Alan Jennings: files from the Holy Cloakroom and CompuChurch. Rev. Jenings runs a highly successful ministry which seeks to ordain potential and new ministers through the mail or right on-line while you wait. The church advocates reason and rationality rather than dogmatic occultism and ahearance to supersition though it's membership isn't completely free from scientific ignorance. ELVIS thinks you're NEAT! Distributed by The Church of Elvis via CompuChurch (tm) 504-927-4509. For Information, send S.A.S.E to: The Church of Elvis, P.O.Box 64575, Baton Rouge, LA 70896-4575

!HELPUS!.MSG Heaven Help Us petition
12_STEPS.MSG The 12 Steps
1STCAUSE.ZIP The Registry of 'First Cause' Information
42.ZIP Life, the Universe, and Everything
AAA.ZIP Alcoholics Anonymous for Atheists
ABBSA012.ZIP American BBS Association Info
ADAMRELG.MSG Adam Stanislav on Religion
AFFIDAVT.ZIP Affidavit to register to do weddings in LA
ALLULC.ZIP Most ULC Text Files (Grab first, save download
AMFM10.ZIP No description yet
APRAYER.ZIP A prayer to the goddess
ARCFLST1.ZIP American Religion Center Files Part 1
ARCFLST2.ZIP American Religion Center Filelist Part 2
ASCIIART.ART More ASCII art in a message
ASS.MIN Minutes of a meeting of the Area Sysops Society
ATHEISM.FAQ Frequently Asked Questions on Atheism
BAHAIFAX.ZIP Basic Facts About the Baha'i Faith
BAPTISM.ZIP ULC Text on Baptism
BASICS03.ZIP Some Fido Terminology and Technical Basics
BBSLAW.MSG BBS Law File
BBSLAW.ZIP A paper on the subject of BBS Law
BBSPRIV.ZIP BBS Privacy Information
BBS_LAW.ZIP A paper on the subject of BBS Law
BEATIT.ZIP So we wanna have a baby...
BELIEF.ASC The ULC Doctrine
BHBIRDS.ZIP Big Huge Birds/ fiction by P. Reebok
BIOCRAFT.ZIP One kind of Self-Help information
BLESSING.ANS Rev. Caffery's Hot Pink Blessing
BLONDMED.ZIP Glossary of Medical Terms for Blondes
BLV-THNK.ZIP Believers and Thinkers
BOVINE.ASC Ascii Cow Cartoons
BOVINE.ZIP Ascii Cow Cartoons
BOZOPIC.ART ANSI Bozo
BUDDHA.GIF nice gif of meditating Buddha statue
BUFFERZN.ZIP Info on the BUFFER ZONE book by Hensley
BYLAWHJC.PRN BYLAW FORM for congregation
BYRONTRL.ZIP The Trial of Lord Byron
CALVIN.ZIP Spurgeon's 'A Defense of Calvinism'
CAMEL.ASC Eye of the Needle by Brother Love
CBPOETRY.LST Contents of CBPOETRY.ZIP
CBPOETRY.ZIP Poems by Cheryl Boswell
CCN_APP.ZIP * * * * * Network your Ministry with CompuChurch * * * * *
CCTXTBK.ZIP * * * * * A textbook about CompuChurch * * * * *
CCWASGOD.MSG Clara indicates prior status as deity
CENSOR.ZIP Notes on Censorship for Sysops
CFC_EXPO.ZIP Article on the Common Faith Chapel ULC
CHURCHIS.MSG Ralph Stokes on 'What is a Church'
CHURCHRT.ANS ANSI CompuChurch by St. Robert Toups
