. - Jim Staal How very convenient. If someone converts, obviously they have been chosen but did not know it yet. If someone drops away, obviously they were not chosen to begin with. - Sue Alexander Exactly. - Jim Staal How in the world can you keep all of this nonsense straight? - SA Don't have to. God does it. - Jim Staal It boils down to 'I'm right because I say so' which _IS_ pure arrogance. - Jan Deboer Not at all. It is 'the Bible is right because it says so.' - Jim Staal 'Bible is right because the bible says it is right,' as you say above, _which is nothing more than 'I say the bible is right.'_ Circularity breeds nothing at all. - Hector Plasmic Oh, I never said for a minute that it wsn't circular reasoning. But it works for me. - Jim Staal He was a fuckwit, and had no fucks. - Steve Asher Leave the clever word games to adults, idiot child. - Karl Schneider But then it doesn't take much practice to sink the Christian apologists that float in here. Their beliefs do not hold water. - David Rice Translation: 'A direct hit, captain!' - David Rice We all know what Staal's position on gays is. - Martin Goldberg Face down. - David Rice There ya go folks... Just WHOSE ass is being bounced around here...? YOU'RE the ones being told to SHUT UP...! - Samuel Lee Actually, I was referring to the fact that the moon is quite literally covered with impact craters, while the earth is not. - Jim Staal Yes it is. It's just that there's grass and trees and roads and houses and water on top of them. - PER EDMAN Yeah. Right. Where is the documented evidence they existed prior to the 20th century? - Jim Staal Nah. Interesting to think, however, that men once walked around the earth without eyes, before they evolved into seeing beings. - Jim Staal [Why] do you hate facts so much? - Patrick Ford '[Why]' indeed! The truth is just the opposite. - Laurie Appleton Beats me, but the question is irrelevant. Either way, I have no desire to argue evolution vs creation/Creator. I will leave that up to those more knowledgeable on the subject like Laurie. - Jim Staal (Talking about Laurie Appleton.) That's all it takes to debunk every one of your quotes. Instant asshole: just add context. - Dave Hamilton (to Laurie Appleton) Would you condone this argument if it were made by a burglar who shot a cop? - Sally Springett Only if the cop shot first. - Ken Young Jelly THIS IS THE FINAL CALL FOR THE 8:10 COMET SPECIAL TO VENUS, MARS, AND CASSIEOPIEAAAAAAAA WITH STOPS IN DEVIL'S DEN WYOMING AND XARAGMATA XROSSING ALL ABBOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDDDD - Martin Goldberg - (to Flying Saucer Conspiracy nut Steve Asher) Americans are bunch of idiots and would not of gone far if they didn't stoled Canadian Smartest and other countries and make sure we are no super power. - Anonymous Lordlmp moron As it stands, the only water there is what's on Appleton's brain. With a cranial capacity of 1200 cm^3, that appears to be a potential total of 1.199999+ liters of water there. Unless, off course, the other theory that states that it's solid concrete proves to be correct. Current core drilling has tended to demonstrate that the later theory may be more viable. Broken drilling bits do support that version. - Dan Ceppa And then there is Klinton's executive order he signed, that hands over the U.S. military to the UN. - Ken Young Jelly Like I tell my daughters: 'Assume everyone you meet to be a total and complete idiot. In the VAST> majority of cases, you'll be correct. When in that rare case you're not, you'll be pleasantly surprised.' - Marty Leipzig That's funny: I tell your daughters the same thing. - David Rice What does 'Creation ex nihilo' mean, Laurie? Bear in mind your repeated claim that 'nothing comes from nothing.' - JD It means that unless you have God in the picture you are completely stuck! - Laurie Appleton If you think Dave is a Creationist, your only knowledge of Uranus is due to the placement of your head. - (Jim Staal, I think) What man-made evil has not been solved by violence? - David Rice Too easy: religion. - MARTY LEIPZIG So you say your omni benevolent god punishes billions of people for the crime of 2 people, supposedly 6000 years ago? - nemesis He punishes mankind for what man did. Too hard of a concept to figure out? - Ken Young Jelly I think what you need is an injection to your rectum of a good enema to cleanse your bowels of all that excess excrement