DAVID WORRELL:
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed
him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to
swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help
me!" At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the
atheist hung in midair, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I
thought you didn't believe in Me?" "Come on God, give me a
break!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in
the Loch Ness monster either!"