COLORADO.LAW Excerpts from Colorado Law on Marriages
CONTEXT.ZIP Rev. Val Coor Baton Rouge, LA
COUCH17.ZIP Fiction by Prometheus Reebok
COUNSEL.ASC CompuChurch (tm) Counseling Program
CREATION.ZIP Rev. Bob Healy, Fort Walton Beach FL
CRFTSMN.ZIP A special craftsman by Earl Murphy
CYCH-NFO.ZIP Cyber-Church Information
C_OF_M.ZIP 'Celebration of Marriage' by A. Jennings
DANNYWIT.ZIP The Oracle program
DAVERICE.ZIP Two B&W .PCX photos of Rev. David Rice
DEERPIC.ASC Season's Greetings Xmas Card
DIALOG.CAP Diolog between a Xian & Pagan
DIOCESE.ASC The Diocese of Baton Rouge ULC
DIOWELCM.ZIP A message from Rev. Flaviani to the Louisiana C
DIVEPOEM.ZIP The Song of the Divemaster
DIVORCE.ZIP Rev. P. Gutierrez, Baton Rouge, LA
DOPEFISH.ASC ASCII Icon of the Church of the Dopey Fish
DSCAR30.ZIP DBASE Utility
EASTER American Atheists on Easter
EATSHIT.ANS ANSI 'EAT SHIT'
EINSTEIN.MSG Words of A. Einstein contributed by Rev. David Rice
ELUGUIDE.ZIP Echolist Update Guide (extracted from ELMOD691)
ELVISEEN.ZIP Order this book for proof Elvis lives
ELVISPIC.ASC Elvis thinks you're neat
ELVISSAT.ZIP The Proclamation creating Elvis Saturday
ELVISULC.ZIP No description yet
ELVLIVES.ZIP Sue the bastards!
EPHESIAN.ZIP Sermon notes/outlines from EPHESIANS
FEMRULE.ZIP Rules for men about women
FFAM503.ZIP File Area Manager - Great!
FIJA.ZIP Fully Informed Jury secifics
FIREPRAY.ZIP A Firemen's Prayer
FLATERTH.ZIP Join the Flat Earth Society
FONEMSG.ZIP Effective Answering Machine messages
FONTMSG.ZIP The building of the Fountain of Babble
FREEMED.ZIP Thoughts on socialized healthcare by Rev. K.C.
FRIVER1.ZIP Part 1 of from the river
FRIVER2.ZIP Part 2 of from the river
FRIVER3.ZIP Part 3 of from the river
FSR20.ZIP File Request Utility
FUNDICTL.ZIP The Battle For Your Mind - Brainwashing Techniq
FUNDY.ZIP What is a 'FUNDY' (or 'fundie')
FUNDYQ&A.ZIP Questions and Answers about Fundies
FV132.ZIP Reads data on zipped files
GARDEN.ZIP 'A Private Garden' by Rev. C.A.Jennings
GENESIS.ZIP Sermon notes/outlines from GENESIS
GENETICS.ZIP Genetic Research Situational Ethics
GETYOURS.AD * * * * * Ad for Sainthood in Church of Elvis * * * * *
GNOSTICA.ZIP The origins of St. Gnostica
GOD$LOVE.GIF * * * * * They say a picture is worth a thousand words!
GOODFOLK.ZIP Message about good people
GRAIL.ZIP Script from the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
GSZ.ZIP Great Z-Modem
HANOI.ZIP The solutions for the Towers of Hanoi
HCTELAPO.ZIP * * * * * Info & Works of a ULC Ministry in Ohio * * * * *
HEAL.ZIP Baha'i views on world healing & peace
HELL.ZIP A discourse on Hell
HISSPIT.ZIP Try *TELLING* this story. Rapidly.