you're carrying. - Jack Seargent Say, Fredric, this guy REALLY REALLY likes you! We haven't had such gushy feelings expressed here since that whole Warner fiasco. - Richard Smith I'd take Aphrodite over Jesus any day. - David Rice Jesus must be in jail; that's where everyone seems to find him. - David Rice Anyhow, don't worry. I can understand how those few neutrons in your head made you jump to such incorrect counter-argument. Very amusing. - GEORGE JIRI OPLETAL (neutrons?) I fail to see how this could account for a several thousand meter thick limestone strata in 4000 years. Can you give me more details? - MS This is the substance of what we call plagues of mice, or of locusts or other things. - Laurie Appleton (Amazing, huh?) There is no possible way any person could attain even a smattering of science and remain a creationist. The first thing that would happen to him would be the realisation that creationists like Gish and Roberson have been lying about what science teaches. - Patrick Ford What _does_ make those vanes, black on one side and silver on the other, spin around under a light, eh - Jan Deboer Isn't it because the black colour absords light and thus is attracted to the light? - Laurie Appleton So this is the sort of idiocy you want taught in schools as `balanced treatment' science, huh? - Patrick Ford Faith is the evidence of things unseen - Joyce Meyer 28/Aug/98 This is actually Hebrews 11:1. Affectionately known in HolySmoke as 'The Proof of StarGoat's existence.' - Sean McCullough For some reason, Fred Rice scares the living shit out of Steve Asher. It shows in all his posts. - JUDITH BANDSMA I've met Fred. He's about as scary as a stuffed bear. (Did I say that right, Freddy?) Of course, some people could think that liking garlic and spinach pizza is a bit over the top. [G] - JUDITH BANDSMA How dare you besmerch... um, the truth? [giggle] I was on my best behavior and had taken steps to limit the severity of my personal appearance least you reconsider getting into the car with me. }:-} - Fredric Rice to JUDITH BANDSMA Truth be told, when I'm not careful, police officers instinctively reach for their service revolvers when they first catch a glimpse of me. Women pushing baby carriages quickly gather up their kid, clutch it to their breast, and with eyes wide scream in shakey voices, 'you keep away! You keep away from my baby!' - Fredric Rice What he was stating was that by making a choice your body will edit its genetics like a mark from God. This is really caused by the awakening of certain hormones by self enticed delusions of being homosexual or even bisexual. The mind can convince the body it is anything and given time the body will assimilate those traits and write them into its genetics like a log book. - WHITE WOLF (Lamarkian crap still believed by Creationists) Does anybody live in Manotick - LORDLMP No: they have all been butchered by Christians. - David Rice People can't begin to fathom the mind of God. However, anyone who reads and believes the Bible, can know of the mind of God. - J Staal Your Clintons buddy you and the blacks and Jews,without the grey race garbage like you filling in the cracks in sure Clinton and all the sataniac Jews in power wouldnt be there in Washington - Jim Dagon (Contemporary Christianity?) Paul was _not_ a Catholic idiot. Paul was a Christian. - Jim Staal Dunno. Drill down, and see how far you get before you melt. - Per Edman (I think) They have tried that in Russia, as I understand it, and they did NOT find that! Although it has been claimed that the drilling tool suddently broke through in some empty cavern and loud screaming and wailing noises were heard. Some thought HELL must be down there! - Laurie Appleton 'If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.' --W. S. Burroughs, 'Words of advice for young people' yeah. i remember all those Bhuddist monks who burned themselves back in the early '70's. hah. i look at them and laugh. i just read where some moron burned himself in regards to the recent terrorist arrest. Ha!. A little prelude to the real thing. - Jim Staal HolySmoke is the only forum -- outside of an asylum, ironically enough -- where he can get the help he needs. - Fredric Rice Is Dr. Gish a reliable source of information? - David Flechard Very much so! Why do you ask? - Laurie Appleton Jehova's Windowless -- I was passing one under construction and noticed it was completely without