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From: HolySmoke FAQ
Re: The "JELLY" File!

Hello, fellow heathens!!

As part of "The Fundee File Project", I have collected some of the sayings of Chairman Young, and presented them below:


THE SAYINGS OF CHAIRMAN JELLY

Did I ever say that "Catholics" aren't Christians? No. I have however, said that the "Catholic Church" is not a Christian institution. - Ken Young

"Can't find the reference. I haven't looked for it either." K Young

"gays may subconsciously make the choice to be homosexual" - Ken Young

"I believe it so strongly that I know it is true.": Ken Young

"I will say that EVERYONE deserves to go to hell." Ken Young

"I would be against most laws based on morality." Ken Young

"Lack of a religion, is a religion in itself" -- Ken Young

"Newborn babies sin non-verbally." Ken Young

"Stupider isn't in the dictionary." Ken Young

"True faith becomes one's reality." Kenny Young

Actually, a few rare Amish may use a computer, but generally only for business purposes. - Ken Young

Ah, but you forget.. To a Christian, the Bible is made up of facts, even if they are biblical ones. - Ken Young

Also, and this is not proof, but rather an interesting possibility, there have been many to say they heard torturous screams of agony when they dug too deep in the earth.. Now, if that is so, could it be Hell? If not, what are those sounds coming from? - Ken Young

And it is not a fact to call anyone an idiot. -- Ken Young

As far as people drinking during communion goes, some churches do that, but many, including those I would be with, use grape juice. WHich is essentially what I believe was used back in the days of the Bible. - Ken Young

At least gays are only persecuted by regular people.. -- Ken Young

But once they accept Christ as their savior, all homosexuality is gone. - Ken Young

Christianity has not done anything wrong. - Ken Young

"Are you denying that UFOs are even out there?" Ken Young

"Can't find the reference. I haven't looked for it either." K Young

"gays may subconsciously make the choice to be homosexual" - Ken Young

"I believe it so strongly that I know it is true.": Ken Young

"I will say that EVERYONE deserves to go to hell." Ken Young

"I would be against most laws based on morality." Ken Young

"Lack of a religion, is a religion in itself" -- Ken Young

"Newborn babies sin non-verbally." Ken Young

"Stupider isn't in the dictionary." Ken Young

"True faith becomes one's reality." Ken Young

anyone that believes in a god is a dogmatic moron. -- Ken Young

A decent secular education will help you far more. = Robert Curry And btw, no such as as a DECENT secular education. - Ken Young

Ah, but you forget.. To a Christian, the Bible is made up of facts, even if they are biblical ones. - Ken Young

Also, and this is not proof, but rather an interesting possibility, there have been many to say they heard torturous screams of agony when they dug too deep in the earth.. Now, if that is so, could it be Hell? If not, what are those sounds coming from? - Ken Young

And it is not a fact to call anyone an idiot. -- Ken Young

Are you sure it is me that is ignorant? I am a hisotry of buff of sorts. -Ken Young

As far as people drinking during communion goes, some churches do that, but many, including those I would be with, use grape juice. WHich is essentially what I believe was used back in the days of the Bible. - Ken Young

At least gays are only persecuted by regular people.. -- Ken Young

Atheism is the cure -- Ken Young

But once they accept Christ as their savior, all homosexuality is gone. - Ken Young (March 1997)

Christianity has not done anything wrong. - Ken Young

Did I ever say that "Catholics" aren't Christians? No. I have however, said that the "Catholic Church" is not a Christian institution. - Ken Young

Do you really think it is Christian bashing for one to say that Christianity is evil? - Robert Curry If they have reasoning behind it, probably not. - Ken Young

Gays cannot be saved, and will go to Hell. -- Ken Young

God gave us this world & we're the ones screwing it up -- Ken Young

I am pretty sure sex with a supernatural being is forbidden.-Ken Young

I can understand the pain people like me put homosexuals through... - Ken Young (June 1997)

I chose to be straight by choosing to be normal. I didn't choose to be gay or bi, so therefore, I chose to be heterosexual. - Ken Young (June, 1997)

I do have to wonder how a place could be Heaven, without me.-Ken Young

I do not believe in time. -- Ken Young

I do not believe there is any population problem at all. -- Ken Young

I do not think that hunger was naturally intended. -- Ken Young

I have no right to dictate my morals. -- Ken Young

I just felt the annointing of God on the speaker.. -- Ken Young

I think it should be legal for teens and adults to have sex.-Ken Young

I would say that you should be what you were made to be. If you were created white, stay that way. If you were made male, stay that way. And if you were made heterosexual, AS WE ALL WERE, stay that way. - Ken Young

If everyone today started to worship the Christian god, all disease would be gone. - Ken Young

If my son or daughter married a homosexual, I would be quite upset, but 1) they are still family, and 2) it isn't as if they would be the gay person. - Ken Young

If my son or daughter married a homosexual, I would be quite upset, but 1) they are still family, and 2) it isn't as if they would be the gay person. - Ken Young

If people are preventing themselves from having the most common sexual option, then that helps show that the relationship at hand, is unnatural. - Ken Young (Jul 97)

If they're forced to be Xtians, there'd be many more Xtians...-K.Young

just because one sins, doesn't...mean they stop being a xtian -Ken Young

Just by a group being an atheist group, generally means it is a hate group. - Ken Young (March 1997)

Keep in mind, you cannot prove morality. -- Ken Young

Lack of a religion, is a religion in itself -- Ken Young

Man came before woman.. - Ken Young

Maybe if we came back to God, crops would do better.. -- Ken Young

might as well kill all Christians, as they will go to Heaven. Ken Young

My theology is not threatened by the truth. - Ken Young

No scientific fact disagrees with me at all. -- Ken Young

No, I admit I do not use evidence. I have given up on using so called scientific studies for the moast part, a long time ago, with only a few exceptions. - Ken Young

No. Why is a subconscious choice any less of a choice than a conscious one? You are still the one deciding things. - Ken Young

Not only that, but impotency is merely a state of mind. -- Ken Young

Not registering one's software is "unethical?" Sheesh.. - Ken Young

Now, I do believe animals have a spirit, just not a soul. -Ken Young

Now, if we say that homosexual marriages is fine, could that lead to people stealing more, and that becoming more acceptable? Yes, I would say there is a good possibility of that. - Ken Young (Jul 1997)

While being gay, a homosexual cannot be a Christian, but he can get saved. And when he does get saved, his homosexuality is gone. - Ken Young

Our existence is not proof of anything but our existence. - Caroline Evans Maybe not, but it is evidence of our existence. - Ken Young

Some people fall victim to dogma, and then others find the truth of Christianity. - Ken Young

The Illuminati is not all that much of a secret any more. In many public schools, in advanced classes, they teach that it existed. No, I am certainly not ignorant or gullible. But I once was. - Ken Young (August 1997.)

Well, Rod, I never claimed to have an scientific evidence for what I suggest on homosexuality. - Ken Young

What does slavery have to do with racism? Or do you think that all slaves were black? - Ken Young

WHat is wrong with it is that no evidence exists. -- Ken Young

Will there come a time when "my work will be done," here? Perhaps, but that will only occur when this echo has completely changed. - Ken Young (talking about HolySmoke)

Yes, many Christians would like to restrict your rights, -- Ken Young

Yes.. Unsolved Mysteries is a show of facts. - Ken Young

You must know of a Bible I don't, because I cannot think of any. - Ken Young

..how can anyone be allowed to do what he wants religiously?-Ken Young

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