HISTEVID.ZIP Historical evidence of Jesus (Well, there is none of course)
HOME25.ZIP Shareware CAD
HOMESTDY.ZIP Home Study Degrees / Major Universities
HOTQ.ANS Rev. Caffery's Hot Tamale Queen Title
HOW2PRAY.ZIP Rev. Danny Wilks, Baton Rouge, LA
HPLAN.ZIP Healthcare Reform Information (UNVERIFIED)
HSDSLXCN.ZIP Glossary of Fundamentalist words
HST_SET.ZIP Info on HST Settings
HUMANIST.ZIP The Affirmations of Humanism / A Statement of Purpose
ICDMINFO.ZIP Int'l Christian Discipleship Ministries Info (Dangerous mind control Christian cult)
INABLITY.ZIP Essay on doctrine of total inability
JACKSEZ.MSG Sermon by Rev. Jack Coffee
JESUSELV.ZIP Comparison of Jesus and Elvis
JOY.ZIP Text on the Joy of Man
JUDGES.ZIP Sermon notes/outlines from JUDGES (Christanic mythologies)
KATZ-SIN.ZIP A noteworthy comment by KATZ**
KHVISION.ZIP 'My Vision' by Rev. Hensley
KILLRQ25.ZIP Kills messages TO/FROM/SUBJ FAST!!!
KORESH.ZIP An Exegesis of Koresh's Fatal Flaw
LA-ABORT.ZIP Article on 1990 LA Legislature /S.Watsky
LIAR.ZIP How to be ambiguous and please everybody
LIQUEURS.ZIP Ideas on homemade Liqueurs
LITLLITE.ZIP Rev. Danny Wilks, Baton Rouge, LA
LOSTSHUF.ZIP From 'Lost in the Shuffle' by R. Subby
LOVE.ZIP Text on unconditional love of GOD
MAGICK.ZIP Textfiles on Magik and sorcery
MAMAPROC.ZIP The official Proclamation
MARRLAWS.ZIP Marriage Laws State by State
MATERIAL.ZIP ULC Materials Available
MBU_110.ZIP Message Base Utilities
MINISTER.APP * * * * * Application for Ministerial Credential * * * * *
MM34.ZIP Menu Master - Excellent QBBS Menu Editor
MNSTRKIT.ZIP * * * * * New Minister Starter Kit Info * * * * *
MONTANDN.ZIP The Sermons of Ray Montandon, Walker LA
MORETUIT.ZIP Response to 'Living the good life.' by Donovan
MORMONS.MSG Message captured about the Mormon Religion
MORON.BIG ANSI 'You Are A Moron'
MUSIC1.ZIP Text on Instrumental Music in Worship
MYERS.EXE Quick Briggs-Myers Personality Type test
NETMAIL1.ASC How to send Netmail
NETMAIL2.ASC How to use Netmail from here to anywhere!
NETMAIL3.ASC Internet Mail help
NEWAGE.ZIP 'Computers for Christ' on the 'New Age' (Christanic hatred)
NICODMUS.ZIP Jh3:1-12 Nicodemus and Total Inability (Christanic mythologies)
NOIT-ALL.ZIP Text about Know It Alls
NONSEQUI.ZIP Captions without cartoons
NORMAL.ZIP Quote from Brother Love
NORML.ZIP De-Criminalized Marijuana Advocacy Group
NT_NOTES.ZIP Notes and outlines of various NT Sermons (Christanic mythologies)
NUMBER.EXE NUMBER GUESSING GAME(2-4)cols NO repeats
OA12STEP.ZIP About the Overeaters Anonymous program
OBSCENE.MSG Citizens Against Pornography of Alabama
PAGAN001.ZIP Intro to Paganism (More in WICCATXT.ZIP)
PAGANTOP.TEN Top Ten Reasons for being a Pagan
PASSOVER American Atheists on Passover
PAX.ZIP The Nonviolent Christ. a different view
PERSNINV.ZIP Archived Briggs-Myers Personality Type test
PGN12STP.ZIP 12-Step for Pagans
PGTO.ZIP Unorthodox approach to a god for AA's
PIECE.ZIP Information on modem standards
PIGS&IRS.MSG The Three Little Pigs & the IRS
POWER.ZIP Rev. Brad Jensen, Oklahoma
PREJUDGE.ZIP Award-winning Essay by Rev. Tony Flaviani
PRINCIPI.ZIP No description yet
PROPITIA.ZIP Essay on Doctrine of Propitiation
PRYRWP.ZIP A Baha'i Prayer For World Peace
PSALMS.ZIP Sermon notes/outlines from PSALMS (Christanic mythologies)
PSRT_14.ZIP No description yet
QUARCERT.MSG Ascii Certificate Special Title SPACE VAGRANT
QUFE12.ZIP QuickBBS User File Editor for v 2.66Q
RACE.ZIP The Vision Of Race Unity
RATHUT.ZIP Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
RATIONAL.ZIP Rational Recovery (Not a 12-step program)
RCSG.DOC * * * * * Restored Church of the Star Goat Info * * * * *
RESPONSE.ART Article by Steven Watsky for Fido News
RITE_RIT.ZIP The Common Faith Handbook - Rev. Karin Conover-
ROBO-CH2.ZIP ROBOCOMM/CompuChurch Script
ROBOC430.ZIP Robocomm
ROBOM10.ZIP Robomail
ROBOM13U.ZIP More Robomail
ROMANS.ZIP An Exegesis of Romans (Christanic mythologies)
ROTFL!.BIG ANSI 'ROTFL!'