windows. I can't recall ever seeing one that did have windows (the glass kind, not the Microshaft kind). Anyone know why? - jjhitt Natural sunlight causes them to burst into flames? - Fredric Rice You are dead because you could not give up your chosen homosexual lifestyle. God gave you free will and you chose to mire yourself in sin, lying with other men which is an abomination to god. You will surely not enter the kingdom of heaven as it is clearly stated in Revelations that the sexually impure (homos) will not enter God's kingdom. - (to Johnny Vee, may he rest in peace.) Unless homosexuals repent and give up their lifestyle of sin, they will be cast into the lake of fire. - Trent Hall When anyone has their total consciousness consumed with fighting the evils of homosexuality while ignoring real evil which has real victims, I think the enemy they are fighting is within themselves. - Patrick Ford Isn't that one of the most obvious problems with religions? They introduce some kind of higher power that can always forgive the followers their deeds. It is not too far from this step to the final one where fanaticism replaces the conscience, then you become a fundy. - Jitender You're as stupid as ever. - Alec Grynspan At least one of us is! - Laurie Appleton Mithraism, a very popular religion with the Greco-Roman populous at the time that predated Christianity,... - JOSHUA LEE Plagiarism, I am sure, on the part of the Greeks. - Jim Staal So tell us the REASON for the creation of dinosaurs? - DC Seems like they would have been most useful in keeping the herbage of the world under control as well as being useful to mankind as a very versatile heavy equipment machine! - Laurie Appleton If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - Jack Abendroth However the inability to interbreed does not necessarily mean that two animals are different species when they are clearly alike. - Laurie Appleton (Explaining his knowledge of simple biology) What I find more difficult to follow is claim that the whole universe is also revolving as well, since there is, by definition, no reference point OUTSIDE of the Universe by which to observe such a rotation. - Laurie Appleton (Explaining his knowledge of simple astronomy) While bigotry and racism should never be looked upon fondly, I see nothing really all that wrong with a form of seperatism, just as long as both sides still have equal liberties. - Ken Young yeah, I saw my garbage dude going through my trash a few weeks ago and pocketed two items. I called and bitched, but never got a response. - Jim Staal Calling a spade, a spade is racism? - Jim Staal (Racist homophobe) You really know how to dig yourself in deeper. - Curtis Johnson (Note the pun!) The best 'evidence' I can offer for God[sic] is found in His[sic] word, the Bible. You are free to accept it or reject it. - Steve Asher The best evidence I can offer for warewoves is found in his word, the Cycle of the Warewolve. You are free to accept it or reject it. As you can see, Steve, your delusional fantasies are easilly debunked. Sorry about that but really it was for your own good. You'll thank me for it later. - Fredric Rice Does the moon have gravity? - Jim Staal (22 Nov 98) A charcoal mask does absolutely nothing for the wearer when shooting the new paints, even the enamels with hardeners. No wonder you are so brain dead. - Dan Ceppa (To Jim Staal) Hello All! I am asking for prayer for my mom to receive her stuff that she left at my brothers place and to make sure that she get's it before fri nov 13/1998. the devil is interfearing with this problem.. - Anonymous SAMSON Have you always had these delusions of grandeur, or did you recently take a blow to the head? - DAVID WORRELL One cannot have a citizenry believe the Bible is inerrant, or even broadly 'true,' and expect the citizenry to be able to think rationally. Let alone take responsibility for their own actions. - David Rice Dick Jesus before he dicks you. - Martin Goldberg That's pretty much how I look at it. I don't want Jesus in me. Eeeeewww! - Richard Smith You're soaking in him right now. - Martin Goldberg Where do you get the 'woman hater' stuff? It is in the Bible. Isaiah 54:6 - Jim Staal Nah, 28 years of manual labor got me into this fix. - Jim Staal I thought it was the booze, drugs, occult beliefs, and addiction to Mountain Dew. - David Rice We call it growing up, and the process is identical. - DAVE HAMILTON One never out grows his need for God. God never grows old on you. - Jim Staal Wrong, Jimbo. God doesn't grow old for the very same reason Santa doesn't grow old. It's because you and the boys in Never-Never Land have ever taken the time to grown up. - Dan Ceppa Could it be a 'punishment from God' then? - Laurie Appleton Could it be uneven heating of the Earth's surface, you ignorant buttfuck? - Fredric Rice Why should a scientific explanation be preferred over the Biblical one? - George Pope Because it applies reasoning. - Per Edman This does not explain why 'reasoning' should have any special value. - George Pope Because sometimes handicaps are gifts from God. As I consider mine to be, overall. - George Pope Oh yeah, that one sold me. - Richard Smith FUCK YOU ATHEIST! WHEN I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'LL DRIVE A PITCHFORK THROUGH THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS, YOU ARROGANT PIG! THE GOD OF ABRAHAM DOES NOT STRIKE YOU BY LIGHTENING. SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ATHEIST ANCIENT GREECE BOOK OF FALSE GODS, AND WAKE UP. WHEN YOU DIE, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, AND ARE GOING TO PERMANENTLY SUFFER DOWN THERE. AND I'LL BE LAUGHING AT ALL THE ATHEIST BASTARDS IN THIS ECHO, WHEN I'M UP IN HEAVEN. THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF HELL, JUST A WAY IN. AND THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE HEADED! OH I SEE. ALABAMA? YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. EVERYONE FROM THE SOUTH IS GUILTY OF INCEST. I GUESS THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! THE TERMINAL BBS? OH, I UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE TERMANILLY RETARTED, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF INCEST! HAVE A NICE DAY, LOSER BOY. - Christopher Calabrese I'm not saying this IS the how and why of the Holocaust, since I do not know the mind of God beyond what He has revealed to all men via the Bible (66 book Christian canon). I'm only attempting to illustrate how there CAN be a greater good for all mankind even in something as horrible(from our limited POV) as Hitler and the Holocaust. - George Pope Satan has access to your brain. He uses it to tempt you to sin. Most people cannot distinguish the thoughts which Satan place in their minds from their own thoughts. They have the same voice though different sources. Dreams are the same. - Walter Copes I don't know. Taking the degrees of evil into consideration, I haven't met any one here more evil than Fred. - Jim Staal It seems that some brave souls at MIT (I think that's where they are) have implanted some human stem-cells into a bovine as-yet unfertilized egg. I think it's great. - Karl Schneider Me too. If the result is female, maybe I could finally get a date! - David Rice For example Mammoths are just a form of Elephant or perhaps I should say that Elephants are just a variation of Mammonths! - Laurie Appleton (Explaining all he knows about species.) You are a wonderful example of a hypocritical, bigotted Paulinist andI for one appreciate you showing the world what kind of horrible things religion does to a human mind. - Karl Schneider And you sir, what are you? - Jim Staal Correct. - DAVID WORRELL Listen to the pot calling the kettle black! Fuck off with your accusing me of being a 'fundy'! You're a full-of-shit piece-of- shit moronic head-up-your-ass IDIOT!!! - George Pope (a fundy) Yes I guess it does filter out more intelligent replies. - George Garard Looks like it needs more work: Your response got through. - Dan Ceppa Your prerogative. When the Beast 666 comes to power, you won't be shopping anywhere without his mark, his name, or the number of his name. Your views may change slightly when your trolley is empty. - Steve Asher (Freakish Flying Saucer Fundy Conspiracy Nut) I will endeavour to have my space helmet on at all times, my ray gun drawn and at the ready. Thanks for the warning. - Steve Quarrella (to flying saucer nut Steve Asher) As long as my computer works and I pay the phone bill, I am not lonely, Herr Ceppa. - Jim Staal Here's a thought for you: Perhaps, then, the earth WAS flat, then the faith of people later caused the earth to become spheroid! - George Pope (He's serious, folks.) It is evolutionism that destroys a country and so long as the population is denied Balanced Treatment by the activities of the