RULES.ZIP * * * * * CompuChurch Rules * * * * *
RUSHPROC.ZIP Rush Limbaugh Proclamation
RUSHUPAR.ASC Rush Limbaugh's UPAR Certificate in ASCII
SANTANOT.ASC Believe it or don't! Santa is amazing!
SATAN.ZIP Satanic Sermonette by Rev. Kenneth Johnston
SENATORS.DAT Names, Addresses, Phone#s of Senators
SERMON.ZIP The Sermon on the Monitor /Brother I/O
SHITHPNS.ZIP A comparison of religions
SINFREE.ZIP No description yet
SKYMAN.ASC By Frater Thelonius
SLEEPNOT.ART A Night in the Life of a Programmer
SLOWDOWN.ZIP Slow me down, Lord. (a prayer)
SMK_MIR.ZIP 'Smoke and Mirrors...' by Rev. K.C.Lewis
SNOWFALL.ZIP Rev. Karin Conover-Lewis
SONGBIRD.ZIP Poetry by Songbird
SPELLCHK.ZIP Amusing poem about spelling-checks
ST-TNG.VOC The 'Space the Final Frontier' .VOC
STATE1.DOC A story of insight
STELVIS.ZIP The Sainthood of Elvis
STOPCDA.ZIP Help Stop the Communications Decency Act
STRENGTH.ZIP A prayer of strength
SWEARNOT.MSG * * * * * On Refusal to 'Swear' in courts * * * * *
TOXSGOD.ZIP Toxic Wombat on Higher Power
TRIAL.ZIP The Trial of Lord Byron
TRUMAN.ZIP Pres. Harry Truman on Freedom
ULCCONGR.ASC ULC Congregation Agreement
ULCQ&A.ZIP Q&A about the ULC
VARTICLE.ZIP Hensley visits Baton Rouge
VFPRAYER.ZIP A Prayer by Rev. Vince Flaviani
WACOVIEW.ZIP A commentary on the Waco, Texas, tragedy
WAUISM.ZIP A religion for EVERYBODY
WCODEP.ZIP What is Co-dependency
WEDDING1.ZIP Suggested ULC Wedding Ceremony
WEDDING2.ZIP Suggested ULC Wedding Ceremony 2
WEDDING3.ZIP Ceremony by Rev. Ray Montandon
WED_B&C.ZIP Official Transcript of the Online Wedding
WHITEMAN.GOD God would have to be a white male
WHOSON1.ZIP Who's on First Abbot & Costello routine
WICCA001.ZIP Intro to Wicca (More in WICCATXT.ZIP)
WICCATXT.ZIP 31 Textfiles on WICCA (See WICCAZIP.LST)
WICCAZIP.LST List of files in WICCATXT.ZIP
WMT70.ASC World Meditation Triads
XNTEST.ZIP Is that person a True Christian?
YOGA.ZIP The Yoga Sutra of Patanjali