evolutionist, then it is already well and truly on the way to the sort of collapse which you are talking about! - Laurie Appleton (This is your brain on 'balanced treatment' Creationism) Read the first chapter of Genesis and see who (plural) were supposed to be creators. - MARTY LEIPZIG God (a most singular being) invited participation by the other citizens of Heaven in His great work of Creation. - George Pope About age 17 I was much involved in solvent sniffing. - George Pope (Explains a great deal, huh?) I didn't see an asterisk next to the quoted scripture, nor any disclaimer in fine print underneath. In otherwords, the bible has as much regard for truth as you do. - Jan Deboer It turns out he was a skater. Atheist or skater, I don't know which is worse. - John Jancewicz (5 Dec 97) Magicians are much, much more honest than priests. - Hector Plasmic Greetings! Have you acquired an education in anything since you were last run out of HolySmoke by the blinding light of truth? - Fredric Rice (to J. B. Shaughnessy) I have been browsing over the various messages here and have only one question... for you and all the other doubting god haters. - J. B. Shaughnessy Your hate for God is strong Freddie - J. B. Shaughnessy You have taught so many to hate God even more than they would have ever thought, to the position of not even being sure why. - J. B. Shaughnessy Keep in touch! - J. B. Shaughnessy You bet! You're on my hook after all. [smile] - Fredric Rice One day, you will do it on your own, and with tears streaming down your face. - William Putnam Come Holy Spirit - William Putnam Oh, yes, do come holey goblin... Willie is bent over and receptive to your mounting. - Joseph Voigt It takes a man to be a christian. - J. B. Shaughnessy So a woman can not be a christian? Strange how it's observed that around half the christians are women. Are all these women just phony christians? Or are you just lying for the jesus again? - Joseph Voigt That the 'overwhelming majority' of humans think something which has no demonstrable basis in reality means precisely nothing at all in any field except psychology. - Hector Plasmic Have you cut that section out of your bible, Alan? - Hector Plasmic (to Alan Presley (8 Dec 97)) Anyone who excepts Christ and is saved is Israel - Charles Murray Bite me. - Jim Staal It sounds like your therapy is not going well. You exude so much negativity. - Dan Ceppa Most people's own eagle usually stop them from wanting to learn. - Raymond Lau and i am a christain the only one saved in my family. - samson Saved from the ravages of intellect, obviously. - please pray. - samson Please kiss my ass. - Karl Schneider and i am a christain the only one saved in my family. - samson You are a chriSTAIN? I have just the right thing for you then. It's called CHLORINE, and you are supposed to drink it. Great for the.. eh.. genepool. - Eddy L O Jansson (10 Nov 98) Tsk. Grandville, MI is the center of the universe and the artistic hub of North America. - Jim Staal We're all fucked now. - Sue Alexander You miserable piece of festering feces! Where do you come up with this crap? - Jim Staal If God had a problem with abortion, it would have been stated in the Bible. - ALAN HESS If vampires had a problem with wooden stakes through the heart, it would have been stated in Mother Goose. - David Rice Fuck you. Fuck Connecticut. - David Worrell The work of the right honourable Reverend Mister Brother Jimmy Swaggart??? - Jim Staal Yeah, the one convicted of consorting with prostitutes...twice. - JUDITH BANDSMA Suck MY Dick and spam!!! Me Dick Breath!!! Ps: Dont forget to QUOTE ME!!!! What a gay yes!! Gay! Fag! that you are! You Bitch Like a girl!!! Richard!!! - John Warner (7 Nov 98) I forgot you're a hisotry of buff of sorts. Please tell me how _homosexuality_ made the Roman Empire fall. - Relatif Tuinn Ummm.... it was pulled down by the suction? - JJ Hitt I should be punished because God made foreigners? - Jim Staal If God doesn't exist, why is there a definition of God in the dictionary? - George Garard Why do you insist on showing off your mental illness in public? - Alec Grynspan (to George Garard) Uh, because he's crazy? - Karl Schneider As I believe I was protected by supernatural means from the full natural effects of my folly. The bag was usually a standard 2 litre Glad freezer bag. - George Pope (Brain damaged druggie) Truely the words of one guided by scripture. - Jim Staal It's a poor substitute for a brain. - Relatif Tuinn On communion Sundays we don't want a god of good taste. We want a god that tastes good! - Don Martin I've met and talked with Prof. Tipler. A finer gentleman one could not hope to find. It's just that in some parts of his mind he is a raving lunatic, blind to the obvious. - David Rice I don't run the agenda; merely observe it. - Steve Asher Much as the drunk in the tank doesn't ride the pink elephants, just watches them prance about. - Hector Plasmic No, I am still working for the better of human kind every single day. - Raymond Lau Tried euthanasia? - Per Edman Looks like it is all 'go' for the year 2000, which will be celebrated as a 'jubilee' year with such people as the Pope, if still alive, Jay Gary, Robert Muller etc running the agenda. - Steve Asher (Flying Saucer Fundy Conspiracy Nut) Don't forget the 'JFK will return as the antichrist' part. No serious nutball prophesy is complete without it. - edweird Every second, we are eating thought our lord's heart. For the sin we commit, how couple the old man not be in pain for how his creation turn out to be such a shameful being. - Raymond Lau Just post the apology, stubborn D***h b***h! - Jim Staal Mealy mouthed coward. Or is it just that you don't want to admit you can't spell whatever words you want to use and the dictionary is propping up the doublewide? - Judith Bandsma I _was_ and English major! - Jim Staal (16 Oct 98) Once again, an dobvious typo. - Jim Staal What do idiots do all day long when they have too much time on their hands and nothing to say? - Dan Triplett They go to church. - David Rice Go felch your son's arse out, and enjoy a mature Bondi cigar afterwards. - Steve Asher Is this what your pastor said in church today? - Relatif Tuinn This is only a hobby, it's not real life. - David Flechard Sounds exactly like that 'god' of yours. - Dan Ceppa I have read far more than enough of your rants to know that you are one depraved individual. The files I received from Mr Rice, coupled with your current messages more than demonstrate that you are in serious mental trouble. - LINDA PAGELS Ahhh...Mr Rice, the anti-Christian bigot of the echo. There's a good non-biased source of info. yeah. - Jim Staal Fredric Rice is a 'anti-Christian bigot' in exactly the same sense that a police officer is a 'anti-criminal bigot.' - David Rice Bite me. - Jim Staal He doesn't eat shit. - David Rice Staal's 'music?' The cat would off herself all nine times. - David Rice this to become and endless exchange of correspondence. You will just have to take my word that there is an afterlife. - Jack Abendroth Well, at least he stopped cruising family reunions for dates. - MARTY LEIPZIG You're a dimbulb. - MARTY LEIPZIG Judge now and be judge later. - Raymond Lau Another round of congratulations, Marty! I see you are going to be a Supreme Court Justice! - Dan Ceppa Now I'm a recognized member of the bar! Make it a double. - MARTY LEIPZIG Could that be any worse than teaching anti-theism and oral sex. like they do now? - Phil Anderson (Damn! I went to the wrong High School!) I don't know how this is accomplished, but I do know we arrive on Saturn after leaving here. The spirit pool is on that planet. You can go there in an instant when out of the body and many have while still in the flesh body. - Jack Abendroth ROFL! Jack, do you have any idea what the words 'gas giant' mean? Any idea at all? - David Worrell How would anyone know what gas giant means? - Jack Abendroth The Catholic hasn't learned the scriptural commandment to train one's senses to discern good from evil. - TODD HENSON Listen to me, you dickhead. - Richard Garland Now, either give your blessing to gay couples or forever hold your piece. (Which, I'm sure you are) - Dan Ceppa (to George Pope on the discussion about gay marriages) Knowledge is maked too be spared, if your don't use it you loss it. - Tom Briggs Don't be silly, Ceppa. You don't learn anything in a University. - Laurie Appleton Did you catch the pic of his ...er, 'wife'? - Karl Schneider Yep, and that's damned fine horse flesh. :-P - Steve Kemp (Talking about Darryl Gonzalez's wife. Check his web page at http://www.members.tripod.com/~DJGONZA/index.html ) Personally, the fags can go on being homo, if they want. - George Pope Exactly how are you trying to define 'born-again' Christianity? - Todd Henson Making the same mistake twice. - Jitender Saan